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@definitely-not-lex-luthor
You don't need to know my name or age. Don't ask, I won't tell you. Use he/him if you decide to talk about me, though I don't see why you should ever need to.
Some things about me (I guess): My favorite color is green, I like black coffee, I'm a collector, and I live in Metropolis. Sometimes I wish I didn't.
DNI list: Supershit fans. #supershit. If you still believe in the garbage that "man" tells you then you're an idiot. There are much better heroes around.
Is President's Day when I'm supposed to announce that I'm thinking of running or is that an inside thought.
Might kill Superman on our date meeting today. I haven't decided yet. I'll see how I feel about it later. I probably won't do it, but even I don't know when a good idea will strike me.
is your head naturally bald or do you have a routine to keep it smooth?
How do you know I'm bald? I've given out nothing about myself.
Lex Luthor wants Superman sooooo bad
Yeah, he wants Superman DEAD so bad.
Not into tall, dark, and Martian, right? But what about Kryptonian? š
@big-blue-of-tomorrow
No. I am not into Kryptonians, Martians, Venusians- whatever!
I know you're expanding your harem, but come on! Me?! Are you so desperate to have humanity under your thumb that you'd come onto me? You're pathetic. I'm not some simple-minded idiot like the rest of your fans, I'm not going to throw myself at you. I actually have dignity and self-respect, as well as a brain, which I can't say for the rest of the members of your little (or is it larger now?) harem.
Valentine's is coming up. If you want to change my mind about who I'm into then you have until the 14th. You'll never succeed, obviously, but I like to see you struggle.
@big-blue-of-tomorrow
Aw Luthor, you can just ask to be my valentine.
Anywho, of course, I will! Iāll see ya on the 14th. Itās a date! š
Okay so you definitely misread the situation here.
Nah Iām pretty sure I know what I read. š
Would you rather we spend the day together or do a dinner date? Iām not sure if Iāll have off ā¦
I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE DAY WITH YOU OR AROUND YOU AT ALL. WHAT.
*sigh*
Alright fine. Iāll just go ask someone else. Maybe that really super smart reporter Lois Lane ā¦
Oh so, what, I'm not special enough for you to try and convince me?!! You're just suddenly fine with the idea of spending the day with someone else?!
I'll see you on the 14th. Unless Ms. Lane is sooo important to you. But don't think for a second that this means I'll be joining your awful harem, it's just one day.
bro wants to fuck superman sooooo bad
I am finding your address as I type this.
Not into tall, dark, and Martian, right? But what about Kryptonian? š
@big-blue-of-tomorrow
No. I am not into Kryptonians, Martians, Venusians- whatever!
I know you're expanding your harem, but come on! Me?! Are you so desperate to have humanity under your thumb that you'd come onto me? You're pathetic. I'm not some simple-minded idiot like the rest of your fans, I'm not going to throw myself at you. I actually have dignity and self-respect, as well as a brain, which I can't say for the rest of the members of your little (or is it larger now?) harem.
Valentine's is coming up. If you want to change my mind about who I'm into then you have until the 14th. You'll never succeed, obviously, but I like to see you struggle.
@big-blue-of-tomorrow
Aw Luthor, you can just ask to be my valentine.
Anywho, of course, I will! Iāll see ya on the 14th. Itās a date! š
Okay so you definitely misread the situation here.
Nah Iām pretty sure I know what I read. š
Would you rather we spend the day together or do a dinner date? Iām not sure if Iāll have off ā¦
I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE DAY WITH YOU OR AROUND YOU AT ALL. WHAT.
Not into tall, dark, and Martian, right? But what about Kryptonian? š
@big-blue-of-tomorrow
No. I am not into Kryptonians, Martians, Venusians- whatever!
I know you're expanding your harem, but come on! Me?! Are you so desperate to have humanity under your thumb that you'd come onto me? You're pathetic. I'm not some simple-minded idiot like the rest of your fans, I'm not going to throw myself at you. I actually have dignity and self-respect, as well as a brain, which I can't say for the rest of the members of your little (or is it larger now?) harem.
Valentine's is coming up. If you want to change my mind about who I'm into then you have until the 14th. You'll never succeed, obviously, but I like to see you struggle.
@big-blue-of-tomorrow
Aw Luthor, you can just ask to be my valentine.
Anywho, of course, I will! Iāll see ya on the 14th. Itās a date! š
Okay so you definitely misread the situation here.
Not into tall, dark, and Martian, right? But what about Kryptonian? š
@big-blue-of-tomorrow
No. I am not into Kryptonians, Martians, Venusians- whatever!
I know you're expanding your harem, but come on! Me?! Are you so desperate to have humanity under your thumb that you'd come onto me? You're pathetic. I'm not some simple-minded idiot like the rest of your fans, I'm not going to throw myself at you. I actually have dignity and self-respect, as well as a brain, which I can't say for the rest of the members of your little (or is it larger now?) harem.
Valentine's is coming up. If you want to change my mind about who I'm into then you have until the 14th. You'll never succeed, obviously, but I like to see you struggle.
@big-blue-of-tomorrow
Do you support mutants?
-@dat-one-trans-tieve
That depends on the mutant.
@dat-one-trans-tief
Opinion on the gays
- a gay
Decent.
FUCK #SUPERSHIT -š„
FUCK #SUPERSHIT.
I need to kill him. Genuinely. I can't stand seeing him. I can't stand thinking about him. I can't stand him. The world will be a better place once I get rid of that piece of shit alien.
Whyyyy do you hate Me Superman :0?
@first-boy-wonder
Why do I hate Superman?!
He undermines all human achievements. Every single one. Past, present, and future. Every single hard-working human is instantly overshadowed by that alien. Heās a walking reminder that effort doesnāt matter when youāre born special.
He attracts threats just by existing. No one in Metropolis is safe because beings from apparently every galaxy want something to do with him. He puts our city and the entire planet in danger.
His outfit is an insult to good taste. Who told him it looked good? It's like he discovered what primary colors were and made it his entire thing. It's a flying crayon out there. Don't even get me started on his cape.
He pretends to be a man despite the fact that he'll never be one. He's playing human as if it's all a game to him. Humanity isn't a game! He's making fun of us.
He hovers. I don't like it. He's showing off, no doubt.
He acts all humble while literally flying above everyone else. He's so insincere about everything. A fraud. A fake.
Heās normalized the idea that humanity needs him. Thatās dangerous. We've all been lulled into complacency, lowering our guards, praising and thanking him, and for what? When we're at our most vulnerable, he'll attack. If not him, then someone looking for him, and we won't be able to do a thing because of how heavily we rely upon him.
etc.
I have so many more reasons, but not enough time.
@first-boy-wonder
I've been busy plotting against Supershit. My absence is justified.
anything
You think you're so funny.
