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I was tagged by: missaffliction I tag: ferraratron and posie

1. If you could have a superpower what would it be and why? Read/manipulate minds. DUH

2. What is your OTP of OTPs? Okay, so I am a serial shipper and I have a problem and I ship pretty much anything. But probably Klaine or Wincest. 

3. Imagine yourself as The Doctor. Who would you take as your companion? I know it's lame and cheesy to say Matt, but Matt. He's already my companion. <3

4. If you could be invisible for one day, what would you do? CREEP. I would creep so hard. Or fly somewhere, undetected-like.

5. Who is your biggest role model? Hmmmmm probably Tina Fey, honestly. (Totally original answer, I know.)

6. If you could choose any celebrity to go on a date with you, who would it be? Oh, I don't know. I think I'm way too lame to date a celebrity. Probably Tyler Posey, though. 

7. What is your biggest fear? Poverty and dead things.

8. Describe an embarrassing moment your life. I am a person who is VERY difficult to embarrass. But one time, as a child (maybe 5 or 6), I walked up behind my father at the YMCA and spanked him with both hands. It was not my father. 

Also, one time I was like 10 or so and I heard my sister peeing in the bathroom and decided to burst in and shout and scare her. It was a male family friend. Oy.

9. Where do you think you’ll be in ten years? Hopefully still in Orlando, with a house and kids. 

10. What makes you smile? Lots of things! When Matt takes care of me, payday, my friends, my family. When someone compliments my work. Good books. Good days at work and my days off. Going out to eat and getting really good service. Bad weather when I have nowhere to be. My pup, Trix. Staying up way too late with Nicole, gossiping in my bed and then sleeping all day the next day. 

11. Is there anyone on tumblr that you’d like to meet in person some day? posie is my fucking girl, but I think we agreed that it would be too awkward if we ever met IRL. some things are best left in Tumblrland. 

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Ridiculous dream ranting under the cut

So last night I had a dream in which my closest friend from work called me up and told me that someone I wish was dead, died. But I went on Facebook to confirm and it was apparently not true. I shrugged it off.

Then, Matt called and asked if I was ready for my doctor’s appointment. The doctor told me that my chakra was blocked and I wouldn’t be able to have children until I unblocked it.

So Nicole offered to drive Matt and I into a bayou so we could go to a witch doctor to unblock my chakra. We were driving down a narrow canal, surprised that it was dry. But then it started filling with water. It got deeper and deeper. Nicole assured us that last time this happened, everything turned out okay. But then it got too deep and the car was completely submerged underwater, so we got out and swam to a dock. I remembered I forgot my iPad in the car, so I swam back into the canal to get it.

When we get on the dock, Nicole tells us that it’s not much of a swim to the witch doctor’s house. So we swim. And when we get there, it looks just like a normal house. No one greets us. I go up to the top floor and kneel. I hear Nicole and Matt talking downstairs about how pissed they are about a wasted trip and the fact that Nicole’s car is ruined. They were both very sad for me and my barren blocked chakras.

But while I was upstairs, I remembered that only death buys life. So, I tell Nicole and Matt that I’m leaving but I’ll be back to pick them up the next day.

It gets a little fuzzy here, but basically I find a friend and ask if they know any killing spells or curses, but she tells me that I have to do this with my bare hands. So I go to this guy’s house and corner him. I want to kill him so badly, but for some reason, I just can’t bring myself to do it. Instead, I ask him to borrow his car and he says okay and I go pick up Nicole and Matt and the witch doctor is there. He is a white guy with glasses. I tell him about my predicament and that I couldn’t bring myself to do the killing and unblock my chakra so I could have a baby. He looks confused for a minute before he asks, “Are you waiting to bring a baby into this world? Are you waiting for this man to die?” And I was like, no, not really. But then he gave me a meaningful look, but I stayed convinced.

He said, “You got a baby in there, but he don’t want to come out! He’s too scared of a world with the bad man in it.”

… then I woke up. I mean, I am known for having and remembering bizarre dreams, but this one felt significant for some reason. OH WELL WHATEVER

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wow your ring is so pretty!!

Thank you! I'm marrying a man with very good taste! :)

[daringartisticadventurer]

ferraratron replied to your post: why are basketball games so looong?

If you think basketball is long, you’re in for a lifetime of hurt. The regulation time for football and hockey games is an hour. Baseball typically takes 3 hours. Basketball? 48 minutes.

sports games in general are too long. it's just that it's basketball season right now