#fer real

[tentacles-and-coffee]

“Come on, baby, come on-come on darling! Let me steal this moment from you now. Come on, angel, come on-come on darling! Let’s exchange the experience! Oh...” - Running up that Hill, Placebo cover.

Now in color!

[scifi-gk]

Me and DH catching up with the first new episode of #AgentsOfShield

Daisy: Malik?

Coulson: In order to save SHIELD we have to save Hydra.

Me (to DH): [blink] Wait. What? That’s flawed logic. What happened to the fact that Hydra was here on Earth since the experiment the blue guys ran off-book waaaaay back in our ancient history?

DH: [blank look]

Me: Come on. The guy with the weird snake hair who got all up in Daisy’s brain and broke her a couple years ago? Took over Ward’s body? Stranded on an alien planet? Any of this ringing a bell?

DH: [blink]

Me: [still ranting] It doesn’t make any sense to think that WW2 Hydra was the only head. They’re a freaking cult that has been around for a thousand years. You think this one kid is going to end them, fcol?!

DH: Maybe they were writing the episode with guys like me in mind...you know, people who completely forgot about that part of the canon?

Me: [muttering] It feels like a lot of shows lately write for guys like you.

🤨

[backybae215]

@capitals STOP LOSING

[bkwrm523]

Guyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyssssssssssss I think I finally figured out my type!!!

[lobstronomousskeleton]

there is nothing quite like the freedom of having a 6 foot long phone charger

[othilaodal]

Me: I like astrology because it helps me understand myself

Also Me: *comes up with extensive headcanons for the faves based purely in astrology*

[fillylegs]

Sinuses so inflamed that my molars ache? COOL STORY BRO.

[backybae215]

why does tj oshie have the best eyebrows in the nhl