Skye's Origin: Incorrect Quotes (I)
Skye: Dad won’t come out of his room Flambae: Just tell him I said something Skye: Like what? Flambae: Anything factually incorrect Skye, shrugging: If you say so Robert, arriving moments later: Did you just say the sun is a fucking PLANET?
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Skye: Look, Padar! It's the good Kush! Flambae: It's the dollar store; how good can it be?
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Skye, holding out a cookie for Robert: Look! This one's a heart, that’s how I feel about you! Robert: *Tearing up* Skye, holding out another cookie for Flambae: This ones like Michigan, that’s how I feel about you! Flambae, throwing his hands in the air: What the fuck does that mean?!
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Robert: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait. Skye: You and me! Robert: *choked up* Ok.
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Skye: Which movie are you and Dad going to see tonight? Flambae: Oh, I always go to whichever movie Robert wants Skye: Which one does he want to see? Flambae: I haven't decided yet
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Robert: Why are there little handprints all over the walls? Flambae, whispering: Why are there little handprints all over the walls? Skye, whispering: Because I have little hands. Flambae: Because she has little hands.
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Flambae: I ran into Skye in the kitchen at 1 AM last night and when I asked her what they were doing, she just shrugged, said “these are my roaming hours,” and wandered off, strumming vaguely on her guitar
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Robert: What did you two do? Skye: Flambae: Robert: You’re not in trouble; I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.








