forever hangry

I'm 32. I'm a leftist and an inclusive feminist. I have a PhD in STEM but mostly I shitpost. she/her/hers

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[senatortedcruz]

Happy pride lgbts who’s ready for the same discourse we’ve been litigating for 10+ years to hit the internet?

[fairycosmos]

hey is anyone else sick of having to adapt to horrible conditions over and over again

[joriksmainagain]

I need to be taking a lot more slutty pics

[transgenderer]

The archons want you to feel poor. You can't let them. It's like stoicism how you feel is the one thing you can control. Boarding group 9 gets there just as fast as boarding groups 1-8!

[tanadrin]

the psychological wage of not being in the last boarding group tho

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[setulose]

Not to sound like a broken record but does it make anyone else viscerally angry how we realized in the very recent past that we can successfully eradicate devastating human-specific diseases (smallpox) yet now there's a million people telling you not to vaccinate your kids against measles. I know I know "everyone will not just" but also for real we could never have measles again if everyone would just be cool

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[bambicest]

some people really do need to start reminding themselves that the answer to "why didn't the character just do [something entirely different]" is often simply "because then there wouldn't be a story"

[heartbreakclubs]

me? clingy? yes please don’t leave me

[kintatsujo]

for the most part I have ended up replacing "dude" in my vocabulary with "boss" because it's gender neutral and it's easier to just replace certain words than to watch who you say them to (like I still SAY dude but a lot less than boss)

Anyway the major effect of this is that it makes me sound like a mafia henchman sometimes like "I dunno about that boss"

[seven-winged-liar]

fuck health issues fr. i should have a little screen that tells me exactly whats wrong and whag to do about it

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

[error-404-fuck-not-found]

man you really gotta give it up for skin, the best organ ever

what's keeping out practically every disease, infection, and contamination? skin

what's responsible for 90% of cooling you down when it's hot outside? skin

what can absorb radiation from the goddamn sun and somehow you only get hotter for it? skin

what organ can you decorate with paint, cosmetics, tattoos, and also use as a to-do list when you've got your wrist and a sharpie? SKIN BABEYYYY

practically every organ is annoying in some way. the human body is cursed. every bone and muscle is built spitefully and your immune system is halfway trying to kill you. but skin? skin is trying its very best and it's doing a great job of it. skin is healing up after the most fucked up stuff imaginable and growing back twice as strong because it loves you and wants to protect you. this is not a shitpost i just genuinely want more people to take a second to appreciate something about themselves they've always taken for granted

talk shit about acne all you want, but that infection would have been a death sentence if skin hadn't taken the hit for you so be nice

[tropacant]

have some shitty chaotic pride flags ^^

check out the rest of the flags on my profile since tumblr has a 10 image limit lol as well as the fixed versions of a few of these cuz I’m big dumb

[xxtc-96xx]

it's that time again, kids

[cuntgirldyke]

The woman of your dreams is an autistic pervert on tumblr.com

[desultory-suggestions]

It turns out that you can become the person you’ve always envisioned but you’ll still have the person you were before inside of you and you have to treat them with as much forgiveness and love as possible