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I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT ANY CLEARER. DO NOT FOLLOW ME IF YOU SHIP ANY OF THE SIBLINGS. DON'T INTERACT WITH ME OR MY POSTS.

#fucking disgisting ass incest-shipping ass bitches #don't interact!!!

klaus: i am covered in blood for sexy reasons

klaus: also, i just got stabbed

allison, holding up an unlabeled bottle: is this whiskey or perfume?

klaus: lemme see

klaus: *takes the bottle and chugs it*

klaus: it's perfume

allison: i know we don't get along, but i got you this bath bomb as a peace offering. whenever you feel stressed, just run yourself a bath and throw this in. i promise, all your worries will be gone in seconds

leonard, opening the package: this is a toaster

allison: do you take constructive criticism?

klaus: not without crying

luther: how would you rate your pain?

klaus: 0/10.

luther: how- your arm is literally going the wrong way-

klaus: as in 0/10 would not recommend

luther:

klaus: very not gucci, does not slap, no thanks

allison: you're like school in july

leonard:

allison: no class

diego: patch talks in her sleep sometimes. it's adorable

patch, sleeping: fight me... you motherfucker... square up... i think the fuck not

diego: your existence is confusing

klaus: how?

diego: your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me

klaus: things i want- snuggles

also klaus: things i receive- struggles

allison: i don't dress to impress. i dress to depress. i want to look so good people hate themselves.

klaus, quietly: spooky scary skeletons send shivers down your spine

five:

klaus, steadily building volume: shrieking skulls will shock your soul, seal your doom tonight

five:

klaus, screaming at the top of his lungs: SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS SPEAK WITH SUCH A SCREECH YOU'LL SHAKE AND SHUDDER IN SURPRISE WHEN YOU HEAR THESE ZOMBIES SHRI-

five: SHUT THE FUCK UP