Glorious Chaos~ - oneshot- Harry Hook x Deity of Chaos!Reader -
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A fast-paced, pitched giggle came from the shadows next to the isle marketplace, glowing (e/c) eyes watching as they moved their fingers ever so slightly and it almost seemed in reaction that a merchant tripped and landed face first in his rotten tomatoes, the other merchants laughing or wincing at the fools poor fate.
The shadow figure hummed, glancing about before smirking, wiggling their fingers again and laughing as a rope pulled around another merchant's ankles and pulled her into the air, others gasping and staring up at her. “What are you idiots looking at!” the woman screeched, clawing at the small crowd below her “Get me down from here!!!”
The shadow figure laughed again and dissipated from the alleyway, appearing a few building tops away.
They glanced over the isle once more, looking for chaos to cause.
Oh, did I forget to introduce our little character here? I did? Sorry about that, this is (y/n), the descendant of Eris, Goddess of discord.
And what was fun about their magic or “powers” was that they worked within the barriers of the isle of the lost, no one knew why they did, no one knew they did in the first place. But (y/n)’s mother had said long ago that discord and chaos followed no rules, including magical ones unless set by her own word as a goddess, so their magic was free to roam and play with whenever they were.
Including behind the anti-magic barrier around the isle of the lost.
“Ah~” (y/n) sighed, slipping off their hood and stretching their arms back “What a glorious day for chaos~” they let their arms fall to their sides and they looked around again, looking for any chaos to cause. (y/n) felt a grin spread on their lips and they stepped closer to the merchant and her eggs, a large teen dressed in orange leather sneaking a few out of the merchant's sight. (y/n) snapped their fingers and a few eggs sprouted legs and hopped out of the basket, dancing in front of the now shell-shocked teen and hopping off the table, toddling out of the alley and towards wherever to cause more chaos.
The orange-clad teen looked from the eggs, to the still turned around merchant, to the eggs he had stolen, and placed them back into the basket, holding his hands up as he backed away. (y/n) giggled again, and decided to follow the teen, not before snapping their fingers again and the rest of the eggs got up and danced around, this time causing some ruckus around the merchant.
(y/n) snickered and dissipated, following the teen through the shadowed alleyways. “Oi, Gil, where are tha’ eggs?” (y/n) stopped as a new voice joined in on the unsuspecting duo. They looked towards the docks, raising their brow as a very handsome pirate teen walked towards the orange-clad teen, his bright blue eyes almost resembling the ocean.
“They uh…” Gil, as (y/n) just learned he was called, was lost for words, looking back towards the market where the egg stand had been “uh-“
“What did they do? Walk away?” (y/n) covered their mouth and laughed quietly, moving from the alleyway behind Gil to get closer to the blue-eyed teen.
“Actually, yeah, they sprouted legs and just…walked away!” Gil waved his hands about, looking at the other teen completely serious. Gil pouted a bit as blue eyes just raised his brow “Harry come on dude, I’m not pulling your leg here, I’m telling the truth! They legit sprouted legs and walked away!” Harry, aka Mr. Blue-eyes as (y/n) had been mentally calling him, blinked; looking at Gil with wide eyes.
“I…Gil are yeh high?” Gil shook his head, frowning a bit as (y/n) laughed again, abit louder this time.
“No, I swear, also did you hear that?” Harry closed his eyes and pinched his nose.
“Seeing and hearin’ things, okay let's get yeah back to the ship, I think yeh need to lay down.”
“Harry dude I swear! On my life!”
“Uh-uh, yeh probably just ate a bad egg”
“Harry!”
(y/n) hummed to themselves and smirked, biting their lip as they dissipated to the rooftops and followed the two pirates to their ship, giggling to themselves as they realized the fun they could have with this particular blue-eyed pirate. “He’s cute~” (y/n) whispered, dissipating one last time.
-
You held in your laughter as best you could as Harry climbed on top of chip shop the table, yelling loudly as he pointed at the ground “DEVIL THIN’G!” Uma, his captain and friend, looked at him for a moment then facepalmed.
“it’s a fucking spider Harry, calm the fuck down” Gil looked to the spot Harry was pointing at and screeched, climbing onto the table with Harry.
“THAT IS NOT A NORMAL SPIDER THE FUCK” you snorted into your hand, wiggling your fingers a bit to help the very large, though harmless, tarantula climb up the table legs and onto the surface.
Uma stared in shock as she finally spotted the spider, then slowly reached behind her for a large food tray “Harry, don’t freak the fuck out when I kill it” Harry fell back into Gil as Uma swiftly slammed the tray onto the spider, growling as it quickly raced out of the way thanks to your quick intervention. “Damn it!”
“NOOO!” Harry screeched, scrambling back onto the chip shop floor as the spider crawled closer to him at a high speed. “Kill it kill it!”
The spider hopped down from the table and raced after Harry, sending the much larger than the ‘tiny’ spider teenager out of the chip shop screaming his head off, some of the other patrons following his lead as they spotted the tarantula.
You giggled again and dissipated amongst the running crowd, appearing on the rooftop next to where Harry had stopped to catch his breath, his eyes flying about wildly in an attempt to see the spider. ‘Poor thing’ you thought, pouting a bit and deciding to pity him, waving your hand and making the spider appear in your hand. “Good work, you may rest now” the spider waved its little arm at you and it disappeared into dark purple smoke.
You hummed lightly, resting your chin on your hand as you looked down at Harry, who finally caught his breath and looked around again for the spider. ‘he’s fun’ you chucked to yourself, deciding to mess with this particular person a bit more.
You disappeared into smoke, the smirk never leaving your face as you thought of your wicked plans of chaos just for Harry.
-
Harry for the last week had felt like someone was watching him, and not the usual ‘watching him scared he would turn and take their money’ or the ‘keeping an eye on him to make sure he didn’t blow something up’ it was a bit more…ominous than usual, but it felt…light as well. It was hard to explain, but whoever was watching him didn’t have any plans to hurt him.
But he had a strong feeling that whoever was watching him was the cause of his chaotic ass week. First was the big ass spider (that had cost him some of his reputation, which he had easily gotten back after hooking Clay’s kid) then only a couple of hours later he slipped on something and accidentally hit a support beam that knocked over a good chunk of merchant stans, sending food and many other things flying.
The next day was just as bad, he had tripped over a bucket he could swear wasn’t there a moment ago which had caused him to slam into a large group of pirates and goblins, sending everyone tumbling, some into the sea and some into sea sludge.
Harry remembered feeling very very embarrassed, standing as quickly as he could and running from the scene, again feeling eyes watching and following him as he ran to his apartment and locked himself inside. It took Uma three hours to convince him to face the isle again, and even then, he kept a low profile for the rest of day.
Something was up, and he wasn’t the clumsiest person around, no that was Gil and Drey, so it had to be something…or someone messing with him.
So when the week ended, and after many-MANY- mishaps and just plainly chaotic things happened to him, he walked into an alley people seemed to avoid so he could confront the person alone (not for any particular reason just this alley always seemed empty) and waited until he felt those eyes on him.
“I know yer there, show yerself!” Harry yelled out, drawing his cutlass and glaring at the shadows around him.
“Well, it was fun while it lasted” Harry stilled at the sudden echoey voice, jaw-dropping as a pair of glowing eyes appeared in front of him, then the rest of the body followed like wisping smoke “but-how can I deny such a request~?” Harry couldn't find his voice as he stared at the most beautiful person he had ever seen before in his life (well, except Uma of course but- he had a feeling the reason why he thought so was the same, after all, gods did have a certain…thing to them that always made them look absolutely beautiful) “what? cat got your tongue~?”
“Who-what-“ Harry blinked to clear his mind and tilted his head, watching as the beings' hair flowed around their head like water, the bottom half of their body like smoke “and yeh are?”
“(y/n), descendant of Eris and upcoming deity of discord~” (y/n) purred, curling their hands under their chin and floating closer to Harry, almost pinning him against the alley wall. “And you, are Harry Hook, the person of my interest for the last week, and before you ask, yes I am the reason for your hectic week” (y/n) tutted as Harry’s shocked face turned to a glare "oh calm down, I was just testing you, never meant any real harm”
“Testing meh? Fer wha’?” Harry lifted his hook slightly, while threatening a god probably wasn’t a good idea he wouldn’t hesitate to hook (y/n) if he had to.
“To see how you would react to things, chaos, discord, fun stuff, and you passed ~ I'll be keeping you now” Harry let out a squeak as (y/n)s hands curled around his face, drawing him closer to them.
“Ke-keeping meh?” Harry asked, slipping his hook onto his belt and taking (y/n)s wrists, pulling them away from his cheeks and subtly moving from the wall till his back faced the opening of the alley “what does tha mean?”
“It means, you’re mine. You’re under my protection, I've claimed you, is it really that hard to understand?” Harry took a couple of steps back, away from the descendant of chaos.
“I-uh-“ Harry felt his face heat up at what he thought (y/n) was indicating about him being theirs. (y/n) seemed to read his mind and laughed, shaking their head.
“Not like that, I have no interest in sex like many of you mortals, though I have met a few that seem to share my feelings about it, I mean your mine in a way that many gods claim people, protection n’ all that. All I will ask of you to keep this claim is to entertain me from time to time, and help me cause chaos on the isle~” Harry relaxed, making (y/n) smile. Their smoky form disappeared and let their feet touch the ground, Harry blinked in surprise, not expecting their slight transformation.
“wait” Harry rubbed his head as an aching thought came to mind “how-why is yer magic working on the isle? It blocks everything?” (y/n) cackled.
"Chaos magic, it follows no rules except its own, that includes the old bat's barrier rules” Harry smirked at your nickname for fairy godmother “now!” (y/n) dissipated into smoke again then reappeared only an inch away from Harry's face, once again floating in the air “let's cause some chaos~”
Harry felt a smirk grow on his face and he nodded, letting himself be grabbed and taken to wherever on the isle to cause chaos with the upcoming deity of chaos themselves.
-three months later-
Harry watched from the shadows as the traitors, Evie, Carlos, and Jay, waited for their precious king beasty boy to return from talking to the purple imp, as soon as he had an opening on the king, he would strike and take him hostage, just as Uma planned.
He felt a chin rest on his shoulder but he didn’t move, keeping his eyes on the traitors. “What are you doing?” (y/n) whispered, wrapping their arms around his shoulders and peering at the three vks “oh~ what's the plan?”
“Kidnap the king, use ‘im as ransom against the imp,” Harry explained simply, the crew around them not bothering to ask who Harry was talking to, as Harry didn’t keep silent on his new connection to the god for long.
“Love it” (y/n) laughed quietly, their eyes glowing at the subject “kidnapping the king? Perfectly chaotic~” Harry smirked, perking up as Ben descended the stairs and dejectedly made his way down the alley towards the pirates “that’s your cue~” (y/n) whispered into his ear, transforming into a snake and wrapping around his neck loosely, keeping their eyes on Ben as the king walked closer to Harry.
Harry took the chance as Ben passed by him and quickly surprised the king, tying his arms down to his torso and then his wrists together “Ello beasty boy~” Harry purred, enjoying the look of horror and shock on Ben’s face “yeh should know, it’s never a good idea ta wander ‘round the isle alone~” Gil covered Bens head with an old potato sack and the crew began to haul ben away, leaving Harry and (y/n) alone to tell the traitors of Uma’s demands. “Enjoying yerself?” Harry whispered to (y/n), smirking as their scaly head pushed at his chin “good, I think yer gonna like this too~” (y/n) snickered, well as best as a snake could, and dropped their head again, hiding behind Harry's collar.
-
(y/n) stared in boredom as Harry and Uma went through their plans for the 50th time, chaos, they needed to cause chaos! Too much longer and they would die!
…
Well, that was a bit dramatic but if they didn’t blow up or burn down something soon, or whatever, they were going to combust. (y/n) looked around for Gil, maybe he was free to cause some chaos, (y/n) stopped and sighed, nope, Gil was busy watching Ben.
Harry was busy, Uma was busy, Gil was busy, the crew, while very chaotic, weren’t what (y/n) was looking for to cause chaos with. Harry was always the most wanted option but again, (y/n) looked back over at him, his hat was off along with his jacket, his hook and sword set on the table as he leaned over the plans Uma had written up, he was busy.
(y/n) groaned and let their head hit the table, their cheek resting on the old wood as they pushed around a rotten apple. (y/n) looked up when they felt eyes on them and felt that odd flutter in their chest that had been plaguing them as of late when they locked eyes with Harry. (y/n) quickly looked back down at the table, forcing away the heat from their cheeks.
‘What the hell?’ it couldn’t have been lust, (y/n) knew they never saw Harry in that kinda light, so what could’ve it been?...they had to ask their mother about this, they knew everything. (y/n) dissipated into smoke and traveled the realms to land at their home within the realm of their mother, who was taking a bubble bath as she messed with some mortal lives.
“MOM!” Eris peeked at (y/n), raising her brow “What does it mean when I look at a boy and my chest gets all fluttery?!” she stared at you for a moment then sighed, pinching the bridge of her nose.
“You’re in love (y/n)” (y/n) pulled back at that, making a face.
“But-I don’t do love” (y/n) snarked, closing their eyes as Eris flicked their nose.
“No, you don’t do lust, you are still very much viable to love and have the ability to feel or receive it. There's a difference between the two, now” Eris annoyed fae turned to a teasing smirk “Whose the boy~?” (y/n) felt their cheeks heat up and they looked away from their mother “ohhh is it that boy you claimed a couple of months back~? how cute~”
(y/n) glanced back at Eris, who dissipated into smoke and moved over to her globe of the world, pulling a couple strings and causing some chaos. “I-I thought you would be more…” (y/n) struggled to find the word “or well…less accepting?”
Eris huffed and turned to (y/n), raising her brow with a ‘are you for real?’ look on her face “(y/n), love is one of the most powerful forces of chaos in the universe, it can level cities and bring back souls from the river Styx, in fact, it can even make our magic more powerful. I have no problem with you being in love”
(y/n) stared at their mother for a moment, then smiled, appearing next to her and hugging her tightly “thank you mom” Eris hummed with a smile and patted (y/n)s arm.
“Yes yes, now, I have some chaos to cause here, Cetus?” the sea monster shaped constellation moved from the dome and swam over to Eris “I have a ship to be destroyed in the Bermuda triangle~ you know what to do~” Cetus roared and swam up into the black dome of the realm, disappearing into the human world. “now” Eris turned back to their child, cupping their cheek, “ I think you have a pirate to woo” (y/n) rolled their eyes and saluted, dissipating once more to head back to the isle.
-
You sometimes forgot that time in your mother's realm passed by differently than in the real world, by the time you returned to the isle to see Harry, it was already the next day, and it seemed the exchange for the wand had already happened, colored dust splattered against the docks and ship. You hummed and disappeared into the shadows, appearing again in Harry's room, who was lying face-up on his floor, his eyes closed.
“Im going to guess you didn’t get the wand” you spoke softly, sensing that Harry was upset, very upset.
“What do yeh think?” he snarled, glaring up at you with tears in his eyes “oh, no we got the wand, we’ve just decided ta fucking stay on the isle forever!” you frowned, waiting for Harry to take a deep breath and let his head fall back on the floor “…im sorry” he finally muttered as you moved to lay down next to him
“Apology accepted” you mumbled back, halfway laying down on Harry with your chin on his chest, watching him carefully as you rose with each breath.
“I like you…a lot” welp you didn’t mean to blurt that out but, again…chaos god. Harry lifted his head, his wide bright ocean blue eyes staring into yours in shock.
“I-you-…wha?” you swallowed down the nerves and sat up, sitting cross-legged next to harry as he quickly followed your head, watching as you curled up on yourself, messing with your fingers, something you always did when you got nervous. “like-like me in the way you meant three months ago or…like-like?” you looked at him through your lashes and ruffled your hair.
“Um…like-like…I uh, always get these…feelings around you and I asked my mom about them and she-she said I was in love with you” Harrys slowly turned red, eyes going off as you continued to ramble. “And-and suddenly everything made sense, the butterflies, the way my chest feels when you smile, those dumb dreams about us kissing it-it just all made sense and if-if you don’t feel the same way it’s no biggie, I didn’t even know I could love before this I thought it was the same as lust and-“ Harry stopped your rambling by cupping your face, smiling as he turned your face to look at him.
“Can I kiss yeh?” he asked quietly, leaning in slightly, faces only inches apart.
“I-yes?” you squeaked, closing your eyes as Harry laughed gently and leaned in closer, pressing his lips to yours in a soft kiss. And…wow, it was even better than your dreams, your entire body alit with fireworks. After a few moments, Harry pulled away, chucking at your still closed eyes and dazed look.
“I like yeh too, have fer maybe a month and a half now” you rose from your daze and laughed “wha?”
“That’s-that’s around the time I fell for you I think” Harry snorted rolling his eyes as you burst into laughter. He pulled you into his lap and lay back down, holding you to his chest as he took a deep breath. “You...you won't mind me not being into sex n stuff, right?” you quietly asked, scared that it would drive him away as Harry was a bit of a horn ball.
“I’s fine I can use meh hand or whatever” Harry joked, smirking as you laughed against his chest “how bout we cause some chaos tomorrow, fer our first date?” “Glorious chaos~” you purred, snuggling into Harry's chest and smiling against him. Who knew just a casual day of causing chaos would lead you to find love?
-end-
Some random person; “sexual/romantic attraction is what makes us human!”
Aces/Aros; “♪it's tough to be a god~♪”
Aces, yall are fucking valid. HAPPY PRIDE MONTH YALL
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