#florida zombies

[yourfriendlypyrovampire]

What the actual.... You know what?

[folieadance]

Hey, I just met you

And this is crazy

'Cause I'm on bathsalts

Your face is tasty

[mykectown]

This is what happens when birds fuck with bath salts.

[zombieupdate2k12-blog]

Ohhh, Florida. Just when we think we're in the clear and everyone has stopped making fun of us for having the Miami zombie, you go and do something like this. According to a local St. Augustine news station, a naked man (seems to be a trend...) went on a rampage and ended up biting a man's stomach, ripping out a chunk of flesh. Check out the story and see for yourself! 

Excerpt:

"Police officers said they tried to restrain Haughee as he kicked, spit on and tried to bite the officers. The officer used a Taser on Haughee and after five seconds, the report said he stood up and fell or dove over a railing on the porch, hitting his head on the concrete. When he stood up, officers shocked him again. Haughee continued to struggle, biting and spitting on the officers, according to the report."

P.S. The best part about this story is that police arrested him, and then LET HIM OUT! Apparently zombies are allowed to be bailed out too. 

[godzillas]

Shia LaBeouf is one of my new heroes now.

[betwixtyiff]

Guys seriously calm down about the zombies in Florida. Everyone knows they won't survive, old people in Florida are all skin and bones

[lunacatkitty-blog]

For once...

I'm happy to live in South Dakota.

Why?

Because in Florida there's a zombie outbreak or some shit, and if there is ever a real outbreak... People here can hunt, and we can just shoot their asses.

[lianneyy]

So anyone else heard about the Zombie Apocalypse that's happening in Florida?

Well, I can honestly say that me and all my friends are thoroughly ready for when it hits England, and we probably all shouldn't have spent hours looking into it today when we were meant to be revising for our science exam..