#poor cassian

[intermundia]

the rebellion: we need a base cassian, sighing deeply: i know one very stupid place

[acomaflove]

Azriel: Bat of Mischief

Feyre: So your abilities give you the ultimate degree of stealth, right?

Azriel: Yes…………where are you going with this?

Feyre: I was just wondering if you have ever used them for fun stuff, like pranks.

Azriel, grinning like a fiend: Oh, absolutely. I still occasionally use them to tie Cassian’s boot laces together when he isn’t paying attention.

Feyre: So THAT’s why he fell the other day after dinner!

Azriel, still smiling: It’s been 40 years and he STILL hasn’t figured out why that keeps happening to him.

[jmoonjones]

Bryaxis (whose #single&ready2mingle 😉) has returned from their summer vacation, and eager to explore their new life outside the lower levels of the library

Feyre, Elain, and Nesta helps them explore some career options 💖🌼🗡️

[incorrectacotarwords]

Cassian: So when did she stop threatening to kill you?

Rhysand: After she accepted the mating bond…for the most part

Lucien: Never had that problem

Azriel: Same

Jurian: oh it’s how we do fireplay

Kallias: Agreed. It adds so much…tension. It’s a rite of passage.

Cassian:

Cassian: So with Nesta it’s just for fun??

All of them avoiding eye contact with Cassian: Sure

[separatist-apologist]

It’s genuinely hilarious to me that that Elain’s first thought in wonderland wasn’t that she was pregnant, it’s that she was dying. And she also had this whole “I guess” nonchalance to it too 😭😭

Elain truly was like, "I am DEEPLY unwell and will NOT be seeing a doctor".

This go around Azriel is like "wow you smell AMAZING" and cassian is like "ARE YOU STUPID?"

[perseusannabeth]

NESTA TELLING CASSIAN SHE TASTES GOOD I CANNOT. UMM WHY. THIS IS GOING TO BE MY GO TO SMUT FIC I ALREADY KNOW

Nesta: *licks her fingers after Cassian heard her masturbate and tells him she tastes amazing while wearing nothing but his shirt*

Cassian: *smacks his head against the wall*

[moonbintang]

ASKSHDHDJS what-

But guys seriously after the book is over just forget about it unless if a new book comes up and you guys said " atleast it's better than witness" (we get a lot of diamonds from it but still no)

[illyrianbats]

Cassian: Face it, sweetheart. Our chemistry is undeniable.

Nesta: You know what else is undeniable?

Cassian: What?

Nesta: THe pain this fork is gonna cause when I jam it into you eye.