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|| yA GIRL IS BACK AND READY TO RUMBLEEEE || belle || bi || minor, keep it pg please || she/her || also @fiive-hargreeves ||

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I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT ANY CLEARER. DO NOT FOLLOW ME IF YOU SHIP ANY OF THE SIBLINGS. DON'T INTERACT WITH ME OR MY POSTS.

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klaus: i am covered in blood for sexy reasons

klaus: also, i just got stabbed

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allison, holding up an unlabeled bottle: is this whiskey or perfume?

klaus: lemme see

klaus: *takes the bottle and chugs it*

klaus: it's perfume

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allison: i know we don't get along, but i got you this bath bomb as a peace offering. whenever you feel stressed, just run yourself a bath and throw this in. i promise, all your worries will be gone in seconds

leonard, opening the package: this is a toaster

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allison: do you take constructive criticism?

klaus: not without crying

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luther: how would you rate your pain?

klaus: 0/10.

luther: how- your arm is literally going the wrong way-

klaus: as in 0/10 would not recommend

luther:

klaus: very not gucci, does not slap, no thanks

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allison: you're like school in july

leonard:

allison: no class

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diego: patch talks in her sleep sometimes. it's adorable

patch, sleeping: fight me... you motherfucker... square up... i think the fuck not

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diego: your existence is confusing

klaus: how?

diego: your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me

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klaus: things i want- snuggles

also klaus: things i receive- struggles

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allison: i don't dress to impress. i dress to depress. i want to look so good people hate themselves.

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klaus, quietly: spooky scary skeletons send shivers down your spine

five:

klaus, steadily building volume: shrieking skulls will shock your soul, seal your doom tonight

five:

klaus, screaming at the top of his lungs: SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS SPEAK WITH SUCH A SCREECH YOU'LL SHAKE AND SHUDDER IN SURPRISE WHEN YOU HEAR THESE ZOMBIES SHRI-

five: SHUT THE FUCK UP

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ben: is there a word that a mix between sad and mad?

five: malcontented, disgruntled, miserable-

klaus: SMAD

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*debating*

luther: *finishes argument*

reginald: your turn, number two.

diego: yeah, so everything he just said is bullshit

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grace: when you answer the phone, what do you say

diego: what up?

klaus: who dis be?

five: no, he's dead. this is his son.

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allison: i think luther is in trouble.

diego: alright. struggling to give a fuck, if i'm being honest.

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