#for humans

[black-suns-rim]

What do you got there, Momba?

In the fan collab universe, black momba collects humans like cats. She has 3 humans currently, but that number will rise in due time.

She's holding 2 human children in her hands, iris and "the child"

[pierog]

i live in the zoo they keep me behind the crocodile and feed me old hot chips (<- sentence that sounds like a shitpost but is real)

[bapydemonprincess]

OKAY but imagine WHILE Seb and Bard are in the kitchen, from the very beginnings, Sebastian never uses like, a towel, or tool to handle really hot things, WHILE TELLING BARD TO BE CAREFUL AND USE THEM HIMSELF, and Bard is like ???????????????????

[liquidgirl13]

And the scent is relaxing!

[tatatale]

ngl if insans was real i would hug him even if it meant dead he just that lovable

YOU DON’T WANT THAT 

[purplerose244]

You know what I really hope will make a comeback in Wizards? The three rules situation 😎

[aspidities]

“Just a cool guy with all his shots” bro like a breeding stud

That’s literally what I put on my competitive weight pulling dog’s profile when we stud him out

Dear God, please let me retire as a breeding stud, thank you