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|IF YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE MY ART PLEASE REBLOG AS WELL! IT HELPS MY ART SPREAD AND KEEPS ME MOTIVATED TO KEEP DRAWING|I post random shit and repost other peoples random shit at random times| #fnaftale and #not fnaftale are my art tags| [he/they]| triggers: Christianity, cults, mentions of churches (thought I'd put this bc of a panic attack I had)| please call me Micheal, because my mom refuses to refer to me with the name I prefer qwq| ask me about my aus for the love of god-| logged in November 28 2020

[glitterdragonthegreatprotector]

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[glitterdragonthegreatprotector]

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[glitterdragonthegreatprotector]

Random midnight art, for my BIRTHDAY!

Haven't been posting a lot, or working on a lot of things other than RPs and stuff with my friends. Been struggling to work on fnaftale or other au stuff, but maybe I'll post more about it in the future? Definitely planning to post a few dark deception things. Especially with how close we're getting to chapter 5.

Time passes really fast, still can't believe it's my birthday again already. Probably won't end up celebrating it until later with my family, but I'll probably end up doing something with my friends when it's morning. The passage of time still trecks on while I don't pay attention-

[sandinthepipes]

Imagine being a normal regular normal eridian scientist. And one day rocky saviour of erid, freak of a rock but still saviour so I guess it's ok, comes to you and asks you to find a way to make a better xenotite suit, one that's skintight and soft so that one would be able to feel touch through it, and stretchy too especially in the abdominal opening. And you start to cold sweat because what the fuck. And then rocky saviour of erid say it's for fucking the alien grace. What the fuck. And then Adrian, sweet clever composed respectable citizen, mate of rocky asks for one suit as well.

[animentality]

[glitterdragonthegreatprotector]

@endstar

[evergreen-femme]

had to share this

[wizardshark]

In every way this is set up to be a joke like any other short video, it even uses the trope of main character in a wig to represent their mom, but it isn't funny at all. It's just sweet and nice

[otrebot]

Growing pains

[theholeyness]

[theholeyness]

corrupted

[20thcenturystarlet]

New York City ballet production of Midsummer Nights Dream

[thepeelingrenoir]

The fact this isn't a painting is a testament to one of the greatest feats of set design and production I've ever seen.

[thepeelingrenoir]

My god just look at this! The lighting, set design, photography... I've just never seen anything like it.

[sisaloofafump]

This is from 1966 and you can see over a hundred photos on the NYPL digital collections website. It is absolutely gorgeous. These are just a few of my favourites.

Plus Puck's face here:

[scorpio-system]

AAA video game publisher voice: "Look. The goose layed a golden egg, and that's nice! Everyone loved that egg. But keeping the golden goose means paying for bird feed and I don't want to, so I killed the goose."

[vanshira]

#‘that goose keeps laying golden eggs. that’s stagnation. I’m going to kill it and go look for a goose that lays diamond eggs’#‘that goose normally lays golden eggs but this time it laid a silver egg. I’m going to kill it because even though I can still make good#money with that it’s not as good as a golden egg’#‘that golden egg laying goose only lays an egg once a day instead of constantly shitting them out. I don’t care that golden eggs take time#if they’re not constant the goose is worthless to me’

@thebaldursmouthgazette y u leave all the good stuff in the tags

[prokopetz]

One of my favourite bits of media history trivia is that back in the Elizabethan period, people used to publish unauthorised copies of plays by sending someone who was good with shorthand to discretely write down all of the play's dialogue while they watched it, then reconstructing the play by combining those notes with audience interviews to recover the stage directions; in some cases, these unauthorised copies are the only record of a given play that survives to the present day. It's one of my favourites for two reasons:

It demonstrates that piracy has always lay at the heart of media preservation; and

Imagine being the 1603 equivalent of the guy with the cell phone camera in the movie theatre, furtively scribbling down notes in a little book and hoping Shakespeare himself doesn't catch you.

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Thou wouldst not downloadeth a car

[rneliflua]

"shipping and blorbofication are not inherently at odds with understanding a story's deep themes" and "some people can't grasp the themes of a story because they never learned how to engage with stories outside of the lens of shipping and blorbofication" are two statements that can coexist

[rneliflua]

blorbofication to me is when you love a character in such a laser focus way that you somewhat detach them from the narrative from which they are inserted and treat them in a way roughly similar to how you'd treat an oc for which you still have no story and just like to put them in situations just for fun. which there's nothing wrong with btw, it's just that it can easily lead to people forgetting the character engine in a narrative and not just a barbie doll

[antwhim]

Ms. Annette "Aunt" Tenna designs because I'm actually so crazy about her it's not even funny

[glitterdragonthegreatprotector]

@endstar

[neunhofferart]

Nearly pissed myself laughing earlier when I saw this absolute Looney Tunes truck attempting to transport an oversized mattress down the road with only a couple tiny bungee cords holding on for dear life, while it ballooned out behind the truck like a drag racing parachute:

[laropasucia]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I need to admit something to the US Tumblrinas. Philadelphia isn't a place to me. It's a cream cheese. You say "philadelphia" or "philly" and I immediately, and exclusively, think of the cream cheese. "Twelve people die in Philadelphia disaster" wow that must've been a Molasses Flood style event

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

No I trust the Americans, the cheese lovers, and the fans of the molasses flood to find this one on their own.

[tlirsgender]

The tobacco industry makes me so insane to think about. My earliest recorded ancestors were tobacco farmers. Tobacco is a sacred herb to us. White settlers got addicted to nicotine & blamed them for their own abuse of tobacco (but moreover they were pissed about them taking their money) & killed them. Tobacco bioaccumulates toxins in the soil -- they poisoned the land, poisoned the plants, and poison everyone who smokes them. Billion fucking dollar industry to keep people addicted to nicotine to keep making money. Commercially available tobacco is all 1. Poisoned and 2. Owned by colonizers. I can go to the gas station and buy cigarettes back from these ghouls, breathe in plutonium, and feel weird about the ndn man on the carton of american spirits. Doesn't it make you fucking crazy

[tlirsgender]

Like the fucked up carcinogenic chemicals in cigarettes isn't just from being intentionally coated in them it's because the land itself is poisoned and the plants collect it inside of them. Which feels worse to me. Personally

[goldensunset]