happy birthday cole phelps !
to celebrate i will be sharing dialogue lines of his i reference all the time:
- “that was a $12 hat :(“
- “d’you ever think about how many people die? And how big heaven would have to be to accommodate all of them?”
- “you fuck young boys valdez?”
- “I don’t think that’s communism, Stefan,”
- “Ah, of course. the famous ‘lex ignoramus’”
- the part where he reaches into his coat as if he has a gun to scare off the reporter (he does not have a gun)
yeah. cool. bye guys














