#findex

[asterdeer]

good omens's “we could run away together!” / the mortal path's “we could leave the city, go on a picnic”: cinematic parallels 

aziraphale and crowley dining at the ritz / taro and findex picnicking at the desert farm: cinematic parallels

[krondarling]

Taro: Can’t you just use the door like a normal person?

Findex, one leg through the window: You know what Taro, I wish I could.

[treshornybros]

Findex, the lizard man, also known as Mr. Stretch-To-Fit.

The Mortal Path

[isolatedphenomenon]

Taro (about Findex): You know what I don't get? He never wears a shirt. He never wears shoes. Why hasn't he died from lack of service?

[puukkolesbo]

local weirdos (from @themortalpath) get squad hats:

at first i was gonna give the bail money one to nat or nerium - but then i remembered. these three have been arrested once already. so i guess the bailing duty is on findex now. 

let’s face it, the ‘three blood chuggers’ do all make bad decisions

and nerium probably has the alcohol hat ready if the occasion calls for it

[asterdeer]

me: [blows a kiss to all the lizards in my backyard/patio] for findex

[krondarling]

Nerium: We're not rebels! We're law abiding citizens.

Findex: Name one law

Nat, Nerium and Taro in unison: Don't kill people.

Findex: That's on me, I set the bar too low.

Source: Brooklyn 99

[isolatedphenomenon]

Findex: They're coming for us. I guarantee those monsters find this place.

Nerium: Not gonna happen. I rent it out under a shell corporation.

Taro: Yeah.

Nerium: My mail goes to a P.O. box the next town over.

Taro: Yeah!

Nerium: My neighbors think my name is Merry Burrows

Taro: Oh yeah!

Nerium: And my coworkers think my name is Nerium Oleander.

Taro: Yeah! Wait what?

Nerium: Don't worry about it.

Taro: Okay.