The Fishlegs/Astrid romance!
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The Fishlegs/Astrid romance!
Fishstrid Brotp Microfic
Three fucking hours in the morning.
Grinding her teeth in irritation, Astrid raises herself on her elbows. Her crazy roommate had built a tent out of a blanket, on which a hunched shadow loomed in the light of a flashlight. Astrid's eyelid twitched from giggling, excited muttering, rustling pages and other sounds coming from the "tent".
Fishlegs shuddered and fell silent when the blanket was abruptly torn off him. Astrid loomed over him menacingly. Her features, distorted by malice, were truly frightening.
"I'm taking this," she hissed through her teeth and snatched the comic out of his hands before Fishlegs could do anything.
"Hey! I didn't have time to finish reading!.." he belatedly protested, but Astrid resolutely shoved the comic book under her pillow.
"If I don't get enough sleep before the match because of you, you can forget about the comic book!" Astrid blurted out and, covering her head with a blanket, resolutely turned away to the wall.
Astrid: Babe, can you pass me the butter?
Hiccup: *Reaches for the butter*
Fishlegs: *Reaches for the butter*
Heather: *Runs in with a stick of butter*
Hiccup:
Fishlegs:
Heather:
EPISODE 2 - SANDCRUSHED?? SANDWHAT? SANDBUSTED! - DRUNKEN REVIEW
OR AS I LIKE TO CALL IT! - ANTILACTOSE... you know because of how cheesy it is hahahhahahaha oMG oh.... ok I’ll stop...
Alternative title: With Friends Like These…
Drunken Review Masterpost!
Spacial thanks to:
@e--wills @torrendragonman @ink03 Because no Salt squad is too small!! HAve some laughs kids... Sorry no... Don’t read kids...
- Hiccstrid obligatory plotline is obligatory! BUT HEY I liked it?? A bit?? I still prefer @avannak‘s “Proposal” Fic... It feel waaaay more canon ;)
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- NO STOICK!
-Hiccup being cheesy as fuck... FOREVER AND EVER TOGETHER!
-FISHSTRID IS CANON. AND DOMSTRID! No kinkshaming tho
*Skips the whole Hiccup’s ass liking fase* Bye
-Astrid avoiding Hiccup like I’ve been for 5 seasons is my kink.
-I’m Snotlout in this episode....
-Hiccup has everything.... Not a good character arc he hasn’t... AM I RIGHT GUYS?!?!?!
*me right now*
-Giving Hiccup a map is Hiccup’s kink...
-Snotlout being supportive and bringing up the idea of a chain for that thingy to be a necklace!!!!!!!!!! BECAUSE HE THINKS!!!!!
-”HER FASHION SENSE IS DREADFUL” You tell her Tuff
“Scarf exit”
-Astrid having moments??? Wait... No. Forget it. False alarm.
- I’m still seeing Fishstrid....
-Snotlout being the best as usual.
*Forgets notes and dances*
STAY TUNED FOR MY NEXT REVIEW!!! WOOOOOOOOOOO
I don’t even know what I’m doing anymore
Yo, I know you don't like advice on writing, so I'm asking first, would you like to hear my two cents on how Fishstrid would work?
I mean, I have my ideas? Like I have like 3 au’s in my head in which Fishstrid is at least temporarily a thing and like…the dynamic could occur, especially if those two dorks were determined to get the same thing done, but it’s just hard?
Like, one of them, which was like a pre-cursor in my mind to T:rttbposc, they were trying to save their cattle ranches and combined after the liquidated Haddock ranch flooded the market in the wake of Hiccup’s tragic combine accident and they like, barely scraped by and hooked up post accounting miracle. But I still didn’t see that lasting?
I don’t know who would like the other first.
I just thought that bird watching might work, in a weird way that makes me think like I’m about to research rare birds and not write anything. But it’s like aiming those two in the same direction and making them realize that they could use the others’ help and then they start liking the others’ company and then bam, romantic fishstrid. I’ve like…got the key but I don’t know what door it goes to.
But I would love to hear yours and anyone else’s thoughts because talking about fishstrid sounds fun.
Strangest way to start a game of Hide and Seek.
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