#first grader

[evilchrispine]

girls have to stop worrying about men with the iq of a first grader texting back, he’s not ignoring you he’s trying to sound out the words

[gojosunlimitedvoid]

Obligatory personal post you can ignore. 😂

Not anime related but I literally made that little human and it's the best thing I have ever done. I love you Madison Eva. 😘💖

[evil-is-relative]

So my nephew Jordan got separated from someone in class today. Upon further investigation I learned that, after not even two weeks of school, this little girl is in love with him and wanted to hold his hand. He’s not sure what her name is but she’s nice and he’s in love with her.

[elkayart]

Type college made during my first typography class. Or was it my second? It’s been a while

[getoutofthisplace]

Dear Gus & Magnus,

Mom took you two for Gus's last make-up gymnastics class. Afterward, at dinner , I tried to take a picture of Suki sitting under the table, waiting for your crumbs, but Gus jumped in front of my phone. Then he snatched my phone and took these pictures. He has so much energy right now.

Dad.

Little Rock, Arkansas. 4.17.2024 - 7.05pm.

[thoughtlessarse]

Mother Starts $5000 GoFundMe for 1st Grader She Says Has OCD Because of ‘Critical Race Theory’

Robin Steenman, the chapter head of “Moms for Liberty” in Tennessee, is raising money for a family she says has been so traumatized by “crit

Robin Steenman, the chapter head of “Moms for Liberty” in Tennessee, is raising money for a family she says has been so traumatized by “critical race theory” that a first grader requires psychological help.

The GoFundMe is asking for $5,000 because the family’s 7-year-old daughter is in treatment for Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder because she was taught “critical race theory” in her first-grade class.

Steenman recently appeared on Glenn Beck’s radio show to talk about her work in her community to create hysteria around the teaching of CRT. She boasted that she’s recruited 1,100 angry parents in her community to organize for “Moms for Liberty,” a right-wing group run by conservative women who masquerade as a community mom’s organization.

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[stoned-mama]

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[punkmarypoppins]

first grader: Hey Ms. Kelly can I ask you a question?

me: Sure buddy, what's up?

first grader: Why do we exist?

me: I see we're skipping the formalities and jumping right into existentialism now. That's a big question with a lot of answers. People have trouble agreeing.

first grader: oh. But why does the earth exist?

me: Honestly, these conversations make me feel like nothing actually exists and I'm just having this conversation with myself in a dark room like a Batman villain.