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Siren's Song (Fic, Co-written with Fidix)

A collaboration between the esteemed Fidix and I! Its basically a huge guilty pleasure. We wanted regal debonair Pirate!Pitch and flustered feathered from head to toe Siren!Jack. Come on guys. Feathers. Who doesn't wanna bone a kid with wings?

(We may or may not have taken a cue from Augus boning the Raven Prince. Thanks, Pia)

Once upon a time, Jack Frost decided he wanted to be free. And what greater freedom is there than to have the whole of the ocean in your palm, sailing as a pirate? So what if he technically wasn't human, and so what if the crew he joined basically had no idea he was there. Being basically invisible was a small price to pay to live as a normal person, and Jack wouldn't let his voice and magic ruin such a good thing if it killed him.

Looks like today is the day he dies.

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I admit, I am oodles of bored. Everyone's gone to bed and I'm sitting here twiddling my thumbs as I scroll through pages of Blackice on AO3, wondering what I can do to piss off our beloved Queen. It is my job after all and I feel neglected. I haven't been heckled in days, I mean I know we were on a break but jesus. Being on a break doesn't mean that you spend time apart. Doesn't mean that you stop hurling hateful commentary at the other person's head in the hope that they crumble into dust. Doesn't mean you stop loving loathing each other with every spiteful bone in your glorious body.

Oh well, here goes nothing... *taps the megaphone and raises it to the sky* FIDIX IS THE QUEEN OF BLACKICE! *flings megaphone away, and grins wickedly at the howling screech of something being struck in the distance behind me* I would run and hide, if I were a coward. But I'm not.

Brace yourself, duckies. This ship's about to hit rough waters~

#Look how not sorry I am #fidix #queenofblackice #blackice #oops #did I do a thing?

FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOU CHARMED.

LOOKIT THIS GLORY. SHIIIIIIIIIIT.

YOU HAVE NO ARMY.

also your spamming of the holy tag with things other than blackice is blasphemous and droll. at LEAST I AM STILL TRUE TO MY PATRON SHIP.

#blackice #charmed7293 #pitchstop #fidix #linddzz #fuck all y'all!#lookit my angelic face!#LOOKIT DAT BLACKICE UP IN HURR #ONLY I'M ALLOWED TO POST IN THE TAG #BECAUSE I'M THE ONLY ONE WITH THE VALID EXCUSE #OF ACTUALLY HAVING BLACKICE #IN MY SELFIE #YOU NARBS #GO BACK TO KINDERGARTEN #AND LEARN WHAT FOR!

WHY AREN'T YOU SHITTALKING ME I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS DON'T YOU HATE ME TO WTF I THINK WE KNOW WHO THE REAL PEASANT IS (PSSS it's uuuu)

Who are you. How dare you even FATHOM that we are 'friends' i have no friends. only tools. you wanna be my tool? I have an opening in the turdball sucker department. or the shitlicker legion, or as a royal lavatory.

Don't even breathe the word peasant to be. I find it highly offensive when it does not spew from my own mouth.

#wow #desperate much?#probably #the young ones always are #fidix #would you like some sausage #idk man #i think you'd be a good lavatory.