(18+ Pretty Please) He/They/It 🏳️⚧️
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My name is Oliver! Welcome to my blog! Im a transmasc college student who spends his free time drawing robots and cringe self inserts, with the occasional fanfic or drabble when motivated (or asked nicely :3). My interests include bugs, transformers, and Spider-Man!
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Heyyy everyone,,, so I haven’t been very active in the TF fandom anymore. I’m NOT LEAVING!! There’s always a chance it’ll come back! However, if you enjoy my art I’d recommend checking out my more active account on Twitter! (Same name :3)
So you probably haven’t noticed but I’ve not been too active on here with posting my own art. I’ve been more active on my side blog due to a slight fixation change BUT DONT WORRY! My love for Swerve and TF media has not dwindled! I’ll probably be more active once I finish up this college year!
Some designs from my fan continuity!! I'm basing their designs off of 80s fashion and design a little!! also deadlock is cowboy and swerve is a forklift.
ooooo you wanna ask me about my continuity so bad oooo its called Transformers: Stragglers oooooo
I dunno if you know this but humans do have em fields that eminate from our hearts, and we are effected by them, they're just entirely subconscious with no way for us to control or hide them 👀
THATS SO FKN CUTE WAIT
I just looked it up and it primarily comes from our heart and brains? Gonna be real I have no clue how EM stuff works but it would be adorable if you’re hanging around your favorite mech and they can sense the subtle tingles of your EM field. It’s like a subtle reminder that you love them (WHICH WOULD BE VERY MUCH NEEDED FOR SWERVE LETS BE HONEST)
Swerve is extremely sensitive, so it’ll take him a bit to get up and running after an intense overload. However, once he’s gotten his processor back to stable grounds, he’s already grabbing things to soothe you with. Whether it be getting the tub filled with nice hot water or simply a glass of cold water. He’s on it!
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
It’s a bit of a difficult question asking Swerve what his favorite body part is. He’s pretty insecure about everything, but he would have to say his servos. Not only are they large enough to carry platters of drinks around easily, but just one digit is nearly as thick as a human cock. He loves to make you cum with his fingers; being able to feel every twitch and pull with the sensitive pads he has on his digits due to being a metallurgist.
For you, he likes any part of you with even a little squish. The physical softness of humankind never fails to amaze and entrance him. Loves to feel how your body dips under his touch.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
By himself, he just finds it a bit annoying. Before getting a partner he’s the kind to just wipe it up with a cloth and toss it somewhere in his hab to clean up later. With you, he’s just happy to be allowed to overload on/in you at all! Loves the way your skin looks when it’s glistening with his release. Whether it’s dripping out of you or down your body, it’s causing his engine to rev.
Your cum is something he can’t get enough of. I stand by the idea that this mech is talented with that yapping intake of his. He’d suck you dry, licking up every drop from your sex until you’re trembling and writhing under his glossa.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
He’s a little bit of a perv… nothing too intense, but he does steal your dirty clothes. The oh so human scent that lingers on the gusset of your panties or the crotch of your boxers drives him crazy. He’d snatch up the underwear and huff the fabric while a servo pumps his spike or fingers his valve desperately.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
Swerve’s probably had at least a little experience, though I don’t think he’s had a partner long enough that he’s learned anything from it. That doesn’t mean he’s not eager to learn! He will be super attentive to how you’re reacting and feeling, making sure to file away the correct movements/pace in his processor to use another time. He also learns super quick. After one or two interfacing sessions, he’s got you down pat and could make you cum in minutes if he wanted to.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
He likes positions where you’re most comfortable and where he can see your face. Cowgirl is his go to since you can control the pace without him having to worry about crushing you. He also likes watching his spike slipping in and out of you.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
He definitely starts out goofy, it’s Swerve for fucks sake! He’s the type to work out the awkward moments with a joke or a reaction that’ll make you laugh. However, in the heat of things or when he’s close to overloading, he will get very emotional. He’d murmur all the things he loves about you into your ear, begging for you to let him cum even if you never said he couldn’t. After overloading he’d thank you relentlessly, holding you tight as he tries to get his EM field to affect your human body.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
For obvious reasons I’m gonna go with his holoform here! He’s definitely hairy, I mean look at that man! He wouldn’t be against projecting his holoform without body hair if you wanted though, since it just takes a little tweaking.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
It’s a total toss up with him. On special occasions he loves to go all out. The entire cliche rose petals, candles, chocolate covered strawberries, everything! But he’s also down to just scoop you up and pound you in the storage room behind the bar.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Before getting with you he used to jerk off all the time, so it’s a habit he’d have to teach himself out of. Especially with the sex drive he has. He’d much rather spill his transfluids with you, but if you’re busy or not in the mood he’s a-okay with handling it himself.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Everyone who’s ever written about Swerve knows damn well he’s a sucker for praise. Good boy/good mech/good girl has him on his knees for you. He’s also got a thing for size difference with humans. He’s so used to being the littler guy that the moment he feels your body straining to fit his spike he’s cumming from the sight of it.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
He’s not terribly adventurous. Though having you on a soft human mattress is his favorite, he can be easily talked into a little secretive fingering under the bar counter. Though if he’s the one getting toyed with, he might have to call it quits before anyone hears him whining.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
What doesn’t turn this mech on? He’s whipped for you. He loves when you purposefully taunt him. Smiling while doing something suggestively, pointedly looking at him from across the room, it gets him going to know that he’s wanted.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
He’s absolutely terrified of accidentally hurting you. To the point where he’s had nightmares over it. That being said, I feel like he wouldn’t be into anything that involves inflicting pain upon you.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
The absolute goat at oral. It’s been said a million times because it is the truth. Prefers giving, but also loves to receive. Those soft lips and warm wet tongue along his array? He’s a mess instantly.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
He can go however you like until he’s close to an overload. Once he reaches a certain level he’s fucking into you like the desperate mech he is.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Quickies are fine with him! He’s happy to have you anytime, and if you’re in the mood he’s unlikely to turn you down.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
The riskiest he’d probably get is having a little under the bar counter support from you. He’s open to trying new kinks as well, as long as it’s not one where he’s hurting you.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
Oh boy… he can’t last very long. However, he makes up for it by being ready to go in less than five minutes. He’s super sensitive (especially his valve) so it doesn’t take much to get him to overload. He can handle up to 4 or 5 rounds if you’re the one getting spiked, but much more if he’s the one getting pounded.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
He has a few of the basic toys. A spikesleeve, dildo, and an aft plug. He loves using toys on you and on himself! Truly drives him wild when you fuck him with an xl false spike. He’s also down to mess around with spike modifications.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Once this mech realizes he has an effect on you, he’s never letting you have a moment of peace. You two get into teasing battles until one of you (usually Swerve let’s be honest) gets too impatient and drags the other to the back room.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Vocal AND noisy. He’s nonstop rambling into your body as you two go at it. Sometimes it’s gibberish, sometimes is cybertronian, sometimes it’s a mix of both. If he’s unable to speak for whatever reason, you better believe that mech is whimpering like a lost puppy. He’s practically screaming your name when he overloads, his engine revving and his vents puffing steam. Has gotten multiple noise complaints.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
Sucker for valve overstimulation. His valve is so plush and sensitive that it doesn’t take much for him to overload through it. Work him through more and more intense overloads and he can reach double digits before he taps out.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
His cybertronian spike is a little shorter than the average minibot’s but it’s also hella thick. Mostly white but with a red underside and tip. Blue biolights run up the sides of the shaft.
For his human holoform it’s about the same but with human proportions. Uncut 5in dick but girthy as hell. Also someone play with his holoform’s pecs. They’re sensitive as hell and playing with his nipples will get him squirming.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
This mech yearns crazystyle. Any moment to himself he’s thinking about you. Even if it starts out innocent, it’s not long before his processor wanders to the feel of your lips against his plating and- whoops he’s hard.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
After you and him are all nice and clean and he’s doubly sure you’re content, he’s passing the fuck out. All he needs is you happy by his side and he can fall into a much needed recharge.
