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Nezha: *very excited to see Wukong after work* *runs over for a hug*
SWK: Wait! Nezhie, no! I-
Nezha: *hugs Wukong tightly*
SWK: *absolutely rips ass*
Nezha: *starts gagging at the smell* *puts Wukong down* *goes to open a window*
SWK: In my defense, I did try to warn you.
Nezha: *disgusted* No, yeah, that was my bad. *gags*
Should I make a FloaPS: Incorrect(ish) Quotes blog?
Yes
No
I can come up with a million quotes that are canon to FloaPS, but can't fit into a chapter. Either the conversation already happened and no longer makes sense to put in future chapters, or I just can't write my way into the characters saying it.
It would also allow for others to ask/suggest things the characters might have said and allow me to make it canon.
@istopaskingmemate @weaverpop @ainnur @poisonblob @cutvdo @vivyainou
SWK: I have put evaporated milk and powdered milk into the milk to make ✨️Milk³™️✨️!
Muzha: ...Your spouse is crazy.
Nezha: ...
Nezha: Can I have some?
Muzha: Dude!
Nezha: Mushroom! Mushroom! Wake up!
SWK: *annoyed* What is it?
Nezha: I have something to tell you!
SWK: Did someone set our yard on fire again?
Nezha: No.
SWK: Then what is it?
Nezha: There's a new Pokémon game coming out soon.
SWK: ... You woke me up from my mandatory afternoon nap for that?
Nezha: I'm sorry, I was just so excited to tell you. I really like Pokémon. Sorry.
SWK: *groans* What are the starters?
Nezha: :D!!!!
(At the Celestial Army's Mess Hall)
Liang: So, Nezha, what's your favorite gym?
Nezha: *wasn't paying attention to the conversation* Uh... If I had to choose, I usually end up liking the Water Type gyms. They usually have unique set ups and double battling. I like double battling.
Yi Min: ... Are you talking about Pokémon?
Nezha: ... Are you not?
Pekoe: We meant the real-life gyms, Nezha!
Nezha: Oh! Yeah, I just train in my backyard.
Liang: -_- Dude.
Chapter 158 be like:
This is Nezha:
Nezha likes his personal life.
This is Li Jing:
Li Jing also likes Nezha's personal life.
TW: mentions of unhealthy beauty standards, abuse,
SWK: And then those ladies commented on my stretch marks saying they know "a way to get rid of them and get rid of all of my 'extra fat' at the same time"! Can you believe them? I seriously can't understand Celestial beauty standards.
Nezha: ...
SWK: Nezhie?
Nezha: *getting visibly angry*
SWK: Nezha?
Nezha: I'm going to go show those ladies a trick I learned from my father.
SWK: Nezha, no!
Nezha: No one judges my wife like that!
TW: racism,
Random Celestial: And to have that Demon Ape in your home-!
Nezha: *calmly* He is not a demon, and he is not an ape, he is a monkey. If you're going to be racist, at least get his race right.
SWK: Darling, the incompetent barely know their butts from their mouths, let alone the difference between a monkey and an ape. Save your breath, this one isn't worth the oxygen.
RC: *jaw drops*
