#random situations

[yacrimago]

Bilbo: I don't understand, Frodo was always good at maths.

Thorin: Maybe he's struggling with it.

Kili to Frodo: Would you like me to do your assignments again?

[scribbleswithsaro]

The Soulmate AU where the first words their soulmates will say to them appear like tattoos on their skin.

[donaldduckau]

What if donald gets a job from a boss who doesn't about money nor the damage hires unique variety of people for the purpose of watching fun events happen.

The boss himself is unquestionably unique from how he's able to understand the worst writing or meaning behind someones words.

[disaster-bay-leaf]

A, an awkward person who never had any affection shown to them: *does sth for person B* here you go

B: thanks love

A: *one and a half minute of uncoordinated stuttering as person B walks away continuing to do their thing*

[cloud-iceshadow]

IrkMorth stuff

Anyways here’s this skit

HORSED BLOCKED

Ike: Marth can you please stop your horse from cockblocking me?

Marth: Aw Blueberry lIKEs you! (Sorry for the horrible pun)

Ike: Well it’s about to be BLUEBERRY JAM! When I’m done killing it!

Marth: No Blueberry!

[cloud-iceshadow]

Ike pins Marth to a tree

Marth: Aiku!I-

Link in the background play a saxophone

Ike:………………

[sillyaardvarkguy]

my bestie who works in marketing needed an actor, now im a "propaganda boy" for the local burger joint lol

[scribbleswithsaro]

Both muses have a shared past they'd rather forget, but even though it's been years since they've seen one another, the traumatic event they endured together has left a lasting bond. All it takes between them is a single word - one reminder of something they experienced before - to ground one another, bring it all back to the surface, or explain their reasoning for something.