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[feyosha]

Please continue about your business

[gavamont]

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Sweet salamanders! @feyosha help! The alchemy goods dealers are coming for wizards!

[feyosha]

Computers are very simple you see we take the hearts of dead stars and we flatten them into crystal chips and then we etch tiny pathways using concentrated light into the dead star crystal chips and if we etch the pathways just so we can trick the crystals into doing our thinking for us hope this clears things up.

[feyosha]

You may sometimes hear a little voice that tells you that you don’t need to use that much butter but I am here to tell you that that voice is the grim specter of the late Dr Kellogg and you should banish that demon immediately with even more butter. This is my solemn magical advice.

[feyosha]

Attention Science Enthusiasts and Chem Majors!

Please, select your most favorite Perilous Substance!

Alkaline Metals

Halogens

Mercury

Dimethyl Cadmium

Azoazide Azide

Sand

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Voting ended onApr 21, 2024

Reference for the non-chemists:

Alkaline Metals: putting water on these will set them on fire. Combines explosively with Halogens to produce salts, which are largely impervious to heat.

Halogens: corrosive as fuck. Includes Fluorine and Chlorine. Combines explosively with Alkali Metals to produce salts, which are largely impervious to heat.

Mercury: thanks to Cooper Pairs and Quantum Weirdness, is liquid at room temperature despite being heavy as Lead. Turns Aluminum to mush. Will drive you mad.

Dimethyl Cadmium: 2 methyl’s on a Cadmium! A Metal, directly on Carbon Functional Groups! Carcinogenic, Teratogenic, Neurotoxic, Lipophilic, with both acute and chronic effects, this shit will wreck your cellular machinery like an industrial mining apparatus turned on a neighborhood brownstone.

Azoazide Azide: hello yes I would like to order 14 Nitrogen atoms, but, can they all be exclusively single bonded in a second-order Azide? Whaddya mean it’s the least stable molecule ever fabricated? What do you mean it self-immolates in isolated conditions?

Sand: it's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

[REDACTED]: goo

[feyosha]

It came to me in a Vision

[feyosha]

BTW Animal genomes are shorter than Plant genomes because The Plants have. Pieces. Of us. We need the Pieces. We cannot make them ourselves, our DNA is too short so we have to. Shove the. Plants. into our bodies. Through this hole in our face. To get the missing Pieces. Of us. That the Plants make. Hope this helps.

[feyosha]

CHOOSE

Animist (Gods are tangible)

Polytheist (Gods are intangible)

Monotheist (One Overpowered God)

Atheist (no Gods)

Agnostic (Atheist, but polite)

Ignostic (“God” is a word with no semantic value; it’s nonsense)

Naytheist (God is the Bad Guy)

Antitheist (Would Kill a God)

Theophile (Tryin’ to make Demigods)

Voting ended onNov 2, 2023