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Blue milk in the toilets

Sanitation department here. Whoever replaced all the water in the toilets with blue milk has a lot to answer for. We would suggest giving in your identification soon, so we don't have to waste any time sending you to reconditioning. @first-order-cafeteria, have you noticed a problem with your blue milk supply? You might want to look into that. Have a clean and productive day.

#we truly did not ask for this #but we must admit we are impressed by the amount of effort put into this #we are a little upset that this is why there's a shortage of blue milk in the cafeteria though #first order #first-order-cleaning-crew

Someone cleaned Kylo's prized ashes and now he's suuuper pissed

Human Resources here. Kylo, may we redirect your attention to @first-order-cleaning-crew who we are sure will be thrilled to explain exactly what happened to your ashes. Have a productive day.

#first order #human resources #first order human resources #how can we help: asks #first-order-cleaning-crew #lol normally they wouldn't direct an angry Kylo Ren at anyone #but they're still pissed about the bugs

I have no idea what a weta is, but there are ridiculously huge crickets in the refresher. They were MATING in front of me Help

Sanitation department here. There are two eays we could go about this. We could just KILL the crickets, but what's the fun in that? We'll just send the crickets to reconditioning for inappropriate behavior and indecent exposure instead. Just for the hell of it. Either way, we'll be right over to help you out. Have a clean and productive day.

#first order #first-order-cleaning-crew #just another average day on the finalizer #ask

There's a weta on your shoulder

Human Resources here. SANITATION! @first-order-cleaning-crew.

#first order #human resources #first order human resources #how can we help: asks #first-order-cleaning-crew #well you guys are fucked

Who do I go to if there's a Weta in my room? It must of snuck on board somehow. I'm too scared to go back in.

Human Resources here. @first-order-cleaning-crew explain!

#first order #human resources #first order human resources #how can we help: asks #first-order-cleaning-crew #run #and hide #HR are pissed

Weren't those holovids of Lord Ren distributed to ALL of the departments? Anyone should get them from Sanitation. They clean so they've probably seen him without needing the holovids...

Human Resources here. @first-order-cleaning-crew, this individual appears to want to speak with you. Have a productive day.

#first order #human resources #first order human resources #how can we help: asks #first-order-cleaning-crew

*throws glitter all over you* YOU WON! :D

Human Resources here, We were unaware that there was any sort of competition. @first-order-cleaning-crew please come clean up this glitter. Have a productive day.

#first order #human resources #first order human resources #how can we help: asks #first-order-cleaning-crew

Maybe we're just paranoid

Sanitation department here. @therealgeneralhux, we've been finding a lot of your First Order propaganda posters in the garbage by the trooper quarters recently , and we suspect that there might be a Resistance sympathizer among us. Of course, it could also be a coincidence. What would you have us do? Have a clean and productive day.

#ever since fn-2187 defected we've been a little paranoid #everything looks like resistance scum nowadays #first order #first-order-cleaning-crew

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