#first ask!!!!

[charlie-is-fine]

Arthur lester is like the mirror image of jonathan sims

They’re both recklessly suicidal in attempts to gain knowledge, both are constantly fucked with by deities well beyond their pay grade, and both have partners that struggle a lot with jealousy!!

You’re very right anon

[hopefullyyoursmcg]

Please please please make one of the Batfam the father! Like I think that opens up so much more possibility for angst tbh than if not.

Like, with a member of the Batfam (like Tim, Jason or Dick) it adds to the idea that (Name) is NOT family, at least to the boys. If that respective Bat-boy is romantically into (Name) then that means the entire dynamic of the Batfam shifts.

But I like to imagine what it’s be like if (Name) has absolutely no idea that the Bat-boy is her baby’s father, maybe she was drunk or just genuinely forgot but it’s also so uncomfortable to think about that it’s perfect:

Dick calling her ‘baby bird’ or ‘dove’ or all these sweet nicknames seems increasingly more suspicious to the Batfam.

Jason being gentle and actually staying whenever she’s in/was in the manor raises a few alarms.

Tim preferring the coffee she makes to Alfred’s seems peculiar to.

Idk, it is totally your choice but I genuinely think that it’d be such a major shift from how most neglected!reader fanfics are.

Also, imagine the idea of ALL three of them possibly being the baby’s father. Of course they can test when the baby is born, but before….it’s a whole Mamma Mia story.

OH MY GOD MY FIRST ASK!!!!! HIIIIIIIIIIIII

Anyways.

I do like the idea of it as your point in making the reader more further from being seen as one of the family.

Routine!Reader honestly doesn't remember much about what happened that night, but if it was the Batboys, I'm going to say she isn't really going to care.

She doesn't know any of the family very well, making the situation not too important for her.

The batfamily will care though, very much.

If i were going to make one of the batboys the daddy, i would definetly see them trying to get a closer relationship with the reader, as she did just have their child.

But at the same time, due to Routine!Reader lacks emotion and straightforward mind, the only thing she will be thinking about is why they even care at this point. So what if she had their kid.

[azybird]

Damn she's hot 👀

DAMN HE'S CUTE 😭

Mwehehhehehehe I tried ;3

[the-real-kilgore-trout]

favorite books?? ^-^

You just asked me an impossible question, you know that? I like a lot of books and it’s impossible to narrow down a few favorites.

I really love science fiction and fantasy in general, and I really enjoy certain classics. Right now, my favorites would be Slaughterhouse - Five by Kurt Vonnegut (although anything by Vonnegut is a treasure in my opinion), Parable of the Sower by Octavia Butler, The Word for World is Forest by Ursula K. Le Guin, Don’t Bite the Sun by Tanith Lee, and A Psalm For The Wild-Built by Becky Chambers.

Some runner-ups in the recent past would include Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury and about 4/5ths of Babel by R. F Kuang. Maybe Moby Dick (but I can’t tell if it’s actually that good or the journey of reading it was so arduous that I attached some meaning to the struggle. Like taking really long hikes because it feels like there’s nobility in the struggle, or maybe your mind assigned that nobility to make sense of such a struggle).

I know for a fact I read a lot of nonfiction but other than Braiding Sweetgrass by Robin Wall Kimmerer and A People’s History of the United States by Howard Zinn, my mind is blank right now. Hopefully the answers will come to me soon.

[ask-the-koopa-kingdom]

How old are you kids? Aren’t you a little young to be fighting full grown adults? Also, I’m a huge fan of yours, Lemmy.

Different ages, different answers! Thank you for being our first question!

OH. MY. GOD. THIS TOOK FOREVER. BUT, HERE IS AN ANSWER TO YOUR BURNING QUESTION.

Lemmy is EXTREMELY happy to have a fan out there

His entire year has been made I bet

(forgot to include the ages for them but Larry's still the youngest at 12, while Lemmy's 13 (these ages are probably not canon accurate as they don't have confirmed ages in-game 😭 - OP

[manybrokenquills]

Wait did I read that right that no one has used your ask box yet? That sounds righteously unfair.

You read it correctly :(

I didn't really advertise it, to be fair lol

I got a few anon ones technically, but they were all bots sobs

Thanks for talking though! :D

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