#for demi

[lesbucks]

"if i was orpheus i would simply not turn around"

old habits die screaming by WaywardGhost / @vibecheckd

[blueskrugs]

first nhl hat trick for the Aussie 🧢🧢🧢

[materialistichedonism]

@spacial-tears got lost and found Lyla!

“Merde!” It was unusual to find Lyla in the kitchen by herself, but if Demi took a peek, there she was, fuming and swearing in her native language, “J'en ai ral le cul!!”

She banged her skillet of burnt noodles on the stove, hissing as a few errant strands flopped at her. Someone was struggling with cooking.

[lesbucks]

im having the revelation that Eddie would 100% experience target guy levels of fame the second someone catches his ass and face on camera doing something like wiping sweat off his face

[lolsj]

Wishing Demi a quick recovery. <3 <3 Hopefully she gets the help she needs from rehab.

[fitz-and-simmons]

Late Night Musings with Demi

So my roommate Demi is so tired that she sounds drunk... here are some of the highlights:

“I don’t get ostrich. They are just like big fake birds.”

“It must be nice to be that tall. What’s the weather like up there?”

“Tomorrow we are shooting in Monrovia... It sounds like Genova, their sister country, but it’s past Pasadena.”

“Like Beyonce. Maybe she could do better. At everything. Or could she? Doomed to mediocrity instead of greatness.”

“The world asks us questions but we have no answers.”

“I don’t wike it!”

“It’s like my evil twin is somewhere torturing me! I always wanted a twin, but like... one that looks exactly like me and changes exactly how I change so I could know what I always look like.”

“I wanted to bounce in the bouncy castle but they wouldn’t let me.”

[fitz-and-simmons]

“The penguins should start their own government in Antartica... I think they know the right topics to talk about. They aren’t just going to wait for us to do it; they will fucking do it themselves.” –Demi