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Azriel: Bat of Mischief

Feyre: So your abilities give you the ultimate degree of stealth, right?

Azriel: Yes…………where are you going with this?

Feyre: I was just wondering if you have ever used them for fun stuff, like pranks.

Azriel, grinning like a fiend: Oh, absolutely. I still occasionally use them to tie Cassian’s boot laces together when he isn’t paying attention.

Feyre: So THAT’s why he fell the other day after dinner!

Azriel, still smiling: It’s been 40 years and he STILL hasn’t figured out why that keeps happening to him.

The Suriel: Want to join my religion?

Feyre: What’s your religion?

The Suriel:

The Suriel: Tea time. All the time.

Feyre: I’m interested.

Feyre: Rhys I need you to break up with me—

Rhysand: WHAT?! But we’re mates and I love you more than life itself and I—

Feyre: —You didn’t let me finish. A new pop breakup song just came out and I want to listen to it faithfully.

Rhysand: ………

Rhysand: Fine but I’m setting a timer. You only get to break up with me for an hour.

Feyre: Great! Alright let me get into character... *heavy pause* YOU BASTARD YOU BROKE MY HEART! *runs out of room crying*

Rhysand: ……This is gonna be a long hour *starts timer*

The Floor is Lava

*Rhysand and Amren about to enter the House of Wind*

Rhysand: Before we go in, you should know that the floor is lava.

Amren: I am not in the mood for games.

Rhysand: No. The floor is ACTUALLY lava. Feyre, whilst testing the limits to her magic, figured out how to make lava.

Cassian, from the window: Come in! The couch is melting and it’s hilarious!

Feyre Back at the Spring Court

Feyre: *Returns to the Spring Court to Spy on Tamlin* Ianthe: *Acting happily surprised* Feyre! I’m so happy to see you. Feyre:

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