Things Robert FitzRoy, captain of HMS Beagle, wrote in letters to Charles Darwin:
(During the voyage of the Beagle, while Darwin was away from the ship exploring the interior of South America.)
I think of you every time the ship pitches, which is every few seconds
Are you dead? No wait you can't be dead I just got a letter from you
Come back and look at these crazy fossils I found! [gives a wildly exaggerated/physically impossible description of these alleged fossils]
Did you get my apology letter?* I promise to get my shit together
"Est avis in navibus Carlos rarissima Darwin" Charles Darwin is the rarest of birds aboard ship
Our friend's wife died but idk why he's sad, surely no one actually wants to be married to a woman
Come back I'll send you a boat I'll send you a boat literally whenever just please come back soon
Remember that guy you stole bones with??**
Here is two paragraphs of the imaginary conversation I'm having with you right now
Haha I didn't mean that I'm actually DRUNK ON TEA
At least you're not THAT far away I GUESS
PS I wish I could be excited about your adventures but I just wish you were here and I'm worried you'll get hurt
* The apology letter is lost. What was he apologising for? I guess we'll never know. ** FitzRoy gives no name but I MUST KNOW who stole bones with Charles Darwin, please lmk if you have a clue













