#snowflake fo3

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experimented w some of the stuff i had n made a photo card for charon 🥹

shh yes i know it’s messy

super cute though!! i wish you couldn’t see the outline of the tape. i’ll figure out how to make them look more clean though!!

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which ghouls do you think would be most into having a partner that cries during sex?

Sometimes, when it comes to these ranking questions, coming up with the categories is harder than doing the actual ranking.

Ranking Ghouls' Feelings on Partners Crying During Sex

Crying only makes them harder; will likely try to make you cry (via pain, overstimulation, humiliation, etc.) on purpose because it turns them on: Ahzrukhal, Desmond Lockheart, Andy Scabb, The Ghoul (but only under certain circumstances where he feels like he has proper control)

Crying doesn't turn them on, but doesn't ruin the mood, either (OR, it does turn them on, but they refuse to acknowledge it): Mister Crowley, Murphy, Harland, Joshua Graham (absolutely fucking loves it and will never admit it), Dean Domino (likes it sometimes, but is generally too self-involved to even notice you're crying), Eddie Winter, Tommy Lonegan, Oswald the Outrageous

Instantly alarmed by any crying, and while it does cool things down, they can be persuaded to keep going: Barrett, Charon, Patchwork, Winthrop, Grecks, Private Kyle Edwards, Edward Deegan, Captain Zao

Only likes it when you cry from overstimulation: Michael Masters, Quinn, Snowflake, Rotface, Ham, John Hancock, Nick Valentine, Gunther Jenkins, Cooper Howard

Crying ruins the mood/takes them out of it: Doctor Barrows, Gob, Roy Phillips, Hadrian, Jason Bright, Raul Tejada, Arlen Glass, Kent Connolly, Vault-Tec Rep, Mort McCoy

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GRATS ON DITCHING WALMART ALL MY HOMIES HATEEEEEE THE WALTONS

perchance to see snowflake my beautiful wife snowflake

is this your beautiful wife? from your beautiful house?

also thank uuu, im not quite free yet, but i turn in my 2weeks notice tmr ✌️✌️✌️

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I do not think that's his natural hair color I think Snowflake just dyed it like that for some reason

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Who would give you uppies?

Another question that gave me a good chuckle.

Ranking Ghouls' Willingness to Give Uppies

Gives uppies freely: Doctor Barrows, Quinn, Snowflake, Hadrian, Kyle Edwards (big PDA fan), Rotface, Arlen Glass, Edward Deegan, Ham (not typically the tallest guy in the room, but he'll lift you over his head he has to), John Hancock (see: Ham), Tommy Lonegan, Oswald the Outrageous, Gunther Jenkins, Mort McCoy, Cooper Howard

Gives uppies on occasion: Ahzrukhal, Barrett, Charon, Gob, Patchwork, Winthrop, Grecks (has to be careful; makes him dizzy), Raul Tejada (would do more often if it weren't for his back...and his knees...), Eddie Winter (can be fairly affectionate if he likes you a lot), Kent Connolly, Nick Valentine (worries about accidentally hurting you with his de-gloved hand), Vault-Tec Rep

Pretends they don't give uppies, but they do: Mister Crowley, Michael Masters, Roy Phillips (secretly a massive sap if he finds himself liking someone enough), Desmond Lockheart, Harland (will do so when he's especially happy to see you, but generally it's too intimate a gesture), Joshua Graham (saves his uppies for after marriage), Captain Zao (but the level of intimacy you'd have to attain with him in order to get him to do it is damn-near insurmountable), The Ghoul

Doesn't give uppies: Murphy (not really tall enough to do so anyway, unless you're very short), Andy Scabb, Jason Bright, Dean Domino

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Ghouls opinions on cockwarming?

Some of these ranking questions involve more thinking than I assume is gonna be necessary when I get into them. If you're looking for more thoughts about cockwarming, I wrote about the guys I think would enjoy it the most (and why) here a while back.

Ranking Ghouls' Opinions on Cockwarming

Super into it, wants it as often as you'll allow: Ahzrukhal, Doctor Barrows (likes that he can tease you and still get work done), Charon, Roy Phillips, Patchwork, Winthrop, Grecks, Harland, Dean Domino, Ham

Likes the idea, has never tried it: Gob, Quinn, Murphy, Raul Tejada, Joshua Graham, Tommy Lonegan, Vault-Tec Rep, Gunther Jenkins, Cooper Howard/The Ghoul

Wants to like it more, but lacks the patience to actually do it (just starts fucking the second they're inside you): Snowflake, Hadrian, Kyle Edwards, Edward Deegan, John Hancock, Wiseman, Mort McCoy

Will indulge you if you like it, but overall not that interested: Barrett, Michael Masters, Desmond Lockheart, Rotface

Finds it boring: Mister Crowley, Andy Scabb, Eddie Winter, Oswald the Outrageous

Uncomfortable with the idea or the intimacy it requires: Jason Bright, Arlen Glass, Kent Connolly, Captain Zao

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Who would be okay with having a trans partner? And who would be strongly against it (loser club)

There may or may not be some hot takes sprinkled in here depending on who you are. "Loser club" has now been upgraded from one-time gag to official ranking designation.

Ranking Ghouls' Openness to Dating a Trans Person

Completely indifferent to your gender identity: Doctor Barrows, Charon, Gob, Quinn, Harland, Rotface, Edward Deegan, Ham, John Hancock (let's be so forreal, the odds that this man is transmasc himself are nonzero), Kent Connolly, Cooper Howard

Not overly familiar with the trans identity, but open-minded: Barrett, Winthrop, Grecks, Kyle Edwards, Raul Tejada, Arlen Glass, Gunther Jenkins

Ally-minded, occasionally a bit tone deaf, but well-meaning: Michael Masters, Patchwork, Roy Phillips, Hadrian, Joshua Graham (believes God doesn't make mistakes, but that He does sometimes intentionally give people hardships to test them, so maybe your being trans is just that...though a younger version of him would not have this same clarity), Vault-Tec Rep, Oswald the Outrageous

Low-key chaser (views and treats you as human, but is either ignorant about trans people or their attraction to you comes with less-than-sincere intentions, regardless of their level of awareness): Mister Crowley, Snowflake, Andy Scabb, Tommy Lonegan, Mort McCoy

High-key chaser (straight up fetishization): Ahzrukhal, Dean Domino

Will fuck you/become entangled with you, won't date or claim you: Murphy, Desmond Lockheart, Captain Zao

Loser club: Jason Bright (more about his hangups around dating in general and less about your gender, but your gender isn't not an issue), Eddie Winter (straight and insists he only likes "real women", one of those people who claims he can instantly clock any trans person)

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this bitch (me) figured out how to print photos at kmart. you already know i’m going back tomorrow and printing a shit ton more so i can make photo cards and keychains 💔