#flexes

[theholoassistant]

flexes on you guys /jk

I'm Igor's 1# fan holy schmoly🥹🥹💖💖anyways bye bye I go sleep. Maybe a new rant coming soon???? idk

(picture above this text made my my friend)

[fanboyzuko]

im a fucking BEAST today~~~ ive written 6.4k this afternoon and planning to get back to it after a dinner break >D

[sweet-dottie-dan-dan]

⚠️TW: Nosebleed⚠️

🥰Lord Kallous Flexing His Arm to Me💪

This one is made by @lacocoloca25 as an art trade💖

Lord Kallous is too hot, beautiful, sexy and cute when he flexes his arm🥰💕😍🩷💪🩷❤️‍🔥💀

[disastercomingfaster]

Facts about me that I consider flexes, but if said on a first date would probably be turn offs

- I used to drink over 800 mg of caffeine a day (do not do this)

- I have a fanfiction with over 100,000 views

-I needed to have my doctor write a note to prove I was sane enough to work a job

-I can swallow and have swallowed double a batteries (don’t try it tho, I had to get them removed and could have died)

-I can rap a lot of the Epic Rap Battles of History by heart

-I’ve been in a mental hospital 20+ times (don’t try this tho)

-I was a child actor (not a big one but like I got paid)

-I can rap all of Adam and Andrew’s “Emo Kid”

-my old tumblr had over 4,000 followers

-I was an emo kid

-I was acknowledged on tumblr by two you tubers (Dan Howell and grace Helbig)

Again, I find these cool but...probably not first date material (okay maybe some of them are not cool and actually dangerous but you get what I mean)

[themoonis-beautiful-tonight]

i don’t care how big is your flex.

MY flex is to recognise who’s Fred and who’s George.

[apocalypsegay]

34 years of armor references later.........

thank u bryce @yuuzhanbong so much for commissioning this handsome wrinkle bastard 😤😤😤 it’s honestly rly fun to try my hand at stuff that’s completely out of my comfort zone!!

[bonetree]