#fifth edition

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Pentagram of the Ages

A mirror, a shield, a promise, a great distance, and a kind word—five ways to avoid harm.

Artist: Douglas Shuler TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link

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Kent Benjamin Robertson - Gravity Is The 4th Dimension - ToolSteel AlligatorEater/Veritable - Vaya Con *Dios - 1988 (cover design by Toby Lane, cover art by Komura Masao)

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Bog Rats

Their stench was vile and strong enough, but not nearly as powerful as their hunger.

Artist: Ron Spencer

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Congratulations! You are now a D&D Wizard!

But… which kind of Wizard are you?

Bladesinger

School of Blood Magic

School of Invention

School of Lore Mastery

School of Onomancy

School of Psionics

School of Technomancy

School of Theurgy

Mage of Lorehold

Mage of Prismari

Mage of Quandrix

Mage of Silverquill

Voting ended onApr 4

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Throne of Bone (Fifth Edition) - Donato Giancola

More cards with art by Donato Giancola on Scryfall

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[C] Rage

Someone seems angry!

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hi

i made a short sweet guide about playing D&D since i feel like the player handbook can be confusing for new players. this was mainly made for my fellow bylers lololol . it kind of is a guide on how to use the book as well as what to know to prepare you for your first D&D session.

How To Play Dungeons & Dragons

HOW TO PLAY DUNGEONS & DRAGONS (a guide for complete beginners) By Oliver Cloudycleric Table of contents Table of contents 1 Part 0: Helpful

you can find it here:)

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how did jerk!ford seduce bud gleeful in the first place?1!?!1?

The cheating was the straw that broke the camels back. Mrs. Gleeful and Buds marriage was already on the rocks because Bud enabled Gideon which underminded her attempts at stricter parenting and made her look like the bad guy to their out of control son who was already displaying an entitled attitude towards women at a young age.

Jerk Ford has really high charisma he just uses it to annoy and enrage people, and be the worst person in the room instead of the best.

He can use it to be charming, but he never does for good reasons (like in this case).

Jerk Ford's uses the DnD version of Charisma so lets go over what his stats might look like in the DnD 5th Edition sense:

Stats:

Abilities:

Skills:

Before someone tries to tell me that Jerk Ford can't be a Bard I'm just gonna throw in there that canonically Ford is really good at the Piano.

And no, Jerk Ford would not get Bud drunk. Just because he's a jerk doesn't mean he doesn't know or believe in consent, he's not evil.

Stan tried telling Bud he should try to get Gideons entitled and incel-like behaviour under control or else it would be more of a problem in the future.

Bud didn't, and because of his inaction Jerk Ford has ruined his business, rearranged his guts, convinced his wife finally leave his *ss, beat him to the point of hospitalization, and now being around either of the Stan twins makes him feel a weird sense of being scared but also aroused.

Buds gonna crack down on Gideon after Weirdmageddon (This would reconcile him and his wife).