i just wanna start off that you were one of my biggest inspirations for writing fanfiction again, i love your style & ideas of writing. 🥹 i have my own idea, but i want to see other peoples takes on it. what do you think hobie’s reaction would be to meeting another spider that is a lot like him, in terms of music taste, habits, or anything else. maybe like a love at first sight even, idk??😭 you can write it as your self insert, but i would much enjoy if it was another spiderman (a spidersona if you have one even!) 🥹🥹🥹
Aaah???! my fucking heart omg. 🥹I'm really glad i've inspired you. Frankly i have no clue what I'm doing but it touches me to hear my impulsive writing inspires others to pick writing up again. 🖤
As for your ask: Let's say you're both in the spider society (since that's where you're more likely to be w other spider people) and YOU, [insert your spider alias here], are doing your thing looking all swagged out w pins of your fave bands & pride flags on your clothes and bag, a spiky choker, or anything that makes u stand out from the usual uniform.
You wouldn't even have to be all decked out as described. Even something as little as a personalized bracelet or a doodle your mask or That One Detail(tm) that hints or suggests you're into alt subculture would be enough...
...enough for Hobie. He would notice it from a mile away. Whether it be from the way you dress or purely just vibes, he just knows he's spotted one of his people and he is NOT one to miss out on an opportunity to meet kindred spirits. And even if he's wrong, so what? It's always good to take the risk and meet someone new, even if they're not like him (unless they're like, a bigot obviously).
So Naturally, he works that comic magic to APPEAR behind you and ask about the pins on your bag or whatever you're sporting. Offers you a compliment, maybe asks where you got 'em or tries to learn more about 'em so you can bond over it. Just normal stuff. But before he has the chance to do any of that, your spidey tingle does the resonation thingy, and he simply CANNOT contain his excitement.
The idea that there was another alt or punk spiderhero like him was weirdly surreal. He had alt and punk supporters back at 138 obviously, but a fellow alt spiderhero after Gwen? *mind blown sfx*
Next thing you know you're bombarded w compliments and questions. Squealing over the same band members you both are insane over. Touring your fits. Sharing anecdotes. Juggling with interrogating each other on your favorite albums and talking about your recent near-death experiences fighting villains of the week.
Basically you just click. And Hobie, bless his heart, is already offering to ditch the place and go headbanging in his fave pub or maybe go hang out in his canal boat so he can show you all the CDs he's got and blast them on his speaker. Fuck the rest frl. 😌🙏🏾
a/n: i'm in a fluffy mood but full polished fics sound lame as fuck rn, so you eat my bare bones. Also experimenting with headers because I really like making them. :^) gn!reader of course, i want everyone to be able to experience hobie fluff.
Hobie loves flaunting you so much. Not like a prized possession, he just loves flaunting how close he gets to be with you. He won't hesitate to smooch you or hold your hand or hug you in public. People never have to ask "are you two together" because all your friends jump in to gripe about how you're constantly stuck together like glue.
There's really no doubting it— anyone can immediately see how much he trusts you with his things, his feelings, and just about anything behind the scenes.
Whenever you're out, Hobie "cool, outgoing and always put together" Brown will lean on you sitting & standing, use hugs as an excuse to hide in your shoulder, ask if you brought The Thing He Forgot (you did), sneak away with you... all while smiling the whole time. He does these things subconsciously but he also secretly hopes people envy what you two have going on.
In rarer, more private cases... he'll allow you (he's working on that) to sit through big feelings with him while he recollects himself, and even consider going back home to hang out with you once he's had his fill.
(I like to think he's always kind of forced himself to linger in social interactions and does it sort of subconsciously, but with you around grounding him in the moment, he's a LOT more aware of how draining that is for him AND you basically became his safety net so he doesn't bother to push himself just to save face...)
I find myself romanticizing the idea of sex with Hobie while high (or intoxicated period) very often... 🫠
It's something along the lines of "accidentally" kissing while shotgunning puffs, of slurring compliments, declarations of love, praises. Taking our time (or struggling 🥴) to undress, like the world moving in slow motion , vision swimming a little from the buzz in our heads, closing our pink tinged eyes and making out with our clothes still half-on while our uncooperative hands work to wrestle them off.
For the actual "sex" part I fantasize about it being very slow. If Hobie tops I imagine being on my back while he is above, gently pulling me back onto his dick while he rolls his hips, grinding deep inside to ground us both with the rhythm.
A joke or two about the slowness might slip off my tongue... "i'm falling asleep" I might say, and it might make Hobie chortle, which makes me chortle, and he'll just gently caress my cheek and go "nooo.. don't fall asleep. Unconscious... unconscious people don't want tea." And it'd throw me off (but not turn me off) and end in both of us snickering while he is inside me. Then he speeds up a little, just a little, slides a hand beneath my hips to hit a new angle, and my mind blanks out. Or.. or something like that.
On garo bare-bones: streamer!reader x roommate!hobie brown
Me when I try to get sleep, but suddenly get a one shot idea for a streamer!reader x roommate!hobie AU, and the one shot is just you streaming smt chill like mine sweeper while hobie occasionally comes by to say hi and the chat being a chat ships you both when he appears onscreen (you're already exclusive together btw just dont pda on stream) so you decide to be vague about it just to be little shits.
Like you read out chat messages (while your moderators hand out timeouts to weirdos) like "are you together?" and you both just ragebait your entire audience 🙃 and Hobie says shit like "yeah we're on your screen together right now. Im not a greenscreen," rolls his eyes, then purposefully walks away while chat freaks out. And on top of that you just move on. It's a silly idea
Bonus: he's one of your chat mods sometimes but nobody knows it's him besides you lmao
Garo dumps ficlet/fic bare-bones: Hobie brown x amab/writer hobbyist!reader edition
Warnings & tags; raw, low quality, prompts/bare-bones, hobie x writer!reader, they/he + amab Reader, stealing clothes, mentioned/depicted self-neglect, mentioned/depicted depression, implied/mentioned stalking (from reader), self indulgent, shameless smut, kinda domestic fluff, r is aware of Hobie's spiderman identity/powers etc etc, collar kink, established relationship, poor(?) prose 🤔but then again these are just bare-bones, dead dove do not eat
Summary: Reader lives out their "life's too overwhelming so i let my superhero partner take charge and order me around so i can turn my brain off" delusions for a bit. overall some cute stuff here, some sexy stuff there. Messyyyy
A/N: sourced straight from my notes app LOL. Theres quite a few and i think this might just be author insert, but honestly, what x reader fic isn't ? 🤭 As always I am my own target audience and going through some stuff so it's okay (expected even) if you don't relate to reader. Also i cant get enough of Hobie's collar/choker and im not sorry ughhhh barkbrark ruffruffruff snarlll
» what if hobie comes home through the window and R is genuinely waiting there like a dog and first thing Hobie does is take off his boots, drop them on the floor before stepping in via the ceiling, snatches R by the scruff while upside down like one of those claw games, drop them off on the bed before dropping on top of them too aw omg dies (full ver here)
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» what if Hobie came home from rehearsal to R (who can't stand being alone with their thoughts for more than an hour) wearing his clothes and writing smut of them together, because he told R it's healthier and more convenient than fucking Hobie's pillows while sniffing his used shirts when he's away (water and laundry bill is no joke). And R, being himself, having taken it upon himself to do that because if there's one thing they'll always have the will for, it's obeying Hobie like the good fucking mutt Hobie says he is for it. <3
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» Cont?: R not realizing Hobie's back until the latter's behind him all smug faced and kissing his neck, jokingly commenting on how ass the writing is because R doesn't write him freaky enough (in R's defense there's no real way to do Hobie justice in their writing cause they haven't reached that skill level yet. Hobie roots for them and offers to enact "potential inspo material" while sliding his hands up the shirt R stole off his bed 🤫)
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» the "inspo material" in question: Hobie teasing & patronizing R for putting on his clothes, pulling him out of the chair to steal his seat and tug him down onto his lap instead. He then makes a show of taking off the choker R won't shut up about in their fics and puts it around R's neck instead, then drags them in for a kiss with it and fucks them in his own clothes while whispering all sorts of filth about how hot it is adakssjdak
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» what if Hobie was multi-tasking freedom fighting & ordering R around through text throughout the entire day because it's the only way to get them to do basic fucking things like get out of bed and eat and get dressed so they don't reek of yesterday sweat by the time he gets back. R doesn't bother arguing (because why would he, tf?) and gains the motivation to do shit because the last thing he wants to be is another burden for fucking spider-man to carry 😹 imagine Hobie beating up a villain or something and texting R "have u eaten" right after. Maybe even offer to get pizza or something so R can get fresh outside air lol. Idk if i wanna expand on this though im writing to escape reality not relive it what in tarnation
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» what if R is riding Hobie while he looks through their phone and shows them the pics they took of Hobie when he wasn't looking (and not in the cute candid way, more like in a stalker way. not like it matters cause everyone kinda knows who Hobie is so his secret identity isn't exactly at risk). Genuinely starts debating the composition choices with R while yanking him down on his dick everytime R breathlessly tries to defend himself just to be a little shit lmaooo. room for fluff tbh
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» what if Hobie takes showers with R to save water but also because solidarity and because he loves them so much and wants them to care for themself because supporting your depressed partner who is struggling with hygiene is the true punk rock #supportive
bonus: shower body worship ❤️🩹 what if he just started saying goofy but meaningful earnest things like "id be jealous of how much i get to see of u if i weren't me" like?? i think that's a compliment he'd give omds giggles and dies. and then R BITES him and he doesn't even complain he loves any form of bonding with R cause its never one and the same but then he comes out looking like he got mauled with bite marks all over him and shit BECAuseee ofc R can't help it like how could he literally just look at Hobie
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» what if one of Hobie's favorite ways to get R off is by pulling him on his lap and teasing him and touching him and softly asking questions with check-ins thrown in between like "does that feel good" "how long u had this shirt on for damn" "can i take it off?" (he doesn't when R shakes his head) "ok it stays on" "wait that's my shirt yeah you can keep it on" (KSKSKSKSKNKNKNS) "you're squirming a lot" (literally coos) "you want more?" and then he feels R shake and starts giving longggg base-to-tip upstrokes while giving extra attention to the tip with his calloused ass thumb and acts surprised when R whimpers and starts leaking like sir please. you and your guitarist hands istg. and when R finishes he's all sweet and smug but STILL STROKINGGG LIKE SIRRR PLEASEEEE MERCYYYY and then he'd go like "bet that's pretty good smut material huh" yes it is now perish
Get Hobie to like,,.., cuddle,,,, holy shit im so tired rn agrh but its all i think about when im tired like thatttt and i need towrite it down becus itsso fluffyyyyyy genuinelyyyy.,,.. :"""")
what if he tucks me in and crawls in bed with me and then I kiss his cheek and nuzzle into his neck,, and then he traps me in koala bear hug,,. And im limp like a boiled noodle,. And i sleep. Instantly. Thank you
On garo bare bones: hobie brown x gn!reader hangout fluff, yay!!
synopsis: what I imagine hanging out with Hobie is like most of the time. Can be interpreted romantically and platonically~ heavily implied neurodivergence lmao
I have very little reference for what neurotypical/allistic people do when they text a friend "Wanna come over" but I'm guessing it's usually not sitting on the floor and either 1) minding our own business while occasionally making strange noises or 2) being so in each other's business that we become one singular being.
You guessed it. That's how it usually goes when Hobie has you over. Trust, I would know, obviously.
He doesn't expect you to bring snacks unless he asks you to and you answer "ok i will" (so you better not leave him on read when he asks or he will blow up your phone to get an answer XDD). If you say "sorry can't" he will just yoink some (usually crisps, or he will heat up some chips(fries)), it's ok.
When it comes to actually hanging out the silence is never awkward. You pick a spot in his place and just sit there yipyapping. Sometimes one of you can't sit still and has to get up and do random shit and that's ok too. You've had the pleasure of witnessing Hobie walking up the wall and pacing on his own ceiling while he told you about his latest gig/outing/whatever he's been up to, after all.
Either way it's always a good time because you don't think of going back home until it's already concerningly dark out. He has a way of making you feel like his place is yours too. ☺️
Asks self, “what do I want to read?” because self will write what it wants to read...
...self says, “post-movie atsv multichapter fic & toothrot fluff where everyone finally gets to catch a fucking break because holy shit these poor kids”.
and of course it'd be reader insert because I want in.
