#filthy liar

[eowyn1986]

Phil 'i dont want to cream dan' Lester

[v2askblog]

do a backflip you can’t

What? Of course I can do a backflip.

[dont-fight-ducks]

Folks, I gotta come clean.

In grade school I started a rumor that, through a series of special actions in Resident Evil 1, you could make a zombie towards the end of the game do the macarena.

[overtureofchaos]

Filthy Liar | Shane & Harper

The sun burned his eyes as Shane peered through the sullen glass of his cabin. Everyone was floating about like busy little bees doing his father's bidding. Shane Porter spent most of his life trying to impress the father that never really wanted him. Crispin once even told Shane his childhood was the reason for his vasectomy. In his teen years, Shane realized the pleasure he got from making his father look bad and even today, at worlds end the younger Porter made every effort to push the leader of their community to his breaking point.

Shane, simply put, did not care. He did not have a desire to please his father and even less of a desire to play nice with that oaf, Lucas. It pissed Shane off to no end that Daddy let Lucas have free reign of the place - more precisely first choice of all the new beaver - and not his own child. Shane was proof that Crispin wasn't a liar even though the old man was lying through his bloody fucking teeth.

Nevertheless, he loved getting to fuck with people and actually enjoyed playing the part of the dutiful son. Shane was a great actor, even though Crispin hardly ever gave him credit. Honestly, he should be getting rewarded for simply not spilling the beans that Crispin Porter was nothing more than a power hungry sex fiend. That trait was certainly something passed down through the gene pool. When he saw Harper drifting across the quad area heading to the orchard his spirits lifted. Lucas made it very clear that she was HIS fuck toy and that meant hands off. For Shane that was just an open invitation to find out for himself what the fuss was all about.

Pulling on his boots he set out a round-about route toward the orchard making sure the two were truly alone before making any sort of move. Lucas was out hunting so he'd be gone a while, and if Shane were lucky, perhaps even devoured by the undead. Watching her check the crop he stepped out from behind her, "How are they looking. You ever farm before all this or are you just playing your part as well?"

@harperxsullivan

[culturallemur]

I'm sorry

[drakonovisny]

FUCK GOOGLE MAPS

[seasurfacefullofclouds1]

hi!!

do you think louis lies about working out? because his biceps are like 💪🏻💪🏻 and his waist ).(

Yes he is a liar.

And yes he has a bangin’ bod.

[dargeereads]

Filthy Liar by Ainsley Booth

5 stars

So, okay,  either my heart was pounding trying to keep up with the action and revelations  on the page, or I was panting, while the characters were messing around, or  talking about messing around, on the page. That was it, two extremes with a  couple brief serious moments that caused you to stop and pause. Super  fast-paced, lots of twists, ridiculously sexy, and completely satisfying!