Could u do some more dad foolish and dad Quackity if u don’t mind 🫶🏻
alright, so, i chose to make quackity a girl dad. dunno if i said something different before, but for this one, he's a girl dad. sue me. (please dont im broke)
anyway, enjoy! or dont :) m.list
Quackity
dad!quackity likes to talk to your daughter in spanish.
"ayyy, mi amorcito, lindo," he cooes, rubbing his nose into her chubby cheeks.
"hola, mi cielo," he says when he comes to get her in her crib.
"que quieres de comer, línda?" he asks her absently as he looks for blueberries and the sliced bananas you prepared earlier.
dad!quackity who will very loudly yell at his friends to stop yelling. he tells them if theyre any louder, your daughters gonna wake up. and yes, he has his headphones on...
dad!quackity brings her on stream and shows off how absolutely chunky she is.
her arms look like those jumbo marshmallows glued together. her cheeks are slightly red. she has a thick head of hair. and there is not a single thought behind her eyes.
#ctrlc-ctrlvquackity trends since you don't tell people what her name is. but then he hears him call her 'cielo' and that becomes her new name among the fandom.
Foolish
you will find dad!foolish asleep on the couch with your daughter. (yes, i realize i said this in the last one and i stand by what i say.)
she has your face, but his eyes. and your hair. and his stream thinks its so cute that she looks so much like you!!
dad!foolishes stream also thinks its so cute how he subtly (and not so subtly) takes care of you like youre glass. even after you've given birth. especially after you've given birth.
"baby, what are you doing up?" he asks you when he sees you peeking into his office.
"i finally got her to sleep!" you cheer tiredly, your voice in a harsh whisper. he was just as excited as you but he also took it as a warning to be quiet.
"oh, yay!" he says, his voice in the same tone as yours. "you should get to sleep too, though."
"yeah, i will," you say, wading into his office and going over to press a quick kiss to his lips. "night, babe."
"night, pretty girl."
if i missed an accent on any of the vowels, dont get mad at me. my mom never taught me how to actually write in spanish 😭😭 -Nony
OK IM LOVING THE SMUDGED LIPSTICK ONE THAT BUT WITH FOOLISH😍😭 HES SO FINEEE
He’d literally be so smiley staring at you with heart eyes placing a kiss to your lips, keeping his hand on your cheek pulling you towards him 😍😍😍😍 (he made out with you 😨).
Okay so I’m a bimbo (not rlly I’m just dumb) but imagine bimbo!reader and foolish just existing together. You helping him workout, him doing your hair while you put on makeup, true barbie and ken type shit.
I’m in a weird fluffy foolish mood rn lol 🎀🎀
ahh wait that would be so cute :(
foolish would ADORE doing his skin care or nails with you
my pretty himbo would just have the time of his life taking a post work-out shower with you
he would love incorporating u into his workouts by making u sit on his back when he would do push ups or when he would sit up he would give u a lil peck on ur cheek
i just want do this mans hair, he would let u put bows n his hair as he would pepper kisses all over ur face
*:･ﾟ summary: a mishap involving some honey, your ankle and far too many bees for your liking leaves you in the arms of your particularly burly coworker
*:･ﾟ pairing: cc!foolish x gn!reader
*:･ﾟ warnings: bee stings, injury, foolish picks up reader but that just because he's strong (no implied body shape/size), swearing
*:･ﾟ note: y'all I'll be honest I was blushing up a storm writing this you'll understand why when you read it
*:･ﾟ series masterlist
There were bound to be slow days where Phil decided you’d be of more use in the honey room than behind the counter.
Today happened to be one of those days, with the farm workers out in the fields harvesting as much as they could before the first frost. You were given a never ending supply of honey to jar and seal, as the warehouse crew worked overtime to get everything through the extractor.
After what felt like hours of jarring, labeling and packaging honey, Phil came in to let you know you could have a break.
You decided to head to the warehouse, hoping to talk to someone and unfry your brain a bit. As soon as you stepped into the room, you realized there was no way you could take your break here. The room was sweltering with the heat of the machine and the bodies of the workers moving around shipments.
The heat was doing nothing to help with the fact that you were practically covered in honey from mishaps with the jarring machine. You grab a wet towel from the kitchen and wipe down your arms, hoping to rid yourself of the stickiness.
A white blur out the window caught your eye. Standing outside was Foolish, decked out in his beekeeping suit. He trucked along the property, bringing up frames of honey comb to the edge of the building.
Stepping outside, you holler his name, waving your arms around to catch his attention. The veil attached to his hat does nothing to hide his smile when he turns towards you.
Unfortunately for you, Foolish wasn’t the only one who noticed you. You should’ve known better, the smell of honey running through the extractor had left bees hanging around the building since harvest started.
And here you were, in all your honey covered glory, just asking to be swarmed. Mere seconds after leaving the building, you had bees crawling all over your legs.
All your life, you’d known to be calm when bees get too close. But knowing something and doing it are two very different things.
This was why, when the bees clung to your ankles, you absolutely lost your shit.
You screamed and swung your leg around and tried desperately to slap every bee away from you. But obviously, this only served to make the bees angrier, leading to a number of stings that only increased over time.
Two rather large hands forced your arms away from your leg and pressed you back into the building. If you didn’t still have stingers in your ankle, maybe you would’ve blushed at the situation.
Foolish’s body crowding over you, pressing your arms tight against his chest to keep you from struggling. His gloved hands cascading down your leg to pull off the bees that followed you into the store. God, you were lucky there were no customers, otherwise you’re sure you’d get complaints for inappropriate behavior.
“Shh shh shh. You’re ok Y/n, you’re fine.” His voice is low and soft, trying to comfort you. He removes one of his gloves to wipe off tears you didn’t know had formed.
You don’t need to look down to tell your ankle is swollen from how many times you’d been stung. You could barely put any weight on it without pain shooting up your leg.
Foolish seemed to notice this, taking off his hat and suit and hooking one arm under both your knees and lifting you into a bridal carry.
“Wait! No, no put me down! Where are we going?” You’re not sure whether you should hold onto him or struggle in his grip.
He jostles you in his hold again and this time you have no choice but to wrap your arms around his shoulders. It's a bit of a struggle, with how broad he is, but once you’re comfortable in his grasp, he smiles down at you.
“The first aid kit’s in the office. You really think you can get up the stairs with that ankle?” His tone is light and teasing as he carries to up the stairs.
He sets you down on a counter in the office and turns to find the kit. You grab his wrist before he can get too far away.
“Thank you, Noah. For helping me.” You can’t seem to help how quiet your voice is and no matter how hard you try, you can’t meet his eyes.
“Oh, now I know why the bees went after you. You’re just too sweet to resist, huh?”
That certainly draws your view up from the floor. The smile on his face and the accompanying chuckle he lets out makes you flush even more.
•based on a stream moment when he said he has never taken a bath and I think a bath can be romantic :)
Gender neutral. Second person POV.
Warnings: mention of nudity? Couple in bath. Blindfold. Suggestive. Fluff
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It was after a stream. There was a small bit about baths and Foolish revealed he’s never had a bath before.
“No way, you’ve never taken a bath before? Like not even when you were a kid?”
“Not that I remember, what’s so great about having a bath?”
“I’m not saying that bath’s are necessarily the best thing ever. Just sometimes it’s nice to sit in warm water, bath bomb, bubbles, and relax.”
“Yeah I guess I never thought of that”
You let it go after that. Not thinking much of it. Not until your anniversary came around.
You set up the bathroom really nice. Rose petals leading to the tub, your favorite candle that foolish always loves, your favorite drinks and snacks, not to mention the big bubbles and amazing scent bath bomb. This was the perfect bath.
You blindfolded him, guiding him carefully and slowly to the bathroom.
“Where are we going?” Foolish asks with his adorable smile on his face.
“Two more seconds Foosh” you giggle.
You set him in-front of the rose petal pathway.
“Okay now open” You look interested on what his reaction would be.
He takes off the blindfold. Eyes adjusting to the candle lit room.
“Is this….a bath?”
“It’s a romantic bath. You can take it alone or it can be a couple thing. Whatever you want. You’re gonna have a relaxing night”
He looked at it. He looked at the petals, candles, and bubbles. Taking his time to absorb the room.
“Oh foosh, if you really don’t want it. That’s okay. I know you’re not really interested in baths. We can always do something else for our anniversary.”
He turns to you. “No no. This is so cute. This is amazing in fact. You really look time into this. I really like it. Thank you”
“Really?”
“Yes this is so thoughtful. And I’m excited to give the bath a try.” He says genuinely. You both smile at each-other.
Within ten minutes, of undressing and testing the water temperature. You both faced opposite each-other in the bath covered in bubbles and big smiles on your faces.
“Soooo how’s your first bath?”
“I understand the hype now. It’s very relaxing. I really enjoy this right now….wait what is this by my feet?” He goes searching for a toy in the bubbles. It’s a shark water toy. It causes you to burst out laughing.
“Of course, you have to stay on brand.”
You both laugh at the little toy shark in his hands.
“Happy anniversary.”
“Happy anniversary, now come here and let me give you a kiss.“
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