#five incorrect quote

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diego: who ate all the powdered donuts

allison, staring at klaus: i think i might have an idea

klaus, covered in white powder: it wasn't me!

diego: you're literally covered in the powder!

klaus: .... it's cocaine

~ Later ~

diego: oh, the donuts were in the fridge.

diego:

diego:

diego: KLAUS

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*debating*

luther: *finishes argument*

reginald: your turn, number two.

diego: yeah, so everything he just said is bullshit

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allison: i don't dress to impress. i dress to depress. i want to look so good people hate themselves.

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allison: i think luther is in trouble.

diego: alright. struggling to give a fuck, if i'm being honest.

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klaus, quietly: spooky scary skeletons send shivers down your spine

five:

klaus, steadily building volume: shrieking skulls will shock your soul, seal your doom tonight

five:

klaus, screaming at the top of his lungs: SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS SPEAK WITH SUCH A SCREECH YOU'LL SHAKE AND SHUDDER IN SURPRISE WHEN YOU HEAR THESE ZOMBIES SHRI-

five: SHUT THE FUCK UP

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diego: mama might've raised an emotionally awkward man-child with self-esteem issues, but she dIDN'T RAISE NO QUITTER

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ben: is there a word that a mix between sad and mad?

five: malcontented, disgruntled, miserable-

klaus: SMAD

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grace: when you answer the phone, what do you say

diego: what up?

klaus: who dis be?

five: no, he's dead. this is his son.