#five am

[curlygothprince]

which one of you put a vibrator on my dick while I was sleeping. I had a dream I was using one for the first time and I woke up and I feel so fucking horny as if I’ve been edging for hours

[xlgaurdbutch]

Whoever decided that 8am lectures should exist and be the ONLY option for required courses.... You're going to super hell

[femslashy]

like fuck abusing the emergency alert system but it is sort of impressive to be able to piss off an entire state at once

[lemonduckisnowawake]

I hate my life

[shivapvoid]

my left hanf has been poked by needles do many times but im sixtt oerctnet dine...

[bugboioli23]

I love falling down the stairs and spraining my ribs not even a week after getting in a car crash 🫶

I promise I’ll make my return soon, once the universe stops trying to kill me.

[nitrocilantro]

Black birds in the middle of somewhere

[fieriframes]

[Five AM. Out again. Triangle walks.]