I pretty much just have a HBOnatural storyline running through my brain at all times now.
+ it starts out as wincest and ends destiel
+ Sam has a scar on his cheek from the fire
+ Dean has “your name” tattooed on his ass and wins an astounding amount of money by telling people “i have your name tattooed on my ass” and coaxes them into betting him to drop his pants. He gets hit only about 20% of the time.
+ SO much recreational drug use. Dean’s a speed freak but has pot plants hidden in nearly every national forest in the lower 48. Sam will roll with Dean on his birthday but otherwise sticks to pot or coke if someone offers. And the demon blood later of course. Dean flirts with Heroin after Hell but Cas puts the literal fear of God into him.
+ Oh Cas is T. E. R. R. I. F. Y. I. N. G. like sure he’s in a human vessel but he gives everyone the creeps as if they can sense he is other somehow. He kills people indiscriminately at first. Like a waitress comes to ask for their drink order and he smites her for interrupting. Dean is half horrified half annoyed like WILL YOU QUIT MIRDERING EVERYOME THAT TRIES TO TALK TO ME WHILE YOURE TALKING TO ME??? (Which should have been his first clue honestly but even HBO dean is dense at first)
+Dean gets used to Cas quick mainly because of the bond but also because Castiel starts actively working at not freaking him out at some point. Until Dean pisses him off and the wings come out.
+ Dean fucks every woman he possibly can because he may have a minor sex addiction (really he’s just touch starved) and it annoys the hell outta Sam in the early days. Especially when he brings them back to the room and essentially forces Sam to watch. He quits for the most part after Cas arrives because Cas just keeps killing them afterward.
There’s more that i can’t think of right now but i really wish work would calm the fuck down so i had some bandwidth to work on any of my WIPs and stop thinking about this bullshit.
