Twisted horrorland/ Twisted wonderland horror au Smut headcanons
Just kinda messing around and slinging ideas at the wall about the horror trope inspired twst guys and what they'd be like if they did finally get into gender neutral Yuu's pants
This is 18+ and this is yandere so Trigger Warning for all associated topics and themes.
Tw: idk dick and sex mention, potential dubcon (they're obsessive touchy yanderes who are serial killers and several require a diet of sentient organics to live, so they're not really great at minding anyone's boundaries so some level of dubcon is kinda to be expected), violence mention (the entire au is about serial killers and horror movie tropes, there's likely at least some passing mention of violence), cannibalism- not towards reader- some of the guys require fellow sentients to eat, uhmm idk what else to put but if sex, yanderes and mentions of horror movie cliches are not your vibe then either don't read or proceed with caution
Horny under cut, all the main guys are 18+ in this au as usual but like y'know, been awhile since I've posted about this au so reminder of that plus the fact many of the guys technically aren't human and that horrorland runs on horror movie tropes and plots and that Yuu, from Earth, looks particularly vibrant compared to most horrorland denizens and this is a point of fascinating for many yanderes
Again just kinda dumping my horny ideas about them here, all are 18+ in this au. Might do all dorms at some point might not but i was having thoughts and here we go
Diasmonia
So firstly all weeping angels are essentially living stone. Which does affect how they are gonna feel when you touch em. If you touch slowly and gently, it's a bit like particularly hard unworked clay. Slightly malleable, smooth and an oddly silky sensation. If you move too quickly they feel very much like marble. Living marble that flexes and breathes but still, it's hard cool and smooth.
For intimacy this means that all of them sit HEAVY in the guts, it's... Overwhelming.. Weeping angel dick is solid and heavy, rock hard isn't really an exaggeration. It's thick and only has so much give, it has some but it takes a bit for their living stone to adjust to your shape. It will do so, as it warms up from your heat and the pressure of your insides make it more malleable. They are quite open to letting camper Yuu be the one to top (pleasure is pleasure and they mainly just wanna make love to you so the role doesn't matter to them) but again, being living stone and having powerful muscles plus being a yandere, means that while you can fuck them with some extra effort they are still living stone- you aren't gonna hurt them if anything they think you're being incredibly gentle to them with your comparatively softer body and touch but your fingers will be sore. Of course, being yandere they do not want you to pull out and with their type of abilities they might just clamp down when you try to pull out (you're not allowed to leave) and being made of living marble means you just have to accept your fate of them attempting to milk your soul out of your dick by bouncing on it or risk scraping up your dick or strap trying to pull out of the living marble body of your horny mewling moaning Weeping Angel lover.
camper yuu has to wear a blindfold when intimate with any of the flock members or risk getting locked in a stone embrace mid thrust, everyone involved kinda gets the edging of a lifetime every time the eye cover comes off cause it's never on purpose. The weeping angel guys just get overly excited and the jostling makes the eye cover slip off with all that movement. They don't wanna stop AT ALL so being forced to halt their movements is torture when their instincts are screaming to stuff you full of cum or to get stuffed by you until they pass out, this torture is sweetened and made worse by the fact that they are fully fully aware of your heat and scent and touch on them even when frozen to stone. They can't stand it and it riles them up. Granted, they don't mind if you don't wear a blindfold as long as you try to keep your eyes closed so they don't turn to stone. They would like to be able to face you and see all the ways their touch affects you with minimal obstruction to your expression. If you want, you can edge them on purpose. They don't often show their handsome faces directly to you as they like to be able to interact with you without being forced into marble form but also it means you don't get to see how they get lost in you and how their face gets lost in ecstacy. Yuu can do it on purpose, but again it tends to rile them up like dangling ham in front of a starving dog and yuu will end up flipped over and shoved face first into a pillow and plowed into bed with that weeping angel's weeping cock when they've had enough teasing.
Due to the fact Weeping angels in this au get most of their hydration from blood and gore from hunting and the fact that coming across a mate is rare, their cum tends to be particularly thick gooey and sticky. Mainly to help stick better and be more likely to remain inside a mate for both claiming purposes and ensuring it takes hold in birth capable mates but also because their bodies don't really have the most fluid in them and it's conserved for body functions so you get some very very thick cumshots.
Special notes:
Silver as a weeping angel takes guilty pleasure in watching you get overwhelmed by his size and the sheer amount he'll pump into you. He wants you to be comfortable and to relax and to take it so sweetly and gently but he'd be lying if he said it doesn't make him throb to hear you pant huff and mewl and yelp and moan as you try to get used to the heavy weight of his cock nestled in you. Despite being cold blooded, his stony skin feels on fire as he watches your soft malleable body stretch around him. He'll gently but firmly pull you down in his length as much as possible until you are neatly, slickly nestled to him and he's balls deep in you. It's a visual and sensational treat really, he wants your sex flush against him. Equipment type doesnt matter. Wants your balls against his when he sinks you down and to grind his length into all the spots that make you buck and cry out, He wants your folds and clit squished against him as much as possible with his tip kneading into the spots that make your hips jerk and your stomach clench. The closeness, the plushness, the heat threatens to wipe him out but Great Seven the soul searing pleasure of you, the way you cry out, the thrum of your heart renders him wide awake so that he can't miss a single thing. His arm is slung across your stomach and torso for better grip but the fact that he can FEEL how your body accommodates him under his palm with each thrust, how he's so clearly one with your body, has him weak and you will be feeling how it affects him when he's pumping another load into you, the thick warm cum settling deeply and heavily in you.
Sebek cries when he's watching happy endings and cries when he's happy, he gets overwhelmed by his own passionate emotions and intimacy is no different. He's loud, he's giving and he truly believes more is better. For you, this means that he's overstimulating you and himself with how many orgasms he's trying to wring out of both of you. He fully believes that this is the best and most obvious way to show he cares, to show his devotion. You will be sore afterwards but the mind numbing pleasure and having a beefing devoted teary eyed guy like Sebek eating out of the palm of your hand (and eating you out til your vision blurs and you're drooling and twitching) makes it worth it. He is excellent with after care though you aren't allowed to look at him else he turns back to stone. He's also very quick to start aftercare once he's finally done stuffing you full because again, weeping angel cum is THICK. It's thick because as a species they don't really need a whole lot of water and most of their fluids come from blood so most of their body fluids, cum and saliva included are water conservative and very thick, plus in terms of biology weeping angels don't often meet a good mate and when they do they don't let go so their cum and insides are made to lock in a mate one way or another. Basically it takes a bit to clean up. Aftercare is a bit embarrassing cause he's very thorough and will probably wring a few more orgasms out of you from his gentle care to ensure you're all cleaned up inside and out with a nice bath and massage (unless you want to walk around with a gut full of Zigvolt cum, he's certainly not gonna object and will be a smug little bastard knowing you're letting others know how thoroughly claimed you are)
Malleus gets drunk on you and you can't say anything to get his attention when he's deep in you when all he can hear right now is the roaring of his own heartbeat in his ears and your sounds of pleasure as he ruts into you. He becomes blinded by his instinct to breed (regardless of if you're capable of bearing anything) and he just needs you stuffed with him at all times. If you're topping he gets the same way regardless of your own stamina, he has more than enough strength and energy to thrust you into him or bounce himself on you. Also cockwarming is a must for him, receiving or giving. He doesn't want to be apart at all and the sensation of either being stuffed with his mate or plugging up his mate comforts him greatly, he'll be extremely antsy and upset if he doesn't cuddle like this. Will say that if he's been topped he gets very broody and nesty right after (again, doesn't matter if you are or aren't capable of giving him heirs and Malleus doesn't care, his instincts just know his mate fucked him and so there might be eggs on the way) and now you really don't get to leave his side. You go into the nest and you cuddle a big broody stone dragon and that's your fate now.
Your only saving grace from not fainting from exhaustion and too much pleasure is that Lilia the weeping angel is older and tires slightly earlier and easier than his younger flock members. You will still be getting the full gauntlet of overstimulating marathon sex though with Lilia, he likes to see it on you as well. It's just something about the contrast of your vibrant warm hue against his washed out gray skin, the vivid contrast in vitality that makes his heart skip and his dick throb and the perverse intimacy of seeing his cum ooze out of you, knowing something of himself is within you and that he's essentially living on within you as some of it is absorbed and accepted into your body is very hot to him. He's lost so much and he doesn't want to lose you so trying to merge into you like this and directly seeing how he's on you and in you and you're in him just kinda does it for him, a visual confirmation you're very much real and beside him. How delicious... Will say that Lilia ruins sheets regularly like this and he or others will replace them, he does take this as an excuse to gift you nest materials as the least subtle way of implications but also he likes to provide. It just satisfies him to see evidence of your life together like that.
Remembering how Sebek was so desperate to sit next to Malleus he was trying to sit in people's laps and now I'm imagining Yuu letting him sit in their lap to get him to calm down but they're high-key out of pocket and sometimes blurt out thoughts they should keep on the inside. Yuu looks tense and nervous and Sebek is just pleased to be next to Malleus. Sebek sits in their lap and settles down and immediately upon him sitting down in their lap, they breathe a sigh of relief and blurt out "Oh thank God, you have a fat ass, i was so scared you were gonna be boney AND heavy and your ass was gonna stab me 😭". Of course, it is only part way through the first half of the sentence that yuu processes that they just said that aloud and good Lord that was meant to be an inside thought 😭
Sebek was initially simply happy to have a spot by Malleus but now he's suddenly hyper aware of the fact it is YUU, a living breathing person and friend/crush, he's sitting on and the warmth of their thighs suddenly feels searing beneath him with this awareness. His face and his ears are burning and he can barely even hear Yuu's apologies for their comment through the blood rushing in his ears. Amidst the apologies and the sound of his own blush rushing in his ears he does hear Yuu flusteredly assure him that "having thick thighs and a big ass-et is a GOOD thing, having cushion is better for the legs" and Yuu raises that perhaps this is also not the best thing to add and decides to slip in one last sorry before shutting up.
Only reason Sebek is not screaming at them out of embarrassment is because of the circumstances he is in front of Malleus and was feeling pretty happy about the festivities and the fact his friend/crush was willing to help him out but then he was sucker punched by the comment that was so out of pocket and again it happened in front of Malleus and co at a festival so he's very much stunlocked. Should he yell at yuu? But then yelling in front of malleus is impolite plus he's at a festival and he did ask for a seat on someone lap. Should he feel happy that they seem to prefer him being bigger after all they DID say it's a good thing to have big thighs and a big asset? But it's such a random and crass comment. Is he being insulted??? Why did they say that?? He also did ask to sit here and the only reason he got to sit at Malleus's table is because Yuu was willing to be a seat.... So yeah the circumstances kinda just stunlock him
Anyways yeah that's the idea, Yuu having zero filter and accidentally blurting out an inside thought cause they were worried Sebek's weight and ass was going to completely cut off the circulation in their legs but were pleasantly surprised by the amount of cushion he had and unfortunately the surprise at this discovery made them forget to censor themselves. And Sebek immediately freezing up cause he doesn't know how to react
Yuu trying to play with idia but they have to deal with the shitty ramshackle Internet Crowley put in and at this rate Idia is about to break into Ramshackle again to put in some proper fucking Internet
He loves yuu but holy fuck your lag 💔💔
The power of his love for Yuu and for gaming makes him come over to install proper network and he will be griping about the shitty cable management in that damn dorm
He has the money to do it but he will also be deducting at least some of the costs from Crowley's account out of spite since idia thinks this shouldn't have been such a huge problem in the first place (Idia is big mad at your treatment especially with how much you go through and how much he cares about you trust)
Idia when Crowley's neglect is interfering with his and Yuu's gaming night
Low effort x reader dynamic and meme cause tired augh
i can feel myself fixating on the twst rsa guys so bad bros
cause jasmine is one of my favorite disney princesses
her, mulan (i feel like she counts as like disney heroines), and megara
so like genuinely i am looking forward to the other twst prince versions of them
i am hoping rsa's counterpart for idia is megara or at least hercules
but gosh i love it, can't wait for the others coming out
always was fascinated by rsa, what it was like and what they had and who they got too
already imagining scenarios for Minajael Tealrajah, namely for my oc's that would be willing to bail out of NRC, just a quick escape, just for a break from all the pettiness and infighting and it kinda becomes an Aladdin scenario of hiding identity, getting a breath of fresh air with Minajael (who is also looking to escape his own ties and social shackles), sneaking to meet at rsa or some other area, traveling etc and then of course the Yuusona (idk which) having to try not to alert Minajael to their circumstances (sure He says he doesn't want to be treated different and does think the old classist status rules are outdated but that doesn't mean he won't be suspicious of where you come from, the fact you reside at NRC nor does that mean he doesn't have some emotional baggage that might shift his current casual friendly playfulness- plenty of the nrc guys tend to withdraw or not cross certain topics due to yuus circumstances and he has every right to be suspicious of someone from nrc)
Yuusonas that are so tired of having to placate others, worrying about Crowley foisting another duty on them- with their own living and food budget often on the line if they don't comply, having to stamp out emotional fires, overblots, kidnappings, and navigate prickly personalities at all times. Sure they might have grown closer to many, but it doesn't negate the fatigue- mental and physical- that comes with being an outsider constantly fielding emotional outbursts, verbal insult, assault, being the collateral for scheming infights, and navigating combative noncommunicative emotionally repressed guys. Sneaking out of NRC just for breath of fresh air, unburdened by tense looks and petty passive aggressive inter-dorm drama even if only for the night. Wandering through the Sage Island town and bumping into a mysterious stranger in casual though well kept wear. Or perhaps they purposely go to RSA, a fit of rebellion as they seek that escape, that breather from all of the NRC chaos. They have heard a lot about RSA, how they are all rule followers, do gooders, and fanciful dorks. They never actually sounded particularly bad, and if nrc- well known for picking at points of shame and weakness in their insults- only had criticism for being too kind for RSA than perhaps they weren't that bad. Chenya wasn't and neither was Neige. Eccentric perhaps, but then so was everyone in Twisted Wonderland. Yuusonas sneaking into RSA and having a rather lovely time, it wasn't that bad though their bar for good treatment was rather low considering their fiery violent introductions to NRC what with grim attacking them from their first encounter, Ace insulting them and attacking them and grim, Riddles overblot all within that initial week. The fact RSA students didn't just outright assault them and insult them was already a far kinder first encounter than most of NRC. Truly, a breath of fresh air
Perhaps this initial sneak into RSA turns into repeated visits to see Minajael (or the other twst rsa princes), all while trying to stay anonymous, though peaks of Yuus circumstances bleed through (cuts, scrapes, bruises, bloodied wounds from fighting overblots, scrapes from bullies, sore arms and tired eyes from late nights and hard labor) and it is always a cause for concern amongst their new RSA friends, the direct and blatant displays of concern a far cry from the taciturn and jaded reactions of their NRC friends who do care but are terribly averse to being open even after all yuusonas have done. A terse grumble of concern and seemingly shallow offers of aide for a price are a far cry from these new reactions of open concern, carefully applied care and guileless offers of drink, food and rest. A balm to frayed nerves really, after so long having to be on alert, mind constantly having to weigh every action, having to be on edge lest this be another scheme, another dangerous event guised as help or common conversation. NRC is fraught with danger, there is constantly something to be wary of, whether ghosts, monsters, or belligerent mages or enchanted artefacts. It is tiring to be on constant alert, to be on edge around everyone for worry of a violent emotional outburst or being taken advantage of. Such was life for Yuusonas, but that is why they have snuck out. For a bit of respite. and it is so bittersweet to have found it in a school that is regarded by yuus nrc friends as an enemy.
burgeoning feelings all around, especially for rsa guys. It would be great fun. Some like Minajael figure it out faster, unless the yuusona/reader is very good at covering their tracks and also just ad libbing half truths. But also the fun of the reveal when it comes time for the rsa vs nrc tournament lol, and of course the lovely potential for nrc guys to be more open due to the very real threat of rsa winning over a yuu just by being a decent approachable person lol
much thoughts on this
also LMAO didn't mean for this to turn into an x reader, it got hella long oop
Horror au Tsums are based on voodoo dolls & living dolls
So riddle’s tsum crashing out on Ace’s tsum would be horrid for all parties involved
On god this is just hell for everyone LMAOO
Just like, an army of chucky dolls in terms of killer potential but also they are all petty as fuck to each other and do damage to each others counterparts while also being jealous petty little shits to their own selves
Tsum vs tsum and also Originals vs Tsums
just mass carnage.
no one is safe
Because the tsums are absolutely also turning yandere for Yuu and getting just as protective and territorial as their bigger counterparts. Again, everyone is so fucked LMAO
Riddle's tsum is chasing down Ace and Ace Tsum while also trying to fend off Riddle from yuu, Ace and his tsum form a tentative alliance to fend off Riddle but also betray each other to get alone time with Yuu,
The only ones who actually work together with their tsums are Jamil, Trey, Deuce, Jack, Epel, kalim, Rook and Silver. Everyone elses are either too antagonistic to work with (Leona, Sebek, Floyd, Riddle) , too ambitious (Azul, Jade, Ruggie, Ace, Malleus), or too mischievous (Lilia, Cater).
Yuu knows no peace. Just constantly getting stolen away by another killer or their tsum. The good news is that Yuu doesn't really have to do much, bad news is that they kinda just have to accept that there's nothing going to get done until the tsums get sent back home. Also the Tsums will try to kidnap Yuu to their homeworld too.
More horny posting about twisted horrorland au/twst horror au
Yes this au is also still yandere and involves serial killer horror movie tropes so tw: yandere behavior, nsfw, mention of violence and eating campers (no violence or trying to consume reader), yanderes being touchy and weird about privacy, idk what else to tag ?? But ye. Also ooc because it's an au and it's yandere so like that's at least two filters that color the character so yeah ooc
Horny under the cut but also not trying to edit hella unless there's like egregious amounts of sentence or info missing so if the post reads a bit like a comedic shitpost that's overdramatic and hyperbolic that's why, I'm being very unfiltered and trying to get this horny post out before i overthink it lol
Also as usual, 18+ for everyone in this
mi ansiedad haha :'')
Anyways get ready for pathetic yanderes being horny
Additional notes to Diasmonia
Silver REGULARLY forgets he's a shape shifter whose favorite form is weeping angel and only eventually remembers when being a weeping angel is stopping him from helping himself or others and he's getting frustrated. Otherwise he high-key just forgets hella. This has pertinence to the horny posting because while Silver is more than happy to fuck you in weeping angel form, and it's the form he's most familiar with and feels the most at home in, being a weeping angel does come with like major drawbacks. Namely that you can freeze frame him mid thrust and edge him while he loses his mind about it initially. So when he's lost in the sauce of you while trying to cum his ever loving ever devoted soul and brains out, like he's thrusting like his immortal living statue life depends on this Horrorland Silver is trying to drain his soul into you through his dick trying to be one with you. Lost in the sauce, mind gone, single goal, his brain is gone, he's only clued into you and your reactions really, kissing and nipping on your neck and bucking into you. While ALL this is happening, he's really NOT thinking about shit other than you and what y'all are doing (breaking the damn bed and giving everyone with sensitive hearing the long distance cuck chair treatment with how loud the backshots and noises can get- cue all nosy ones and all the sensitive hearing ones overhearing their while irritated by the noise, hard and leaking because it's you their darling, and plotting on how to get their turn) so imagine poor Silver's surprise when your blindfold slips and your lovely stare, a face he can look at and kiss on for ages causes him to turn to his stone form, he can still feel you clench and spasm around him and can do fuck all about it and it drives him insane cause he's not being a good lover if he's not pleasing you and not giving you the mind numbing you deserve. It takes him a hot minute to remember he's a shape shifter and for the first Time he's SO happy he's not a weeping angel because he can just change into a different form to keep going. It IS jarring to feel the heavy weight of the cock inside you suddenly warp and stretch and change into whatever form Silver has decided would best please you and also keep you stuffed full. You can in fact suggest or tell him what form you want and he'll be more than happy to switch it up. It also makes him far more happy with who he is just cause for a long time he did have complicated feelings about not actually being a weeping angel. Hooray for therapy fucking! congrats on plowing some self acceptance into your yandere hornball sweetheart!
Heartslabyul
So like most of these guys are just humans but like serial killer humans which like depending on your mindset is just any human with some amount of mobility and a working mind but I'm not here to yap about meta philosophy on the human mind i want to talk about fictional Dick and fantasy sex in fantasy settings so let's a go!
Riddle
I'm gonna be SOO honest, it's been SUCH a while since I've come back to the au that like low-key forgot if Riddle is fully human or what but then i remembered that plenty of details on horrorland are kinda up in limbo and getting worked on or are purposely vague to be in keeping with the whole "more mystery is better for scary" and "less is more" in horror movie genres, like genuinely I'll probably never expand on how horror plotlines and thriller plotlines can force or induce crazy shit into the world and how people are very self aware about this to the point that horrorland denizens can create a killer by simply having all the right plot and scenarios line up. Earth Yuu/reader is the only one NOT affected by this phenomenon so it causes genuine surprise when things that would normally raise a red flag or death flag for anyone else does nothing to them, it is also why the killers don't feel the urge to hunt and kill them like they normally do with others. Anyways all this to say is that whether Riddle is 100% human and just has magic or if he's like part plant at some point for creepy supernatural killer reasons or what is kinda up in the air and yeah idk his physical attributes especially between his legs will kinda just oscillate between various forms based on what's funny or interesting to think about.
Riddle can switch up his junk with various plant themed genitalia, I've decided. He's another one who is very open to switching things up if he's in love and is at the stage of intimacy and thus vulnerability, seriously if you got riddle to this stage he really doesn't care about the dynamics of who tops and what equipment you have because he trusts you with his privacy and vulnerability so he really doesn't give a shit about the extra stuff and he'll use his funky plant serial killer magic shit to switch up his junks if it matters to you or just for variety. He's also EXTREMELY sensitive in various ways (emotional and physical) as his floral themed junk is made for pleasure and he's touch starved so he gets overwhelmed kinda easy so he's getting teary eyed because of overwhelming emotions and sensations. Very happy to be there but guy is getting lost in the sauce while trying to incoherently check in with you
Like it's very
This:
He's trying to tell you he loves you! but also he's gonna die! he's gonna die of pleasure, he can't believe this is happening!! But also!! his back hurts from how tense he is trying to not mess up cause you feel so good, you feel soo good, you make him feel so good but do you feel good please he hopes so please tell him how to make you feel good he's trying, but he locks up a bit when he's close so he has to pause cause he doesn't want it to be over BUT he's so close are you? are you close and he's still trying to thrust away cause he just can't help it you feel so good and he can't believe he has you in his arms and in his bed and he just wants you to know he loves you he'd die for you he'd live for you
AAAnndd he's crying.
↑↑↑just imagine ALLLL of that as like him rambling while driving his hips into you and trying to get his emotions across while clearly losing his shit. He's also the type to try to keep going even as he's overstimulated because he's a workaholic and he doesn't know when to quit and that carried over to him cumming his brains out, might as well be literal too with how each thrust and each pump seems to tank his composure. He's very weak for affection. He's okay with aftercare you just have to give him a minute to pick up the pieces of his sanity. He's of average size for a guy when he's not using plant magic and while sloppy and talkative (can be good if you like that or can be eh if you're not) he is very enthusiastic and energetic. He tends to accidentally leave hickeys that fluster him and embarrass him in the morning, it's deeply goofy that you can tease him with his own results of his love making lol. His attitude doesn't really change up if you top, he's still whining rambling and kissing but it is slightly more overwhelming and if you hold his hands during this he'll get super overwhelmed and bite your shoulder to ground himself. He doesn't want you to stop and because he's an anxious and deeply insecure yandere that fears driving you away, he will get like genuinely upset if you pull out before he's ready and assume he fucked up. He's also like this if you try to tap out to check in on him etc. Mind you this fear doesn't stop him per se, it just makes him double down in trying to get you to like him and to please you in this. He's a jealous yandere, an insecure one, and now that he's finally got you and he believes you're finally giving him some acceptance, he's terrified of letting it sleep through his fingers
Cater
This guy is definitely human he's just a freaky streamer lol
Oddly enough while he LOVES attention and praise from his fans, he LOATHES anyone actually seeing or getting to be privy to what he sees as his and as private. He likes the idea of videoing and recording though mainly so he can go back over it when you're not able to be near or when he has to go kill etc. He yearns heavy style and being in Horrorland plus being a yandere turns his filter ALLL the way down so he'll just send sexts and nudes and thirst/tease photos whenever he's in the mood but like that's almost any time of day. He wants you bad and it shows.
He's actually pretty good about pulling out but it's cause he loves the aesthetic of the contrast between your earth vibrancy and his horrorland muted hue. Thinks it's the hottest shit in the world
His main strength tends to be his huge array of toys he has gained through sponsorships, promos and events he's done plus some personal choices he's bought. Tends to be pretty adventurous and mentally catalogue all the things you like
After cuddles are a must because he's touch starved as a yandere but also because he's terrified you'll abandon him. Does hold the core belief that you only stick around despite his violent homicidal habits and sadistic joy in streaming his kills because he entertains you and he pleases you. He's self aware enough to know that he can be off putting and that there's reason to be on edge around him but he's too delusional to fully entertain the idea that you are full on scared of him. He can fathom that maybe he's not up to standards or maybe didn't do enough to make you happy but as someone whose core belief is that he can protect and help himself by acting friendly, being comedic and being entertaining, being approachable, he doesn't handle the idea of being straight up hated or feared very well especially in this scenario. He can understand being feared by his victims but they're gonna die soon anyways, plus many of them have a good time up until they're being hunted for sport and only direct the fear at him directly when he does a face reveal. So like he just refuses to fathom the possibility that earth Yuu might fear him, especially at this stage of intimacy
Topping cater creates a cuddle monster that gets mad at even the hint of you leaving for anything and when you try to say you need to clean up he'll say something like well you won't have to if you just stay in as if you're his personal all day dildo plug. Yandere Cater with abandonment issues who can no longer uses avoidant coping cause they're a yandere just creates a hyper clingy yandere. He'd make you live inside him if he could.
Trey
On god one of the few on this list and arguably all the cast that genuinely doesn't mind and genuinely likes if you get a bit toothy when blowing him or eating him out and it's cause the fact it's your teeth, YOUR teeth specifically, cause a happy jolt to zip up his spine MAKE HIM ARC RIGHT NOOWW and it's all pleasure pain to him now. Also very into breeding, regardless of if it's possible because genuinely it's just the idea and the attitude in it that get him going, and does NOT pull out. He might not be pumping you full as much as say Diasmonia flock, Octatrio, Jack or rook but he's doing a damn good job with how he's trying to do so.
Trey Does dentist roleplay and food play and thinks it's great and very normal but like in the sense that he fully doesn't see it as any type of kink, y'all two are just having a good day at intimacy.
Your after care will include dental care as well and he's gonna be hard about it. Your teeth will be SO clean and he's gonna be SO hard about it
Ace
Gross stinky stinky perv who wants to be berated and bullied tbh but also fervently wishes for you to wrap your legs around his head and keep him there while he goes to down
This one is cocky and it's not like he's Bad but he's not Amazing. For all the smack he talks, he does genuinely adapt to criticism to make sure he's doing good or better. If He figures out how to work you good, he gets insufferably smug about it and you want to say something but it's hard to when he's got your vision blurring and got you gasping.
Topping Ace results in very brat bottom Ace but it's because he likes pushback and having someone throw their all at him regardless of his role but he's still too much of a coward even as a plant zombie serial killer to be upfront and unashamed of asking so he just hopes that Being Annoying will goad you into making him shut up.
Fake complains as a top or bottom to humble brag to everyone that you have been fucking him. Between Ace top and Ace bottom, Ace top can still have the energy to get both of you wipes though he'll also bring small towels and it's because he wants mementos of your time together but Ace bottom passes out immediately by the time you're done bottoming just scrambled Ace's brain way more than topping and he just can't hold himself back at all so he just gets lost in it and then has zero energy afterwards.
Deuce
Ngl gang I'm tired and ran out of steam by the time i got to the bottom of this, my bad g but Imma finish this
How he sounds: He huffs he groans and he cries and he bites
Wait that just makes him sound feral lol but like that's the thing is that he kinda is and he's doing his best but ultimately he's a very passionate guy that puts his all into things
And if it's you? You can bet he's putting his back into it
Now in twisted horrorland he's a plant zombie/plant homunculus humanoid. Looks human-ish to lure prey but very much not human.
Ngl every time there's plant and there's a chance for monster fuckery i break out the shampoo ginger lily
Cause like
Slick and ridges
So yeah i bestow deuce with floral themed dick
Go forth i guess idk
He does ruin sheets though I'm sorry blame his plant dick for leaking buckets, he makes up for it by making sure you don't even notice through the haze of pleasure
Doesn't know to pull out cause he's gone, lost in the sauce, he can barely think coherently when he's buried his face between your thighs and considering he's essentially undead he's not coming back up and sees no reason to stop servicing you if you still have orgasms to give. He's kinda camp "more is good" and genuinely can't fathom how giving you less will make him a better mate cause less pleasure is bad. He'll stop when you pass out and then fuss over you.
Bottoms fine but he's very shy and feels overwhelmed cause he feels like he should be the one taking care of you ?? Part of this is because He doesn't get his own appeal but can compute making someone else feel good so like he doesn't get how you going down on him is fun for you but yeah lol his self worth is kinda fucked ngl which is also why he's very protective and giving with you cause truly as a yandere deuce the plant zombie mostly thinks the most valuable aspects of himself are his strength and ability to do things so trying to get him to do something other than trying to fuss and help you kinda stresses him out cause what else can he offer besides his physical ability and help.
May or may not revisit this when not tired but as it is this is as much i can get without it rotting in draft hell or wip purgatory so off it goes
Yuu who rarely gets hungry until like, one day in the week and gorges, (self projecting)
Horror boys so confused :(
Tw: yandere, food tampering, ooc, i think that's all but idk man it's crack and it's a goofy au that i like to write for funsies lol and I'm just trying to be better and tagging so if i miss anything oop
On god they just start to think it's some like cycle thing for humans like you that are from earth
They're confused but more than happy to accommodate in hopes it earns them brownie points and gets you to love them more (and some probably slip something into the food to get you attached to them or addicted to their cooking 🤫)
Trey fucks with it heavily and is more than happy to be the one to provide for your weekly binge
Jamil hates that trey tends to be closer to your cabin and keeps trying to interfere by providing you with extra food and trying to stock up your fridge (it's an ongoing cold war as trey clears out old food- he's being a little shit and trashing jamils food - and jamil goes in to restock and clear the food that's already there -he's also being a little shit and trashing Trey's food)
Be sure to yell at them for wasting food, the fuckers.
Jade will sneak in through the special water ways to provide you with sushi because he will NOT be outdone fr fr
Horror au Jade somehow being more of a stalker then rook is sending me to the patrova line dawg /ref
Horror Idia having the medical substats being a mad scientist / tech genius is also very fun for med play and potential wire play (if Yuu lets him turn them slowly into a mecha being)
Trey definitely has secret tattoos of human bite marks (he may have been a little creepy and snuck into Yuu’s room to measure their teeth.. just to get this tattoo on his thigh..)
(Giggling at the fact everyone agrees that Trey has a teeth kink)
Once Horror!Ace got too excited and he scarred Yuu’s skin with a thorny vine. And Malleus saw that so maybe a strike of lightning while Yuu was in the shower so there was a electrical scar of Malleus’s initials
Horror!Epel makes jokes about how yuu should bite his Adam’s apple since his thing is giving others (poisoned) apples on occasion when they tick him off. Please bite his adam’s apple plsplsplsplsplspls— jk.. jk unless..?
Even funnier if Yuu gets weather allergies when the weather even slightly changes too fast, and instead of fun spooky time during fall, Yuu’s miserable with the plague (allergies) ((I have allergies.. I’m projecting))
OMG i LOOVE this
Honestly i feel like Ace and Malleus scars would kick off a need to mark up Yuu while the Epel thing kicks off a need to get Marks from Yuu
They neeeed it, bonus if Yuu is bitey and impulsive too (projecting) so they do bite up Epel (his arm especially, neck is fine but more real estate and head room on the arm sooo).
EVERY one needs to get in on it. While yes Yuu wearing marks is a delight, being the one to bear marks of Yuu just hits different and hits so much harder. To give a mark is nice, but there's always the lingering fear and insecurity that Yuu has another in mind or that they don't fully occupy Yuu's heart BUT to be marked up by Yuu? this act to them would show that they were chosen, worthy, that Yuu is willing to put their mouth on the monsters, to touch them and do so to leave behind something to prove it's real.
(many of the NRC horrorland yanderes, barring the staff, are big time insecure in my mind and thrive on being pursued by Yuu)
