May 28, 2025
The funeral of Fish #999,999 (Matthew the Clownfish) has been held earlier today.
Fish #545,864 (Sadie the Chum Salmon) slept the entire time Fish #888,633 (Keres the Stripped Dolphin) whenever questioned about the loss of Matthew said "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" without further input. Fish #64,999 (Caius the Coelacanth) said "All according to plan." All attendants enjoyed the free hamburgers.