The one time he kissed Barret, square on the mouth in the middle of one of his speeches, Marlene asks if he's going to be his new mom and if she can be the flower girl for the wedding for hours.
He kissed Tifa mid battle cause she was getting too worried about fighting the pack of wererats working the the big fuck off dragon. He gets free drinks at the bar.
He kissed Aerith the minute he met her. The planet was loud, shouting about so many potential timelines and the kiss helped her focus. Reno falling off of one of the support beams into a pile of chocobo shit she uses and fertilizer is an added bonus. No one ever finds the bodies of the assholes that catcall the blonde.
Zack will always be Do or Die for his incredibly anxious best friend, always returns the favour when he can see that a panic attack can be prevented. This leads to multiple employees giving them the best janitors closet to snog in because Zack is not subtle in the slightest.
Genesis always has phoenix down with him and Phoenix equipped when he hears of Sephiroths plan to kiss cadets that look particularly stressed because, "Angeal you don't understand. It works so well. Cloud is proof. If I do it-". Cloud takes one look at this fuckery, sighs, and punts Vincent at his friend's literal child to maybe stop him.
Vincent, though he acts reluctant, is the first to drop kick Zack at Cloud or vice versa whenever one is getting a bit too manic at the edges. Though if Zack isn't available he will gently try to calm the blonde himself. Who knew Vincent and his literal demons could do that with his tongue.
this keeps getting better
