#first-boy-wonder

[robinstalons]

Surprise hug!!!

*Hugs tightly!*

@first-boy-wonder

Surprise!!! ÔvÔ

Hi Dickie-Robin!! How have you been???

*Hugs back just as tight.*

[definitely-not-lex-luthor]

Whyyyy do you hate Me Superman :0?

@first-boy-wonder

Why do I hate Superman?!

He undermines all human achievements. Every single one. Past, present, and future. Every single hard-working human is instantly overshadowed by that alien. He’s a walking reminder that effort doesn’t matter when you’re born special.

He attracts threats just by existing. No one in Metropolis is safe because beings from apparently every galaxy want something to do with him. He puts our city and the entire planet in danger.

His outfit is an insult to good taste. Who told him it looked good? It's like he discovered what primary colors were and made it his entire thing. It's a flying crayon out there. Don't even get me started on his cape.

He pretends to be a man despite the fact that he'll never be one. He's playing human as if it's all a game to him. Humanity isn't a game! He's making fun of us.

He hovers. I don't like it. He's showing off, no doubt.

He acts all humble while literally flying above everyone else. He's so insincere about everything. A fraud. A fake.

He’s normalized the idea that humanity needs him. That’s dangerous. We've all been lulled into complacency, lowering our guards, praising and thanking him, and for what? When we're at our most vulnerable, he'll attack. If not him, then someone looking for him, and we won't be able to do a thing because of how heavily we rely upon him.

etc.

I have so many more reasons, but not enough time.

@first-boy-wonder

[arsonistic-tendencies]

*Noms on pyro's sleeve* :>

@first-boy-wonder

AHHHHH!....... its Its a VIGILANTE!!!!!! [PANIC] PLEASE DONT TURN ME INNN. I CANT GO BACK TO ARKHAM!!! D:

[robinstalons]

*Tugs on his sleeve!*

@first-boy-wonder

Huh?

Owlet Robin!! Hello!!