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[fireflowerstarter]

You are doomed to an ace attorney flavored fate.

WHY DID KRISTOPHER GAVIN HAVE TO WORK HERE NOW?????

[fireflowerstarter]

I-I’m sorry we got off on the wrong foot…

I saw your phone when I was passed from the bosses office

N-NOT THAT I WAS TRYING TOO INTRUDE

I-I’ve been jittery after… r-recent events… and happened to see it

O-once again sorry for scaring you.

[ @raymondggj ]

Nah it's chill, I tend to play up how I'm feeling sometimes here. Tis just a bit of hyperbole for some humor. You do look like Kristopher Gavin from Ace Attorney however which is kinda funny to me.

[fireflowerstarter]

I’m sure your boss is doing just fine!

[ @aarielss ]

Why is there an evil pope in my inbox? And why do you care enough about my boss's mental health to send an ask about it?

[fireflowerstarter]

I’m so hungry I could eat Leo Whitefang

Why am I getting asks about the Second King of Illyria?

[fireflowerstarter]

Greetings have you seen my gf s ko anywhere around here

@zappayourlocalghostexpert

Your girlfriend is the weirdo who was roleplaying in my post? I don't think I've seen anyone who would around here sorry. Just kinda enjoying my off day from work playing video games rn

[fireflowerstarter]

Shows you my badge 🪙

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LAWYER!

[fireflowerstarter]

Good luck on your accident date, may the odds ever be in your favor.

THANKS I'LL NEED IT BECAUSE HOWWWWWWW DID I MANAGE THIS?! I DIDN'T THINK I HAD CRINGEFAIL SWAG

[fireflowerstarter]

Why do you even care about your boss enough to suggest that?

I couldn't answer that question for the life of me I'm just as confused as you anon