Flat ass? Oi, that hurt my heart a bit.
Oh, hush up, you love me. I mean, if it helps, I think your flat ass is absolutely adorable? And besides, my boyfriend cannot have a better arse than me.
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@uhclaire
Flat ass? Oi, that hurt my heart a bit.
Oh, hush up, you love me. I mean, if it helps, I think your flat ass is absolutely adorable? And besides, my boyfriend cannot have a better arse than me.
Has anyone seen my boyfriend? Tall as a moose, with a flat ass and hair in dire need of a trim?
wastin' her minutes on ⇢ "prince"
PAX: Oi, perv.
PAX: I just might be, but only because you drive me a bit mental at times... IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE.
PAX: I'm only not a gentleman when you tempt me not to be, sunshine.
CLAIRE: Learnt from the best. x
CLAIRE: One might ask how that's even possible?
CLAIRE: Cheeky, cheeky boy..
@PaxtonEvans: @ClaireEAbrams I miss your arse… Love you xx
@ClaireEAbrams: @PaxtonEvans I hope that's not all you miss..
@ClaireEAbrams: @PaxtonEvans Love you most, dirty little herbert. xxxx
wastin' her minutes on ⇢ "prince"
PAX: I'll make it up to you when I get home, love. Pinky promise .x
PAX: If he does, tell him I say thanks and he's a lad.
PAX: Me? Pass a dig at you? Why, I would never. ;) They /are/ cute, but I'm more interested in what's under them...
CLAIRE: Do tell...
CLAIRE: Like I'd let him send it to you, are you nuts, Paxton James?
CLAIRE: Oh, silly me, I forgot you're a total gentleman! Of course you are, but is there ever a moment you're not? Really, I'm quite curious..
wastin' her minutes on ⇢ "prince"
PAX: I guess that means I might need to come back from holiday early them?
PAX: Can't have you going mental if I'm not there to witness it.
PAX: But I love you, very much so princess. Just remember that when you're all curled up in your fluffy footie pajamas .x
CLAIRE: You don't have to do that, babe. Enjoy yourself - you deserve it. Just know I'm missing you with every second that passes, as cheesy as that sounds.
CLAIRE: I'll have Geoffrey film my mental breakdowns for your viewing pleasure.
CLAIRE: I hope that's not a dig about my jammies, Paxton James. They're cute and you know it. But I love you, too, so so much. Don't forget it. xxx
wastin' her minutes on ⇢ "prince"
PAX: Don't call me a buttmonkey! Rude!
PAX: I know how you love it ;) Don't wait up for me though, love. You need sleep.
CLAIRE: Don't whine, silly, there are ruder names I could call you.
CLAIRE: I'll admit it, I dooo. Actually, incorrect. I kind of sort of slept the day away, and now my night's devoted to movies and ice cream??
CLAIRE: Look what happens when you go away, I go crazy.
wastin' her minutes on ⇢ "prince"
PAX: :(
PAX: Doubt it, pumpkin. Getting ready with the lads. About to head out to the clubs.
CLAIRE: Shhhh, it's the truth, you buttmonkey!!!
CLAIRE: Ah, should I expect some drunk dialing, then? You're cute when you're smashed.
wastin' her minutes on ⇢ "prince"
PAX: I'd fly to you in a heartbeat if I could princess. Love you xx
CLAIRE: Geoffrey offers to send one of the jets to you??? :(
CLAIRE: Love you much more, prince. What are you doing right now?
wastin' her minutes on ⇢ "prince"
CLAIRE: Watching Anastasia but it’s not the same without youuu. :( xx
Claire Abram's legs appreciation post.
@PaxtonEvans: @ClaireEAbrams always the modest one. That's why I love you.
@ClaireEAbrams: @PaxtonEvans A little confidence never hurt anybody, babe. One of the many things I love about you. Xxx
@PaxtonEvans: @ClaireEAbrams you're cute when you're angry
@ClaireEAbrams: @PaxtonEvans Aren't I always cute?
Exactly! But, ya know, some people are just rude about it when they don’t know anything about it. When that day comes, just come to me, I packed all my books and movies just in case.
That they are. Some people talk a little too much without having any knowledge on a subject. Ignorance is bliss, I suppose. Well, alright, that sounds like a plan, love. I guess you'll be my educator, huh?
You will not! You’re safe, unless you start callin’ it stupid like other people who haven’t read or seen it do.
I would never judge something I haven't seen, that's a little ignorant, don't you think? I'll give them both a try some day soon.