#fiden rants

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Jade really thinks that Floyd is just constantly obsessed with shrimps, huh

In life and in his dreams lol

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malleus bullying his younger siblings and tantruming is so funny

pardon the image quality

also silver is so sassy tbh, like deadpan sass, very dry but will say or think something surprisingly sassy

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Twisted horrorland/ Twisted wonderland horror au Smut headcanons

Just kinda messing around and slinging ideas at the wall about the horror trope inspired twst guys and what they'd be like if they did finally get into gender neutral Yuu's pants

This is 18+ and this is yandere so Trigger Warning for all associated topics and themes.

Tw: idk dick and sex mention, potential dubcon (they're obsessive touchy yanderes who are serial killers and several require a diet of sentient organics to live, so they're not really great at minding anyone's boundaries so some level of dubcon is kinda to be expected), violence mention (the entire au is about serial killers and horror movie tropes, there's likely at least some passing mention of violence), cannibalism- not towards reader- some of the guys require fellow sentients to eat, uhmm idk what else to put but if sex, yanderes and mentions of horror movie cliches are not your vibe then either don't read or proceed with caution

Horny under cut, all the main guys are 18+ in this au as usual but like y'know, been awhile since I've posted about this au so reminder of that plus the fact many of the guys technically aren't human and that horrorland runs on horror movie tropes and plots and that Yuu, from Earth, looks particularly vibrant compared to most horrorland denizens and this is a point of fascinating for many yanderes

Again just kinda dumping my horny ideas about them here, all are 18+ in this au. Might do all dorms at some point might not but i was having thoughts and here we go

Diasmonia

So firstly all weeping angels are essentially living stone. Which does affect how they are gonna feel when you touch em. If you touch slowly and gently, it's a bit like particularly hard unworked clay. Slightly malleable, smooth and an oddly silky sensation. If you move too quickly they feel very much like marble. Living marble that flexes and breathes but still, it's hard cool and smooth.

For intimacy this means that all of them sit HEAVY in the guts, it's... Overwhelming.. Weeping angel dick is solid and heavy, rock hard isn't really an exaggeration. It's thick and only has so much give, it has some but it takes a bit for their living stone to adjust to your shape. It will do so, as it warms up from your heat and the pressure of your insides make it more malleable. They are quite open to letting camper Yuu be the one to top (pleasure is pleasure and they mainly just wanna make love to you so the role doesn't matter to them) but again, being living stone and having powerful muscles plus being a yandere, means that while you can fuck them with some extra effort they are still living stone- you aren't gonna hurt them if anything they think you're being incredibly gentle to them with your comparatively softer body and touch but your fingers will be sore. Of course, being yandere they do not want you to pull out and with their type of abilities they might just clamp down when you try to pull out (you're not allowed to leave) and being made of living marble means you just have to accept your fate of them attempting to milk your soul out of your dick by bouncing on it or risk scraping up your dick or strap trying to pull out of the living marble body of your horny mewling moaning Weeping Angel lover.

camper yuu has to wear a blindfold when intimate with any of the flock members or risk getting locked in a stone embrace mid thrust, everyone involved kinda gets the edging of a lifetime every time the eye cover comes off cause it's never on purpose. The weeping angel guys just get overly excited and the jostling makes the eye cover slip off with all that movement. They don't wanna stop AT ALL so being forced to halt their movements is torture when their instincts are screaming to stuff you full of cum or to get stuffed by you until they pass out, this torture is sweetened and made worse by the fact that they are fully fully aware of your heat and scent and touch on them even when frozen to stone. They can't stand it and it riles them up. Granted, they don't mind if you don't wear a blindfold as long as you try to keep your eyes closed so they don't turn to stone. They would like to be able to face you and see all the ways their touch affects you with minimal obstruction to your expression. If you want, you can edge them on purpose. They don't often show their handsome faces directly to you as they like to be able to interact with you without being forced into marble form but also it means you don't get to see how they get lost in you and how their face gets lost in ecstacy. Yuu can do it on purpose, but again it tends to rile them up like dangling ham in front of a starving dog and yuu will end up flipped over and shoved face first into a pillow and plowed into bed with that weeping angel's weeping cock when they've had enough teasing.

Due to the fact Weeping angels in this au get most of their hydration from blood and gore from hunting and the fact that coming across a mate is rare, their cum tends to be particularly thick gooey and sticky. Mainly to help stick better and be more likely to remain inside a mate for both claiming purposes and ensuring it takes hold in birth capable mates but also because their bodies don't really have the most fluid in them and it's conserved for body functions so you get some very very thick cumshots.

Special notes:

Silver as a weeping angel takes guilty pleasure in watching you get overwhelmed by his size and the sheer amount he'll pump into you. He wants you to be comfortable and to relax and to take it so sweetly and gently but he'd be lying if he said it doesn't make him throb to hear you pant huff and mewl and yelp and moan as you try to get used to the heavy weight of his cock nestled in you. Despite being cold blooded, his stony skin feels on fire as he watches your soft malleable body stretch around him. He'll gently but firmly pull you down in his length as much as possible until you are neatly, slickly nestled to him and he's balls deep in you. It's a visual and sensational treat really, he wants your sex flush against him. Equipment type doesnt matter. Wants your balls against his when he sinks you down and to grind his length into all the spots that make you buck and cry out, He wants your folds and clit squished against him as much as possible with his tip kneading into the spots that make your hips jerk and your stomach clench. The closeness, the plushness, the heat threatens to wipe him out but Great Seven the soul searing pleasure of you, the way you cry out, the thrum of your heart renders him wide awake so that he can't miss a single thing. His arm is slung across your stomach and torso for better grip but the fact that he can FEEL how your body accommodates him under his palm with each thrust, how he's so clearly one with your body, has him weak and you will be feeling how it affects him when he's pumping another load into you, the thick warm cum settling deeply and heavily in you.

Sebek cries when he's watching happy endings and cries when he's happy, he gets overwhelmed by his own passionate emotions and intimacy is no different. He's loud, he's giving and he truly believes more is better. For you, this means that he's overstimulating you and himself with how many orgasms he's trying to wring out of both of you. He fully believes that this is the best and most obvious way to show he cares, to show his devotion. You will be sore afterwards but the mind numbing pleasure and having a beefing devoted teary eyed guy like Sebek eating out of the palm of your hand (and eating you out til your vision blurs and you're drooling and twitching) makes it worth it. He is excellent with after care though you aren't allowed to look at him else he turns back to stone. He's also very quick to start aftercare once he's finally done stuffing you full because again, weeping angel cum is THICK. It's thick because as a species they don't really need a whole lot of water and most of their fluids come from blood so most of their body fluids, cum and saliva included are water conservative and very thick, plus in terms of biology weeping angels don't often meet a good mate and when they do they don't let go so their cum and insides are made to lock in a mate one way or another. Basically it takes a bit to clean up. Aftercare is a bit embarrassing cause he's very thorough and will probably wring a few more orgasms out of you from his gentle care to ensure you're all cleaned up inside and out with a nice bath and massage (unless you want to walk around with a gut full of Zigvolt cum, he's certainly not gonna object and will be a smug little bastard knowing you're letting others know how thoroughly claimed you are)

Malleus gets drunk on you and you can't say anything to get his attention when he's deep in you when all he can hear right now is the roaring of his own heartbeat in his ears and your sounds of pleasure as he ruts into you. He becomes blinded by his instinct to breed (regardless of if you're capable of bearing anything) and he just needs you stuffed with him at all times. If you're topping he gets the same way regardless of your own stamina, he has more than enough strength and energy to thrust you into him or bounce himself on you. Also cockwarming is a must for him, receiving or giving. He doesn't want to be apart at all and the sensation of either being stuffed with his mate or plugging up his mate comforts him greatly, he'll be extremely antsy and upset if he doesn't cuddle like this. Will say that if he's been topped he gets very broody and nesty right after (again, doesn't matter if you are or aren't capable of giving him heirs and Malleus doesn't care, his instincts just know his mate fucked him and so there might be eggs on the way) and now you really don't get to leave his side. You go into the nest and you cuddle a big broody stone dragon and that's your fate now.

Your only saving grace from not fainting from exhaustion and too much pleasure is that Lilia the weeping angel is older and tires slightly earlier and easier than his younger flock members. You will still be getting the full gauntlet of overstimulating marathon sex though with Lilia, he likes to see it on you as well. It's just something about the contrast of your vibrant warm hue against his washed out gray skin, the vivid contrast in vitality that makes his heart skip and his dick throb and the perverse intimacy of seeing his cum ooze out of you, knowing something of himself is within you and that he's essentially living on within you as some of it is absorbed and accepted into your body is very hot to him. He's lost so much and he doesn't want to lose you so trying to merge into you like this and directly seeing how he's on you and in you and you're in him just kinda does it for him, a visual confirmation you're very much real and beside him. How delicious... Will say that Lilia ruins sheets regularly like this and he or others will replace them, he does take this as an excuse to gift you nest materials as the least subtle way of implications but also he likes to provide. It just satisfies him to see evidence of your life together like that.

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Remembering how Sebek was so desperate to sit next to Malleus he was trying to sit in people's laps and now I'm imagining Yuu letting him sit in their lap to get him to calm down but they're high-key out of pocket and sometimes blurt out thoughts they should keep on the inside. Yuu looks tense and nervous and Sebek is just pleased to be next to Malleus. Sebek sits in their lap and settles down and immediately upon him sitting down in their lap, they breathe a sigh of relief and blurt out "Oh thank God, you have a fat ass, i was so scared you were gonna be boney AND heavy and your ass was gonna stab me 😭". Of course, it is only part way through the first half of the sentence that yuu processes that they just said that aloud and good Lord that was meant to be an inside thought 😭

Sebek was initially simply happy to have a spot by Malleus but now he's suddenly hyper aware of the fact it is YUU, a living breathing person and friend/crush, he's sitting on and the warmth of their thighs suddenly feels searing beneath him with this awareness. His face and his ears are burning and he can barely even hear Yuu's apologies for their comment through the blood rushing in his ears. Amidst the apologies and the sound of his own blush rushing in his ears he does hear Yuu flusteredly assure him that "having thick thighs and a big ass-et is a GOOD thing, having cushion is better for the legs" and Yuu raises that perhaps this is also not the best thing to add and decides to slip in one last sorry before shutting up.

Only reason Sebek is not screaming at them out of embarrassment is because of the circumstances he is in front of Malleus and was feeling pretty happy about the festivities and the fact his friend/crush was willing to help him out but then he was sucker punched by the comment that was so out of pocket and again it happened in front of Malleus and co at a festival so he's very much stunlocked. Should he yell at yuu? But then yelling in front of malleus is impolite plus he's at a festival and he did ask for a seat on someone lap. Should he feel happy that they seem to prefer him being bigger after all they DID say it's a good thing to have big thighs and a big asset? But it's such a random and crass comment. Is he being insulted??? Why did they say that?? He also did ask to sit here and the only reason he got to sit at Malleus's table is because Yuu was willing to be a seat.... So yeah the circumstances kinda just stunlock him

Anyways yeah that's the idea, Yuu having zero filter and accidentally blurting out an inside thought cause they were worried Sebek's weight and ass was going to completely cut off the circulation in their legs but were pleasantly surprised by the amount of cushion he had and unfortunately the surprise at this discovery made them forget to censor themselves. And Sebek immediately freezing up cause he doesn't know how to react

This is basically crack but it's funny so i post

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Concept i wanna draw: thinking about how evidently the eel twins know full well how strong Azul is and also how octopi slap/punch fish when they're annoyed. Imagining idia and Azul having game night and Idia is being a sore winner and being annoying with his bragging and teasing. Azul gets annoyed and smacks idia except he accidentally uses the same amount of force he normally uses for the twins when they're being overly annoying and Idia fucking crumples like a wet napkin

i have zero energy to draw this at the moment of post but i don't wanna just let this concept fade into my mental ether, hoping to manifest the energy to draw this by putting it into a post or manifest the art.

Either way i just so clearly see idia being a lil shit and azul swatting at him in annoyance and Idia either gets folded like a lawn chair or gets sent flying and azul panicking cause he forgot how twiggy idia is and the only people he's used to having to swat at in annoyance are the twins who are made of tougher stuff and would most certainly NOT be deterred by an idia appropriate swat

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Yuu trying to play with idia but they have to deal with the shitty ramshackle Internet Crowley put in and at this rate Idia is about to break into Ramshackle again to put in some proper fucking Internet

He loves yuu but holy fuck your lag 💔💔

The power of his love for Yuu and for gaming makes him come over to install proper network and he will be griping about the shitty cable management in that damn dorm

He has the money to do it but he will also be deducting at least some of the costs from Crowley's account out of spite since idia thinks this shouldn't have been such a huge problem in the first place (Idia is big mad at your treatment especially with how much you go through and how much he cares about you trust)

Idia when Crowley's neglect is interfering with his and Yuu's gaming night

Low effort x reader dynamic and meme cause tired augh

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Oh i should put this here too

Great addition that adds extra meaning to the outfit choice honestly

Also quite fitting considering everything. Twisted Wonderland truly does put in a fair amount of effort into details

Just for folks to see

Link to the comment

https://x.com/novawoodz/status/1887829488039301248

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i can feel myself fixating on the twst rsa guys so bad bros

cause jasmine is one of my favorite disney princesses

her, mulan (i feel like she counts as like disney heroines), and megara

so like genuinely i am looking forward to the other twst prince versions of them

i am hoping rsa's counterpart for idia is megara or at least hercules

but gosh i love it, can't wait for the others coming out

always was fascinated by rsa, what it was like and what they had and who they got too

already imagining scenarios for Minajael Tealrajah, namely for my oc's that would be willing to bail out of NRC, just a quick escape, just for a break from all the pettiness and infighting and it kinda becomes an Aladdin scenario of hiding identity, getting a breath of fresh air with Minajael (who is also looking to escape his own ties and social shackles), sneaking to meet at rsa or some other area, traveling etc and then of course the Yuusona (idk which) having to try not to alert Minajael to their circumstances (sure He says he doesn't want to be treated different and does think the old classist status rules are outdated but that doesn't mean he won't be suspicious of where you come from, the fact you reside at NRC nor does that mean he doesn't have some emotional baggage that might shift his current casual friendly playfulness- plenty of the nrc guys tend to withdraw or not cross certain topics due to yuus circumstances and he has every right to be suspicious of someone from nrc)

Yuusonas that are so tired of having to placate others, worrying about Crowley foisting another duty on them- with their own living and food budget often on the line if they don't comply, having to stamp out emotional fires, overblots, kidnappings, and navigate prickly personalities at all times. Sure they might have grown closer to many, but it doesn't negate the fatigue- mental and physical- that comes with being an outsider constantly fielding emotional outbursts, verbal insult, assault, being the collateral for scheming infights, and navigating combative noncommunicative emotionally repressed guys. Sneaking out of NRC just for breath of fresh air, unburdened by tense looks and petty passive aggressive inter-dorm drama even if only for the night. Wandering through the Sage Island town and bumping into a mysterious stranger in casual though well kept wear. Or perhaps they purposely go to RSA, a fit of rebellion as they seek that escape, that breather from all of the NRC chaos. They have heard a lot about RSA, how they are all rule followers, do gooders, and fanciful dorks. They never actually sounded particularly bad, and if nrc- well known for picking at points of shame and weakness in their insults- only had criticism for being too kind for RSA than perhaps they weren't that bad. Chenya wasn't and neither was Neige. Eccentric perhaps, but then so was everyone in Twisted Wonderland. Yuusonas sneaking into RSA and having a rather lovely time, it wasn't that bad though their bar for good treatment was rather low considering their fiery violent introductions to NRC what with grim attacking them from their first encounter, Ace insulting them and attacking them and grim, Riddles overblot all within that initial week. The fact RSA students didn't just outright assault them and insult them was already a far kinder first encounter than most of NRC. Truly, a breath of fresh air

Perhaps this initial sneak into RSA turns into repeated visits to see Minajael (or the other twst rsa princes), all while trying to stay anonymous, though peaks of Yuus circumstances bleed through (cuts, scrapes, bruises, bloodied wounds from fighting overblots, scrapes from bullies, sore arms and tired eyes from late nights and hard labor) and it is always a cause for concern amongst their new RSA friends, the direct and blatant displays of concern a far cry from the taciturn and jaded reactions of their NRC friends who do care but are terribly averse to being open even after all yuusonas have done. A terse grumble of concern and seemingly shallow offers of aide for a price are a far cry from these new reactions of open concern, carefully applied care and guileless offers of drink, food and rest. A balm to frayed nerves really, after so long having to be on alert, mind constantly having to weigh every action, having to be on edge lest this be another scheme, another dangerous event guised as help or common conversation. NRC is fraught with danger, there is constantly something to be wary of, whether ghosts, monsters, or belligerent mages or enchanted artefacts. It is tiring to be on constant alert, to be on edge around everyone for worry of a violent emotional outburst or being taken advantage of. Such was life for Yuusonas, but that is why they have snuck out. For a bit of respite. and it is so bittersweet to have found it in a school that is regarded by yuus nrc friends as an enemy.

burgeoning feelings all around, especially for rsa guys. It would be great fun. Some like Minajael figure it out faster, unless the yuusona/reader is very good at covering their tracks and also just ad libbing half truths. But also the fun of the reveal when it comes time for the rsa vs nrc tournament lol, and of course the lovely potential for nrc guys to be more open due to the very real threat of rsa winning over a yuu just by being a decent approachable person lol

much thoughts on this

also LMAO didn't mean for this to turn into an x reader, it got hella long oop