i do not care what sqeenix tries to tell me w modern sephi but istg
that man does NOT have the energy to smirk as much as he does. bro looks like he's dissociating all the damn time. you call his name and he responds w the most hollow, tired, and mumbly "hm?" you've ever heard in your life. you try to hold a conversation w this man and he has the most tired and detached look in his eyes.
he just looks so ungodly done and miserable to me in the og art, like he's just holding on to reality to do his job and then just blip out of existence again bc of how draining it is to simply think
homeslice would most likely cry sooner than he'd smirk, that's for sure. i refuse to let go of the personal hq that he cried hysterically after zack left the library
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Hii!! I'm Vincent/Vinny/Mod Dilfenshmirtz! My FFVII fixation is unfortunately back in full effect and my favorites are Weiss, Nero, Vincent and Aerith. I've played OG, Remake/Rebirth, Dirge, and watched Advent Children (Dirge is my favorite 💔).
hey 😩 I have a real basic request but it's all I can think of rn, but cuddles with aerith and tifa headcanons is literally all that occupies my mind (they're both so fucking amazing in everything aspect, ughhhh)
Cuddle Headcanons
aerith x gen!reader, tifa x gen!reader
a/n: women💖 sorry if it went off topic!
Aerith
she loves being a tease whenever you seek her for affection and curl up near her, almost like you're begging for her to give some love to you
she would poke your nose and nuzzle it, cooing at you and treating you like a big baby and shifting you into your arms
leaning into her, she smells insanely nice
a florist she was day and night where you could see her softly touching petals of her beloved plants, her smell lingers onto you when she touches you all over when you pull her closer
she would rest her forehead on your shoulder while you sit on her lap and she would kiss you all over and whisper sweet nothings into your ear
you were not quick on asking for affection from aerith because you'll know how much of a chatterbox she becomes when you initiate it.
you bit your tongue and held your ego back because you just wanted some care from the sweetest person born, eventhough she could annoy all over but you could easily silence her with kisses right?
you watched near the bed when she was busy making flowercrowns for you and her and you felt guilty with your thoughts since you didn't want to interrupt her but she noticed your staring, softly grinning.
"you could tell me what you're thinking, y/n" the warmth spreads through your body when she says your name, hoping you didn't look creepy staring at her, you struggled in forming a sentence when she leaned closer to your face.
she ushered you to get on the bed and placed her flowers away and you whined, telling her it's nothing but she insisted. half hugging you, she asked about your staring earlier and you lay your cheek against her shoulder and muttered your half baked response.
"cmooonn~ a bit more louder, you're mumbling!" you hissed a little and you responded sounding like a kid who didn't want to give their toys to anyone and she squeled, pushing you over and rocking you back and forth.
you loosened up a little and hugged her back and she pecked your face all over and said that you could always ask for her love at any time. you tried to reason that she would be a tease everytime you asked and with an obvious lie, she promised not to always tease you.
well actually who knows, she might keep her promise,
who knows
Tifa
full of giggles and racing hearts, she loves cuddles! especially from you! (other than marlene if she asks for a group hug from you and tifa
she would flop you and herself on the bed and roll back and forth while nuzzling and kissing your neck
these times with her were fun and intimate and it felt so easy letting loose with her
connecting yourself with her, it felt so easy to sleep and you would fight back the sleepines to talk to each other
together, both of you were a heated stove, being warm all over that sometimes you kick each other away to cool down
the evening ends when you two actually sleep after freshening up and eating and softly telling the other to have a good's night rest, exchanging it and drifting off to sleep in each others' arms
you watched tifa make drinks for the last customers and you swirled around your drink that your lover made and looked back at marlene when she pats on your shoulder.
"hey look here!" she enthuastically said, showing you a drawing of seventh heaven while the two poorly drawn people stand in the middle, it looked like a wedding was being held in the bar.
you gasped and you couldn't believe your eyes to what marlene has drawn and you glowed in euphoria and pat marlene's head, chuckling to how adorable the drawing was.
"you lwike it right-?" she questioned with her mouth full of mac and cheese and you giggled, happily responding that you did and she nodded as she got up and ran to tifa, wondering what she was doing.
marlene was showing the drawing to tifa! you couldn't help but feel your cheeks burn when she looks back at you with a crooked, smug smile while putting up marlene's drawing and telling the little girl how much she appreciates it.
finishing up with washing the glasses, she immediately went to you and slip her fingers into your hand, intertwining it and squeezing it while waiting for you to get up from your seat.
both of you did seem like parents when you both waved at marlene when it was bedtime for her and barret was busy reading a story to her.
she hummed and waited for you to question her, getting ready for her ranting because as you said, you didn't mind in the slightest.
you rolled your eyes and nudged her.
"what did you think of the drawing?" she breathed in and sighed, telling you how much of a darling marlene was, how sweet her sense of childishness was. your heart felt like it was being grabbed (carefully) when she starts going on her rant about loving you.
"tifa, you're such a softie" she snickered at you when you crawled towards her on the bed when you reached to both of your room. you gave her temple a kiss when you curl into her arms and she exchanged the kiss you gave earlier to your temple.
marriage can happen soon, with how long tifa was staring at your sleeping figure, her fingers played with the fabric of your shirt, heck it could happen tommorow.
currently rewatching advent children for the millionth time but like
ive seen a lot of age hcs for the remnants so I'm just gonna throw mine in there.
kadaj: oldest
loz & yazoo: younger twins
i mostly think this from the novellas and from what i remember: kadaj was born first and then loz and yazoo materialised at the same time a bit after. i get seeing kadaj or loz being the youngest bc of how they act, but ive always seen kadaj as the oldest. i also think its a funny concept to have yazoo and loz as twins as they have completely different personalities while being bossed around by their short older brother.
i mean, theyre all like a few weeks old or smth. all small babies.
