#fml!

[willmackism]

veleno flopping the line change….. causing the most embarrassing penalty of hockey. imo

[baycitystygian]

ordered myself a little treat and it came in the mail today, it was a dress that reminded me of Cass Elliot and I was so excited to try it on but the shoulders are so narrow that I can't put it on 😭it was gonna be SO cute too 😭😭

[theskirtisdior]

fuck my fucking life I know I scared u off... I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry...

[siriuslylantsov]

how the fuck am i supposed to talk to moots without sounding over eager. i lowk am. but lets not talk about that.

[thehappysmiler]

now that im scrolling my phone at home this is all that shows up in the for you page.

[flamingpen18]

Jackass Whisperer

Why am I the one stuck trying to get 2 clueless imbeciles to acknowledge that they were both in the wrong? I am not getting paid for this.

I want the crap to stop. My youngest is a about ready to leave cus she's had it. I will take my kids over everyone anytime.

@helly-watermelonsmellinfellon we need a new place to live. Snookie has people spying on us and it's creepy.

[iwasjustdrinking]

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[zorelkaradanvers]

DAMMIT! My Brother just had a Caribbean Destination Wedding. And I’m stuck in Paradise with The Sun, The Beach, The Moon & The Stars, but NO VPN to watch my DVR recording of the Season 6B premiere…