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which ghouls do you think would be most into having a partner that cries during sex?

Sometimes, when it comes to these ranking questions, coming up with the categories is harder than doing the actual ranking.

Ranking Ghouls' Feelings on Partners Crying During Sex

Crying only makes them harder; will likely try to make you cry (via pain, overstimulation, humiliation, etc.) on purpose because it turns them on: Ahzrukhal, Desmond Lockheart, Andy Scabb, The Ghoul (but only under certain circumstances where he feels like he has proper control)

Crying doesn't turn them on, but doesn't ruin the mood, either (OR, it does turn them on, but they refuse to acknowledge it): Mister Crowley, Murphy, Harland, Joshua Graham (absolutely fucking loves it and will never admit it), Dean Domino (likes it sometimes, but is generally too self-involved to even notice you're crying), Eddie Winter, Tommy Lonegan, Oswald the Outrageous

Instantly alarmed by any crying, and while it does cool things down, they can be persuaded to keep going: Barrett, Charon, Patchwork, Winthrop, Grecks, Private Kyle Edwards, Edward Deegan, Captain Zao

Only likes it when you cry from overstimulation: Michael Masters, Quinn, Snowflake, Rotface, Ham, John Hancock, Nick Valentine, Gunther Jenkins, Cooper Howard

Crying ruins the mood/takes them out of it: Doctor Barrows, Gob, Roy Phillips, Hadrian, Jason Bright, Raul Tejada, Arlen Glass, Kent Connolly, Vault-Tec Rep, Mort McCoy

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Who would give you uppies?

Another question that gave me a good chuckle.

Ranking Ghouls' Willingness to Give Uppies

Gives uppies freely: Doctor Barrows, Quinn, Snowflake, Hadrian, Kyle Edwards (big PDA fan), Rotface, Arlen Glass, Edward Deegan, Ham (not typically the tallest guy in the room, but he'll lift you over his head he has to), John Hancock (see: Ham), Tommy Lonegan, Oswald the Outrageous, Gunther Jenkins, Mort McCoy, Cooper Howard

Gives uppies on occasion: Ahzrukhal, Barrett, Charon, Gob, Patchwork, Winthrop, Grecks (has to be careful; makes him dizzy), Raul Tejada (would do more often if it weren't for his back...and his knees...), Eddie Winter (can be fairly affectionate if he likes you a lot), Kent Connolly, Nick Valentine (worries about accidentally hurting you with his de-gloved hand), Vault-Tec Rep

Pretends they don't give uppies, but they do: Mister Crowley, Michael Masters, Roy Phillips (secretly a massive sap if he finds himself liking someone enough), Desmond Lockheart, Harland (will do so when he's especially happy to see you, but generally it's too intimate a gesture), Joshua Graham (saves his uppies for after marriage), Captain Zao (but the level of intimacy you'd have to attain with him in order to get him to do it is damn-near insurmountable), The Ghoul

Doesn't give uppies: Murphy (not really tall enough to do so anyway, unless you're very short), Andy Scabb, Jason Bright, Dean Domino