For the shipping thing: Fili/Bilbo, please?
[SHAKES YOU AND SCREAMS AT YOU] YES OKAY YES OMG YES THE BABIES YES
Who was the one to propose: fili - he had been wanting to, but didn’t know how or when, but one night it just felt right, so he asked. although bilbo was a bit surprised, he was quick to say yes.
Who stressed more over wedding planning: bilbo, just coz he’s naturally a worrywort, but fili has a very calming effect on him, so he ended up not stressing as much as he probably would have.
Who decorated the house: in my head they end up back in bag end, so bilbo
Who does the cooking: bilbo, but fili does the grocery shopping
Who is more organized: they’re both quite neat and organized
Who initiates bedroom fun: fili, and it throws bilbo for a loop, because he’s never seen himself as desirable enough for someone to want to initiate things with him on impulse
Who suggested kids first: well, again, i don’t do mpreg, but if i did, it would probably have been fili
Who’s more dominant: bilbo, definitely bilbo, and fili’s only too happy to obey
Who’s the cuddler: fili, coz he likes feeling like he’s protecting bilbo
Who’s the big spoon/little spoon:.bilbo likes being fili’s little spoon, coz fili is warm and fuzzy, like a furry blanket
What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: bilbo reading out loud while fili listens
Who comes home drunk at 3am: bilbo, coz fili’s not much of a drinker anyway
Who kills the spiders: neither, they don’t like squishing things
Who falls asleep first: bilbo thinks it’s fili, but it’s really bilbo, coz fili doesn’t sleep until bilbo is asleep
A head canon: for their first meal together as spouses in bag end, bilbo surprised fili with his favorite mushroom dish, prepared from dis’ home recipe
Their relationship summed up in a gif: IT ME or haha THIS ONE thanks dean
Do they have any “rituals”? sometimes bilbo will ask fili to strip slowly for him
Who is louder? fili, especially when he’s the one being taken
Who is more experimental? they’re both quite vanilla, and they like it that way
Who takes more risks? again, they’re pretty equally vanilla
Do they fuck or make love? make love mostly, although fili still refuses to be blamed for that time they were doing it so hard in the dining area that bilbo nearly broke the window
Lights on or off? off, and when fili asked bilbo why, bilbo smiled affectionately at him and said “because you glow bright enough to shame fire”
Who is more likely to be caught masturbating? fili
Who is more likely to suggest a threesome? thorin
Who comes first? fili, because bilbo likes watching him when he’s coming
Who is better at oral and who prefers it? fili’s developed a fetish for bilbo’s prick in his mouth
Who is more submissive? definitely fili
Who usually initiates things? fili too
Who is more sensitive? still fili omg the little bae
Who has the most patience? fili, but only by the skin of his teeth
Which kinks do they share? they enjoy dragging things out, like really taking their time. it’s not much of a kink, but there you go
