The meeting room is a place of humour and freinds. It’s a place of kind souls, even if they do have their flaws They’re all good people…
At least that’s what the demons thought. That these mortals that have treated them so kindly and with patience are innocent and wise.
But
There was a time.
Long before any god, any Lucifer, or any jokes or fun. Violence rained. Filled the heart and soul and war still lead the minds of every AU that came. Conquest and genocide. The way of the people. Savagery.
The AUs weren’t always patient. And they weren’t always tired and tolerant of one another.
But the demons didn’t know that… or need to. Every history should be left to rot…
But sometimes?
It can’t help but remain as a stink.
Especially when a new strange portal opens up in the meeting room. Shining blood red and showing the symbol of a peacock, a rat and a snake all biting each other’s tails and clawing.
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The demons who had all gotten comfortable with the lives they had been rebuilding look to the portal warily. 🍲"Th-that looks... v-very violent..."🪰
Beelzebub mumbles.
Lucifer gets up from where he was hanging out with some new bitty lambttens, handing them to void malak as he takes a closer look at the portal. "...juuuuuuust when things were starting to look up-"
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐒 wrath has echoed through the multiverse for some time now. It has ruined the lives of many, and altered the demons lives course even further then their father even could. Changed them in ways that they’d never imagine. They would never be the same due to this twisted creature that they still do not understand.
Times have gotten worse, but silent and somehow that’s worse. She has not appeared in months, the only sign of her existence being the great snow that befel them. She has been radio silent since she consumed her sister.
The aus feel somewhat safe now. With the new gods, and the health of the demons nothing could possibly go wrong.
Till one day… the meeting room rumbles. The aus wail loudly, a primal fear echoing within them as they scramble together, clinging to weapons as they await the inevitable…
The death
The end.
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The demons immediately go on guard the moment they sense something is deeply wrong, rushing back to meeting room to put themselves in front of the aus as living shields as they usually do. "WHAT'S HAPPENING?!"
The baby is already chaos. He does not need gods to make him worse.
But he would literally fall ONTO chaos. Most likely some poor daemon or cultist's head.
Here is how he would make himself everyone's problem. (Mercy to the chaos gods that don't get him though, he a powerful baby-)
Slaanesh
Starting off easy, Slaanesh.
Little lucifer would be tempted so easily by slaanesh, it would be depressing
He would sell his soul in a heartbeat for a corn chip
He wouldn't even know what corn or a chip is. The fact that they are new words to him would entice him.
If he joins slaanesh, he would be easily entertained and pleasured.
Daemonettes would essentially be doing that one tiktok trend of showing your pet things they haven't seen before, and he'd lose his freaking MIND-
Examples of things he has never seen before: the corn chip he sold his soul for, painted walls, paintings that aren't of his father, grass, dirt, slightly different dirt than the previous patch of dirt, floor tiles, paint on the wall that is drying, genuine praise, another slightly different patch of dirt, the inside of a torture chamber, more dirt, etc.
It would probably be deeply concerning with how easily entertained he is. Lucifer was heavily neglected in his first stages of existence, and doesn't see a lot of color despite being the archangel of art.
If not for a corn chip, he would turn to slaanesh for a box of crayons
He is still extremely brand new to life, he just has the awareness to enjoy it.
So while his fellow slaanesh worshippers would be practically destroying themselves with their own depravity, he would be stuck far behinds for eons
He would watch paint dry, getting excited as the paint slowly changes color slightly as it loses it's wet shine.
Or he would play with different types of dirt, feeling the different textures under his nails, watching in pure fascination as the soil clings to the oils in his skin
The entire time, in these boring tasks, he would be feeling concerning amounts of pleasure. I say concerning, because one probably shouldn't be in the throughs of ecstasy because of a dandelion growing out of the sidewalk, or because a bird flew differently that day.
Slaanesh is also a perfect fit because lucifer would probably get genuine praise for his art (even if he doesn't use blood of the innocent as paint, or human skin as a canvas)
His father burns his paintings for not being good enough for him, despite being genuinely PERFECT. Everytime his father burns his paintings, he chokes a little, because he wasn't created to know what crying is, or the fact that's what he wants to do when his work is destroyed.
He would be the simplest creature under slaanesh's control, so easily pushed over the edge, so easily overjoyed it would be... kinda sad.
He would believe everything he's told, if given good enough "proof" by the "friends" he would make. He would let his love overflow for each and every single daemon and cultist he meets, trying to know everyone like a puppy that doesn't know he's lost. He's so easy to trick, to manipulate, to shape... That it wouldn't be enjoyable in the end.
He's depressingly happy.
Because how can you not be overjoyed and enthralled by everything, if you aren't allowed to have anything...?
Khorne
AAAAAAAND in the other direction, he would still like Khorne.
He would recognize the word "war" because that's what his twin, Michael, is the archangel of
He would pester some poor bloodletters and bloodthirsters like no tomorrow, asking as many questions as he can about war
bless his heart, he doesn't know what anger really is-
He would ask the daemons of khorne about their sons, because he'd think that anger is only an emotion that fathers can feel-
He would defiantly get stabbed a LOT, but pain does not equal bad in his single celled organism of a brain, unless it is caused by his father, and even then, he's told first that he's done something terrible.
The poor daemons and cultists of khorne would have to learn how to use their words for this stupid kid-
He would be concerningly excited about bleeding though, if he does get hurt. He doesn't know what the golden liquid in his veins are, or the funny feeling that accompanies it when it flows.
Khorne and everyone related to him him would NOT like this poor kid though.
He would be surprisingly good in combat. Just mention the "art" of war, and he is completely down for learning to fight.
He would shout "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE" with the same enthusiasm as what he would really want to say: "LOOKIE MR. KHORNE, I'M DOING THE WAR STUFFS :DDD"
Bless his heart...
He would try to become the strongest warrior, not for honor, but for the validation. The baby is willing to commit atrocities, if it means he gets a little bit of praise.
He wouldn't even want a power boost from khorne for his hard work, a thumbs up, and he's satisfied. That's more than his dad would give him!
But after a while, I could see him taking war a little more seriously, after learning how to do the whole anger thing.
Once he learns how to be mad, he'd be pissed at his god for making him the way he is, and for neglecting all of his creations for the sake of his purity.
Honestly, if he did worship Khorne, he would probably change his fate completely, as the whole reason why he fell from grace, was because he thought wars were only won if you were the good guy. No other reason. Under khorne, he would know a bit better.
And if corruption properly took hold? Lucifer would make Khorne shit on his skull throne, by gifting his father's skull: the skull of a 4D being.
He would have to be HEAVILY corrupted though, if he were ever to kill his father. He is still a baby, and a part of him still feels obligated to love his father. But Khorne would defiantly be a better, more validating father figure than Jehovah (though the bar is extremely low. Everyone is a better father figure for this child than Jehovah-)
All it would take is a little chaos corruption, and a lot of false love.
Nurgle
Speaking of love, lucifer would have a complicated relationship with nurgle.
He wouldn't know what a bad smell is, so he wouldn't be too affected there. Sure, his eyes would water, but does he know why his body is doing that?
no.
He would ADORE all of nurgle's creations though, especially the more jovial and playful ones.
He would gladly consume whatever disease he has to, just to have new playmates.
He would probably become a test subject to Ku'gath willingly too, both to play with the nurglings, and for the empathy he would have for the daemon's plight, with wanting to make something perfect for his god.
Ku'gath would probably end up making the disease he wants with the help of lucifer, and then some. The chaos gods, from my understanding, are not 4D. So, a disease that could make a 4th dimensional baby sick? That would oneshot a god-
After being corrupted though, could see him being a little flinchy. after all, the people who love you, will hit you from time to time, because you did something wrong, even if you don't know what you did!
...right?
Tzeentch
Okay, someone save tzeentch-
someone please take this child away, for both of their safeties-
He would be at home with Tzeentch, for the same reason he would be at home with slaanesh: he is so painfully new to the world.
Why would that be a problem?
He is a being technically above Tzeentch, able to open wormholes willy-nilly, with a lot of untapped potential.
If Tzeentch tries to capitalize on this baby's power, he would learn things he shouldn't.
If he could convince lucifer to go outside of time to see fate (which is something he can do, he just doesn't care for it-) Tzeentch would learn about unchangeable fates.
With the 4th dimension, whatever is seen, has already happened. You can't change that fate. Sure, there are different timelines and what not, but the clearest thing to see in time, are things fated to happen.
Lucifer could not only predict the death of chaos, he could give the exact day, month, year, and hour of when it will come to pass.
...and this child's only price for that would be a library book-
As a 4D being, he would be able to give the most accurate reading of fates, and Tzeentch would have to take that into account.
Lucifer would be the only person "immune" to tzeentch fuckery, and that would just be because if Tzeentch ever had plans to betray this kid, Lucifer would be able to see it
He is also very good at sneaking around, he sneaks out of heaven all the time.
You'd think he's just good at it because his father is neglectful, and you're half right. But his father is 4D too. This baby can somehow escape his father's gaze throughout any plane, and he is oblivious to how he can do it.
He would probably be able to sneak up on Tzeentch himself, and give the poor thing the warp equivalent of a heart attack
He could easily be the Lord of Change's greatest asset, or the key to his demise, and it would all fall on how he manipulates this poor angel.
But if he plays his cards right, Lucifer wouldn't care that he is technically higher than chaos...
after all, he wants people to play with, and validation for his existence. He was already a child created to be a tool. The best way to ensure his loyalty, is to use him gently...
Final notes
If lucifer turned to chaos, the safest bet for all the chaos gods would be to adopt him as an undivided daemon prince.
He could pester them all equally, and would never demand power out of arrogance, like other daemons would.
He just would want them to care, to be proud of him. He would earn their validations like he would need them to breathe.
He would be a very naive daemon too. Even with all the chaos corruption, I could still see him holding onto his true personality for a good few billion years. So no daemon would be safe from cuddles, info dumps, rambling, or strange questions until he starts to mature.
Good news for chaos and bad news for everyone else: Lucifer is a buy one, get 166,248,253 free! That's how many angels were going to fall with him in the first place, and falling to chaos instead of from grace, would allow them to keep a lot of their power.
Some would be more loyal to one chaos god than the others, but they would remain loyal to each other.
Honestly, under chaos, they would have a safer, more loving home, with better gods that would care about them more than their own father.
Clown doug is basically doug but he turns into this jester/clown whenever he’s upset. whenever he is the clown he Is VERY unstable mentally and it’s hard to tell if he’s going to wreak havoc we’re just joke around/mess around. He follows clown logic when he’s the jester too so he can probably pull a whole nuke out of his hat. But he probably won’t because according to the mentally unstable extremely psychotic juster: “that wouldn’t be too funny”
(He also is the embodiment of joy, laughter, but also mischief…)
5/10 I’m not really sure tbh I just know that he will be probably extremely difficult to kill if they don’t just disintegrate him. He will be just a normal person when he’s not a psychotic clown though so that makes him even easier to kill
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This jack has been sitting in the box for a little too long. Going to have to use some new factions bouncing in my brain for this.
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He would feel at home here. This place is literally called in the Endodorian tongue of Endython "circusCity." Everyone here works on clown logic too, and are equally "unstable" by what a normal society would consider. Thankfully, endodorians do not have the same rules as normal societies, so their backwards clown logic is just seen as clowns being clowns.
They wouldn't bat an eye at him, someone will swing down from a trapeze, scoop him up, and ask where he's from, and what his favorite pie is before pieing him in friendly greeting. That or he'd get free ice cream with as many scoops as he wants.
The Barbarians
The barbarians are what people call Jiralhanae in this AU (and yes, for anyone in the halo Fandom, I added them to my undertale x fnaf au, it makes sending when I explain it-). The reason why they're called barbarians isn't because they find them barbaric, it's because of DND: passionate loveable people who just so happen to go on murderous rampages when they get upset.
He probably wouldn't survive them, since everyone in the Endodorian Empire gets a strength, magic, and charisma buff right off the bat of eating their food. The strength ratios stay relatively the same, so a human being able to topple a mountain with ease, means these guys can take down a whole range with a punch-
While they're a bit more patient than their halo counterparts, being raised more gently by the Endodorians, prioritizing conversation over battle, doesn't mean they aren't still EXTREMELY irritable. They would tolerate him, as long as he doesn't overstep too many boundaries. If he annoys them once too many times, and they have made it clear that they're getting pissed, they might try and hit him with a warning shot, which would kill him via heart attack since they would make a crater to warn him, "HEY- shut the fuck up, before your face matches the ground."
They might get subjugated to clownery bullshit because of this, but he'd almost always be in the wrong if they get to this point. Everyone HATES disappointing the Endodorians, and nothing disappoints the Endodorians more than violence that isn't fun for everyone, or isn't protecting people. If you're not playing rough, or protecting the innocent, there isn't any reason to let your anger turn to violence. They would need to be pushed to their most basic instincts with how pissed they'd need to be. At that point, if he gets his ass beat or killed, it's on him.
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Oh they'd HATE him. While they respect clown logic, they respect it at a distance. These guys are a bunch of scholars who focus on obtaining as much knowledge about every subject they can, magic and otherwise.
If he finds it funny to prank them while in the middle of their work, it's going to take prayers to every God to keep themselves from losing their crap. They already have to deal with every other faction that seems to have lost their self preservation skills, they do NOT need to deal with clown pranks on top of that-
Their patience is already thin from being the only technically "sane" people in the Endodorian kingdom, so he'd need to be careful to not piss them off to the point of using spells from one of these bad boys:
