#ffffffffff-

[lum1natrix]

that’s right because the only right choice for a doctor is Schneep

[jacksmusesdrv3]

*Squints*.....

That timing.... once again, just a [little too perfect]...

[1943hedgie]

Mum: buys special no-salt foods; “I have to have no salt because of high blood pressure risks.”

Also Mum: Eats all my stash of salty peanut butter and leaves me with the gross, boring no-salt stuff.

PLOT TWIST

My doctor told me to eat more salty things if i start feeling dizzy from exhaustion but Mum KEEPS EATING ALL MY SALTED SNACKS.

[black-cats-are-for-good-luc-blog]

KIT KAT STOP

[stephicness]

I can't imagine how many times vampire ravus might bite himself when he's eating. I ate some garlic bread and bit the inside of my mouth twice already omg. I want to die. - garlic bread anon

It’s even better when you think about just how embarrassing it must be for Ravus when he has to explain the story on his why lips are so scarred. People gossip about it going ‘He must be vicious when he feeds!’ or ‘Perhaps he has a bad habit of biting his lip.’ Occasionally, they talk about more profane things too, like how it was probably Ardyn that left them there (and boy, does that butthead wish he did). So Ardyn, knowing full-well that his little fledgling has an unhealthy human attachment to garlic bread still, just looks at Ravus with the biggest mug-ass smirk and goes “Yes, Ravus. Why don’t you tell us why you have those scars?”

Ravus glares at Ardyn before he looks back at the others. “…I sometimes just can’t handle my cravings.”

He leaves it at that, Ardyn (snidely and reluctantly) follows Ravus’s suit and tells them stories about how violent Ravus can get around his prey, and Ravus quickly leaves because the craving for garlic bread came back again.

[sacrebleuth]

oh my god I'm going to get stuck working in AI policy aren't I

[grabmyboner]

I am a baguette with a capital F

[littlefallenrebel]

so i just finished season 14 of spn and that was a fucking wild ride