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[omegaverse-seeker]

fishthinktank replied to your post: Is prostitution more or less common in omegaverse?

Nevada’s laws state that if a county has a population under “x” amount, then prostitution is legal. This is why cities like Vegas and Reno do not have legalized brothels but the underpopulated counties surrounding do.

The more you know, this makes more sense than whatever the hell I was saying. Thank you for this love. 💕

[omegaverse-professor]

@fishthinktank

I have not seen the whole thing. Just bits and peices.

[jadegreenworks]

Ah, gosh. I'm here to wish you a happy birthday. Knowing that it's your birthday and knowing that I entirely skipped commenting on Overcoming for at least two updates means I can't stop myself from sending you a birthday message. Your work is lovely, your reblog fic recs are very much enjoyed, and I hope you had a wonderful day today and I hope it segues into a lovely week. Thank you for being...you! :]

Thank you for the birthday wishes! That is so kind of you! And never worry about commenting! The story is there to be enjoyed when you have time to enjoy it, no strings attached! Thank you for being so wonderful and for leaving this message for me! It really has been the best birthday! ♥♥♥

[pawneegoddesss]

fishthinktank replied to your post “i think what’s most disappointing about this whole thing is that my...”

Men and relationships are so overrated. That's coming from someone who's in one. The wine and the Bob's Burgers is honestly so enviable.

i have to keep telling myself that. thanks, friendo :)

[pennsylvaniaparanormal]

The Horseman of Iron Bridge Road

I just went to Pennsylvania this past weekend and I was talking to a few of my friends and I spoke to my parents.  We remember this short little legend about Iron Bridge Road and the headless horseman.  Since there doesn’t seem to be anything on the internet about it and I can’t find the book I had originally read it in, I discussed it with some others who had heard of it to see if they remembered it the way I did.

The story goes that a man was drinking in a pub in Lancaster in the days of horses and carriages and the like but his wife was extremely needy and pushy.  She was very often angered when her husband would come home from his favorite watering hole drunk and stumbling so she had set a curfew for her husband.  He had to be home in Columbia by midnight or, pun intended, heads would roll.  As the hours and minutes ticked by and the clock moved closer to midnight, everyone in the pub started to chide him that he would never make it to Columbia by midnight even if he could push his horse hard.  With one final swig of his drink, he slammed down the glass and announced drunkenly, “I’ll be in Columbia by midnight or I’ll be in Hell.”

As he pushed his horse harder and faster, they reached a dangerous gallop on the dark country roads and, unfortunately for the poor inebriated fellow, he managed to get his neck caught on a low-hanging branch on Iron Bridge Road.  It is unknown whether or not the tree branch actually severed his head (that being fairly difficult) but what is known is that late in the night people have reported hearing galloping hoof-beats and the sound of a horse that’s been pushed too hard breathing and huffing in the night.

(Thanks to @fishthinktank for this submission! I had a lot of trouble finding things about Iron Bridge Road from my resources, even though I’ve heard this legend before!)

[awyren-drosymor]

I was like "what the fuck am i reading?" and then the beer at Wawa happened and you said something about it and I fucking busted up. I don't even know why it's so goddamn funny to me, it just is. I can't stop laughing, I'm dying.

Haha that was me trying to be clever as I was being consumed by boredom at work today.

But seriously fuck PA Liquor laws I wish I could buy alcohol everywhere so I can live out my lifelong dream of developing a real problem.

[pennsylvaniaparanormal]

@fishthinktank You're welcome. Red beet eggs r honestly the best thing you'll ever eat, or a disgusting and dishonorable mix of foods. There's no opinion in between as far as I've observed. To me it's like, eggs that taste like pickled beets? Sign me up. I'm glad u can enjoy them in the far off city of Buffalo. @seh Hog maw is great like it's just pig and stuff. Whenever ppl hear specific organs they get anxious but I'm like hey, meat is meat and u gotta do what u gotta do. Pot pie is an experience. Me and my mom set aside a few days just to make the noodles from scratch. It's a process but it's worth it. I hope you get to make them by yourself one day!

[pennsylvaniaparanormal]

Have you done anything on the Headless Horseman of Iron Bridge Road in Lancaster County? The one where he's like "I'll be in Columbia by midnight or I'll be in Hell!"? 'Cause that one is totally a classic.

The information provided in this ask is pretty much the only thing really surrounding the legend. I’ve tried to do further research but didn’t find anything of value. Not enough to do a post. Sorry!