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[moonyswarmsweaters]

A prank going wrong

Remus: You know when grown-ups tell you everything's going to be fine, and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better?

Sirius: Yes.

Remus: Everything's going to be fine.

[incorrect-esmp-quotes]

*Fwhip after winning Uno* “Great kindness can come after such cruelty”

Gem:

1. That’s not how UNO works

2. Im gonna kick your butt!”

.

[incorrect-guilty-gear]

Sol: You shouldn’t insult people who are bigger than you.

Ramlethal: Then I wouldn’t get to insult anyone!

[incorrectzarimanquotes]

Cavalero: Any extreme sport you’ve tried?

The Operator: Doing my homework while my teacher is collecting it.

[headcans-oneshots-and-stuff]

Y/N, raising her fists: Fight me Damian, standing behind her, shaking his head, holding a knife: [mouths] do not

[slayerscake]

Fjord: If you found out that you only had one day left to live, what would you do with it.

Caduceus: Say goodbye and mend my relationships.

Beau: Something illegal.

Caleb: Accept my fate.

Jester: I would message ten people saying that if they don't forward the message to ten other people, I would die tomorrow.

Fjord: What?

Beau: That's fucking awesome. Can I change my answer?

[tmntxxxx]

April: Yeah there's four of them and only one of me, but I have a lighter, okay, we get some hair spray, make some flame throwers, let's fry these bitches!

Splinter: No one is frying any bitches-

Draxum: Wait, let her finish.

[loving-ricciardo]

*after Maxiel have their first baby* 

Lando: So, is the baby awake yet? 

Max: Oh, no. It’s still nap time, but he will be awake soon.

Lando: Ah, and where is Dan?

Max: I said that it’s still nap time.