Hey it's your boy Zib! It has come to my attention thay you admire me and make fan fiction of me. This shows you are a woman of culture far more intelligent than the rest of the sheep who refuse to open their eyes. The world's greatest Dib will be at your door as soon as I finish my teleporter and you can continue to bask in my greatness.
(Fluster ask game)
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